P. Parrish - Thicker Than Water

He drove out to Immokalee Road, but as he waited for the light, a thought hit him, something the landlord had said about women finding some guy to sponge off of.

Hayley Lieberman had found someone to sponge off of, all right.

Damn. Joyce Novick would have to wait. He turned left, heading back toward Fort Myers. It was just a hunch, but he owed it to Susan to follow up on it.

He drove over the Sanibel-Captiva causeway and turned off Periwinkle Way, heading to the Duvall home.

Bingo. The old Toyota was there in the drive of the big white house. And Candace’s yellow Mercedes convertible wasn’t. Dumb luck.

At the front door, Louis paused, looking up at the security camera. No way was he going to get past that little maid. With a quick look around, he left the porticoed porch and followed a flagstone path around the side of the house. There was a small iron gate with a DELIVERIES sign on it. He opened it and went in.

The huge house butted right up against the lot line, leaving just a small walkway to the back. He followed it toward the back yard.

“You’ve scraped bottom, Kincaid,” he muttered to himself as he crouched down to get by a window.

He could see San Carlos Bay beyond the hibiscus hedges. At the corner of the house, he heard something and stopped. A splash.

He looked around the corner. Hayley Lieberman was doing laps in the pool. He looked around the patio. No sign of anyone else, just a towel, a book and some lotion on a lounge chair.

He ventured onto the patio. It took Hayley another lap before she looked up and saw him. She stopped, squinting up at him as she treaded water.

“You need me to get out?” she asked.

She looked like a sleek dark seal, and she was smiling.

Louis shrugged. “It would help,” he said.

She went to the side and hoisted herself out. She was wearing the little red bathing suit bottom and nothing on top. She didn’t look back at Louis as she went to the lounge and grabbed the towel.

“You’re using too much chlorine,” she said, turning.

“Excuse me?” Louis said.

She nodded at the pool. “Chlorine.”

She was looking at him oddly now. He was trying hard to look at her face.

“You’re not the pool boy?” she asked.

Louis shook his head. “My name is Louis Kincaid. I’m a private investigator.”

It took her a moment, but she smiled again. “Oh, sorry,” she said. She rubbed the towel over her dark hair and tossed it aside.

She was maybe thirty, tall, almost his height, with a taut dancer’s body-boyish hips, finely muscled legs and no tits. Definitely good looking.

Definitely not his type, he thought with relief as she nonchalantly stretched out on her back on a lounge chair, arms behind her head.

“So, what are you investigating?” she asked. Her tone was almost playful.

“Spencer Duvall’s death,” he said. Something told him to let her take the lead in this.

She put on sunglasses. “Poor Spence,” she said. “Why ‘poor Spence’?”

“Kind of. . sad, don’t you think?”

“Murder is rarely happy.”

“I mean him. He was kind of sad.”

Louis heard a door and looked back to see the maid coming toward them carrying a tray.

“Candace should be back soon,” Hayley said. “She’s getting her nails done.”

“I’d rather talk to you,” Louis said.

The maid stopped abruptly when she recognized Louis. “Mrs. Duvall told you not to come back here,” she said.

Hayley raised an eyebrow at Louis, then waved the maid forward. “Never mind, Luisa,” she said, “just give me the drink and go away.”

The maid scowled at Louis and left.

“I’m sorry,” Hayley said to Louis. “You want a Long Island iced tea? I told her to use the Belvedere this time. It’s really good.”

“No thanks. Tell me more about Spencer. How well did you know him?”

She took a sip of the drink. “Not well. We moved in different circles.”

“Your circles intersected,” Louis said.

Hayley smiled and gave a small shrug. “I flunked geometry.”

There was nothing to do but go for the throat. “How long have you and Candace Duvall been together?” he asked.

He couldn’t see her eyes behind the dark glasses, but she was still smiling.

“About a year,” she said finally. “We met at the Body Works. I teach yoga and aerobics there.”

“Did her husband know about you?”

She shrugged again. “Candy didn’t want me coming over here when he was home. One time he came home early when I was here and she introduced me as her personal trainer.” Her smile had faded.

“So Candace isn’t. .” Louis hesitated.

“Out of the closet?” Hayley reached for the suntan lotion. “Nope.”

Something sour had crept into Hayley’s voice. “Are you?” Louis asked.

“Since high school.”

Hayley was rubbing lotion on her chest. Louis was trying not to look at her.

“Did Candace know her husband was going to file for divorce?” he asked finally.

“Yeah, she knew.”

“You’re sure?”

Hayley nodded. “She said one night that when she got the papers, she was gonna go stuff them up Brian’s ass.”

“Brian? Brian Brenner?”

“Yeah. You know him?”

Louis shook his head. “So Candace didn’t want a divorce?”

“Nope. She was perfectly happy playing the game.”

That bitter tone had returned to her voice again.

“Did Spencer tell Candace why he wanted a divorce?” Louis asked.

“If he did, she didn’t tell me.”

Hayley was looking at the house. Louis followed her gaze. The maid was standing at the French doors, staring at them.

“God, I hate that woman,” Hayley murmured. “She speaks Spanish because she thinks I don’t know what she’s saying. Shit, I learned what tortillera meant in ninth grade.”

She looked back at Louis, shielding her eyes. “You mind sitting down? You’re blocking my sun.”

Louis sat on the edge of the lounge chair next to hers. At least he had found out Candace knew about the divorce. But he had the feeling there was more and that Hayley, for whatever reason, was willing to talk.

“Your landlord told me to tell you not to expect your security deposit back,” he said.

She laughed. “I got all the security I need now.” She took a big gulp of her drink. “So, what did you do to piss Candy off?”

“I don’t know. Maybe I didn’t smell nice enough.”

Hayley laughed again, a big whoop this time. “Yeah, she’s big on smells.”

Louis looked at the house. The maid was still there, watching him. He had the feeling that if he didn’t leave soon, he was going to end up in jail for trespassing. Candace could show up any minute.

“I think I better get going,” he said, rising.

“Wise choice,” Hayley said. She took off her sunglasses and laid back in the lounge, closing her eyes.

He started to leave, then turned back. “Why did you call Spencer Duvall ‘sad’?” he asked.

Hayley looked at him. “Because he was.”

“Why? Because his wife was cheating on him?”

A slow smile came to Hayley’s face, and Louis had the feeling that she was humoring him, like she might a boy who had just figured out what sex was.

“Spencer was gay,” she said.

Louis was dumbstruck. Which made her smile even more.

“And he didn’t want to be,” she added.

He could think of only one thing to ask. “Did Candace know?”

“What do you think?”

She was grinning, enjoying his bewilderment. “Candy was his beard,” she said. “Or he was hers. I’m not sure how it worked, to be honest. All I know is that they found each other in college and kind of struck a bargain to prop up each other’s lies.”