Linwood Barclay - Stone Rain

But he must have also been able to sense that something was amiss here. That he’d actually walked in on something out of the ordinary.

“Who are you?” Mrs. Gorkin said, keeping her gun trained on Merker but moving across the room to check on Ludmilla, who was struggling to her knees. “You okay, sweedie?” she asked.

“Who the fuck are you?” Merker said.

“Listen,” I said, trying to sit up. “Give me a second here and I’ll try to introduce everyone, shall I?” Merker glanced at me, surprised, perhaps, that I would be able to introduce him. I wasn’t certain he recognized me from the stun gun demo he’d done for the cops, and it occurred to me after I’d offered to do introductions that maybe it was a mistake for me to let on that I knew who he was.

The fifty thousand volts might have interfered with my mental processes.

“Gary Merker, this is Mrs. Gorkin, and her daughters Ludmilla and Gavrilla, and they run the Burger Crisp across town, and it seems that if they haven’t come here to kill me, they certainly intend to cause me a great deal of harm. And ladies, this is Gary Merker, who’s trying to unload a bunch of stun guns to the police, and who also seems bent on doing me some sort of harm too.” I took a breath. “I guess you’ll have to fight over me.”

“What do you want with him?” Merker asked Mrs. Gorkin.

“He had file. We come to get it.”

“What fucking file?”

“About health inspection.”

“Health inspection?” Merker said. “What fucking health inspection?” He was twitching his nose about, like it itched. He stuck a pinky finger in one of his nostrils, dug around a bit.

Mrs. Gorkin looked taken aback by Merker’s blatant display of nasal inspection. It was nice to know that even she had standards. “You don’t know about dat?”

“Lady, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.” He pulled out his finger, examined what was stuck to the end of it, and wiped it on his trousers.

“Den why are you here?”

“Because this son of a bitch”-he pointed down at me-“is going to help me get back some money that was stole from me.”

“Dat’s too bad, because we’re taking him with us,” Mrs. Gorkin said.

“Why do you need him?” Merker said.

“Because we have to make sure he make no more trouble for us,” Mrs. Gorkin said.

That didn’t sound good. I was wondering whether I should start rooting for Merker, who had his finger back in his nose to get what he missed the first time.

“You shouldn’t shoot my daughter like that,” she said. “What that thing?”

“It’s just a stun gun,” Merker said. “She’ll be fine. Be glad I didn’t use my real gun on her. And Jesus Christ, lady, you nearly shot me with that thing.” He was pointing at Mrs. Gorkin’s weapon. “That some sort of Soviet piece? Looks kinda different.”

Mrs. Gorkin didn’t answer him. She was helping Ludmilla get up.

Gavrilla said, “Maybe we can work something out. What’s this money you got stolen from you?”

Merker thought a moment. “This guy knows someone stole some money from me, and I think if he talks to her for me, I can get it back.”

“There’s nothing I can do for you,” I said.

“Really? According to the news, you know Candace, or Trixie or Miranda or whoever the fuck she is this week, very well. Went all the way up to farm country to try to get her to come back before the cops got her. Am I right?”

I nodded wearily.

“So I need you to talk to her, explain to her the situation, and I think once you’ve done that, she’ll tell you where you can find the money, and you and I can go and get it.”

“Are you crazy?” I said. “She’s in jail . If you listened to the news, you know that.”

Merker nodded his understanding. “You’ll have to go visit her. I can’t do it. People might be looking for me. Last place I want to walk into is a prison. They might not let me out. But I bet you can get in to see her.”

“So I’m supposed to just walk in, into the jail , and say hey, where’s that money, and she tells me, we go find it, and you walk off with it.”

Merker smiled, delighted that I had grasped the concept. “Yup.”

Gavrilla interrupted. “How much money did she steal from you?”

“A lot,” Merker said. I knew it to be about half a million, but clearly he didn’t want to tip his hand.

“Then here is a deal,” Gavrilla said, glancing out the front door. “We let you take him to get the money, but we get a, what do you call it, a cut.”

“Yeah, right,” Merker said. “That’s a plan.”

Mrs. Gorkin turned her gun on me. “We kill him now then.”

“Whoa, hang on, wait a minute,” Merker said. “Let’s not get crazy.”

“Who’s that man in the truck?” Gavrilla asked.

“That’s Leo,” Merker said.

“Okay, so you leave Leo with us,” Gavrilla said, her mom watching her curiously, “and we let you take this guy to get your money, then you come back with the money, you give us our cut, Leo can go and you give us back this guy.”

“What, Leo’s, like, a hostage?”

“No, no. He just stays with us.” Gavrilla shrugged. “We’ll hang out.”

Ludmilla, on her feet now, said, “I could stay here.”

“There’s somebody else,” Merker said. “In the truck, with Leo. She’d have to stay too.”

“How much money?” Mrs. Gorkin asked.

“Like I said, a lot,” Merker said.

“Don’t give me this sheet, a lot,” she said. “We not letting you walk off with him we don’t know what’s in it for us.”

“The thing is,” Merker said, “I don’t know exactly how much she’s got. I know what she took, but she probably spent that, but she’s probably made some back. I’m betting she’s got it stashed away someplace and I want it back. With fucking interest too.”

“How much she take?”

Merker didn’t even hesitate. “A hundred thousand.” I couldn’t see any advantage, at the moment, in pointing out that he was underreporting potential income. I was not the tax man.

“Whoa,” said Mrs. Gorkin. “Okay then, we want thirty percent.”

“Thirty percent?” said Merker. “You fucking joking? What’s fucking thirty percent of a hundred thousand?”

Trixie hadn’t been kidding when she said Merker wasn’t very good at numbers. I said, “I think that would work out to about thirty thousand dollars.”

Merker shook his head disapprovingly. “That’s just ridiculous. I’ll give you five. Five thousand bucks.”

Mrs. Gorkin pointed her weapon at me again. “You must not need him very much.”

“Okay, okay, ten. Ten thousand. That’s as high as I’m willing to go.” Mrs. Gorkin’s gun was still trained at my head. “Fuck, all right, what about twenty-five thousand? That would work out to, that would be…”

“Twenty-five percent,” I said.

“Okay, how about that?”

Mrs. Gorkin lowered the gun. “Dat okay.”

Gavrilla was smiling proudly. This had been her strategy, after all. “That’s good. That’s great. So, you should call Leo in.”

Merker went to the open door, made a waving motion. I heard a pickup door slam, and then Leo Edgar was walking up the porch steps.

He was leading, by the hand, a child. A little girl, probably no more than five years old. Curly haired. Quiet, walking as if in a daze. Dried tears visible on her cheeks.

Katie Bennet. Trixie’s daughter.

I was back up on my feet now, the residual effects of a punch to the gut and fifty thousand volts to my entire body momentarily forgotten as Katie Bennet stepped into the house. She looked at me with a glimmer of recognition, but no joy.