Linwood Barclay - A Tap on the Window

Haines didn’t look happy. Maybe not every Griffon cop enjoyed taunting suspects. “Come on,” he said. “I’m betting this is all bullshit, anyway.”

Brindle shot him a look.

When we reached the Griffon police headquarters, Brindle wheeled the car around to the back and drove into an open garage. He opened my door and led me from the car to the building, a distance of not more than ten feet. From there I was taken to a basement holding cell, where I was left to spend some time on my own.

A person could be here a long time before anyone knew something had happened to him. When I wasn’t there to pick up Donna at the end of the day, she would assume work had interfered, and would find her own way home. Even if she tried calling me, my failure to answer wouldn’t set off any alarms.

Brindle removed my cuffs, stepped out of the holding cell and swung the door shut. It locked automatically. “Back in a bit. Don’t go away,” he said with a smile before leaving me with only my thoughts for company.

I had several of them, and they weren’t good ones. I couldn’t shake the feeling that they’d found something incriminating in the car. There was the wig, but that was easily explained, as was any blood that might be on the front seat, which would be Claire’s. And there was no way, in this short time, that they could have done any kind of DNA testing on it.

So if they weren’t nailing me with something that was already in the car, it had to be with something that had found its way into it since it had left me.

Was Augie capable of that? Planting evidence against his brother-in-law? Even if I believed he had it in him, I couldn’t think of any reason for him to do it, aside from him thinking I was a horse’s ass. A good reason to punch someone in the mouth, but hardly justification to send him to prison.

I heard a door opening at the end of the hall, then steps coming my way. I’d been sitting on a metal bench bolted to the floor, but sprang to my feet and went to the bars to see who it was.

A cop, in uniform, but not Brindle or Haines.

It was Officer Marv Quinn, partner of Donna’s friend Kate Ramsey. He seemed to be using this hallway to get from one place to another, and looked startled when he saw me with my fingers wrapped around the bars.

“What the hell?” he said. If he was pretending to be surprised, he was doing a good job of it. Given that he was the one who’d passed Augie’s order on to Brindle and Haines that my car be seized, he shouldn’t have been that shocked.

“Hey,” I said.

“What are you doing in here?”

“Just hanging out,” I said.

“No, really, what are you doing here?”

I eyed him skeptically. “I guess the search of my car turned up something. Something that wasn’t there before it got towed off.”

Quinn looked wounded. “Come on, man, we don’t do stuff like that.” This from a guy whose partner, if that kid at the gas station where I’d bought Tylenol was to be believed, had shot spray paint down his throat. Quinn knew how things were done around here.

“Whatever you say,” I replied.

Quinn rubbed his forehead, like there was something that had just occurred to him. “Look, sorry if I came off a bit abrupt the other night. I didn’t know your wife — Donna, is it? — and Kate are friends.”

“Yeah,” I said.

“Does she know you’re down here?”

“Kate?” I asked. “Or Donna?”

“Donna.”

“No, she doesn’t. Far as I know.”

Quinn nodded. “I could tell Kate, and Kate could give her a heads-up, if you want.”

That seemed like a good idea, especially if no one was going to give me an opportunity to call my lawyer.

“Yeah, I’d appreciate that,” I said. There was something about the way he said his partner’s name that struck me. “You been partnered long with Ramsey?”

Marvin Quinn nodded. “A year or so.” He looked at me sideways. “I guess Donna’s told you.”

“Told me?”

“I mean, if she and Kate talk, Donna probably knows, and has told you. But we’d just as soon this didn’t get around.”

My mind tried to put the pieces together at silicon speed. “Oh yeah, sure. About you and Kate.”

“The chief doesn’t like it when partners are seeing each other, and in a small department like this, with only a couple of women, it’s not really an issue. But he wouldn’t be happy if he knew Kate and I were, you know.”

“Sure,” I said. We heard the door open.

“Anyway, hang in there,” Quinn said, and continued on. Seconds later, Haines was looking in at me.

“I want to call my lawyer,” I said.

“Yeah, I know,” Haines said. “My partner’s not really big on that. This is kind of, I mean, it’s kind of irregular, but do you want me to call him for you?”

I hardly knew what to make of that. Haines could see that I was taken aback.

“We’re not all bad,” Ricky Haines said.

I weighed his offer. “No,” I said. “But thanks.” First of all, I didn’t want to be in any Griffon cop’s debt. And second, I didn’t want to think about what Brindle might do to his partner if he found out Haines had done me a favor.

“Okay,” Haines said. “Look, I’m supposed to cuff you, but I don’t figure you’re going to try to make a break for it.”

“Where you taking me?”

“You’ll see.”

He opened the cell door, led me down the hall, up a flight of stairs, down another hall, and finally into a room with four other men. All white, all about my weight and height, but the similarities more or less ended there. One had gray hair, one had black. One man’s face was long with a pointed chin, another’s round with puffy cheeks. One fellow was a bit twitchy, like he was going through some kind of withdrawal. Two of them I was pretty sure I recognized as Griffon cops, although instead of wearing uniforms they were done up like they were about to go undercover as soup kitchen regulars.

You didn’t need a degree in criminology to figure out what was up. We were the cast of an upcoming lineup. Any minute now we’d be led into an adjoining room, stood against a lined backdrop that would help any audience members gauge our height, then told to step forward and turn left and right, like we were all auditioning for, instead of A Chorus Line , a remake of The Public Enemy.

No one said a word. Then a door at the end of the room was opened, and Haines told us to walk out onto the platform. I was second in line.

The five of us stood there under bright lights, unable to see what was out in front of us, although I knew it was a wall with a piece of one-way glass installed.

A voice I didn’t recognize came over a speaker and said: “Everyone turn and face left.”

We did, although the twitchy guy got it wrong and turned right. When we were all asked to face right, he went left.

“Number three, please take a step forward.” That was the guy to my right, one of the two I believed to be cops. He stepped ahead, then turned left and right as requested, then fell back into line.

“Number four, same.”

That was me. I did as I was told. Took a step forward, turned to the left again, turned to the right, then stepped back into line.

“Did we ask you to step back, number four?”

I stepped ahead again. This was pretty outrageous, putting me in a lineup before I’d even been allowed to call for legal representation. Surprise, surprise.

“All right, step back.”

I did as I was told. We stood there another minute or two before the door opened and we were told to get our asses off the stage, although not exactly in those words.

The four other men were permitted to continue beyond the door, but Brindle was there to stop me from following them.