Donald Hamilton - Murderers Row

A man ran shoreward along the dock. He was wearing tennis shoes, white ducks, and a yachting cap. I recognized Louis Rosten. Apparently he'd come home, regardless of his fears. Reaching land, he vanished from sight behind the bulk of the powerboat. A moment later a small sports car that I recognized came into view with Rosten at the wheel. It drove up the hill and out of sight past the big house.

While I was puzzling over this, I heard footsteps in the passageway outside. The door opened. I turned to see Robin Rosten standing there with Nick behind her. In front of her was Teddy Michaelis with her arm twisted up between her shoulder blades and tears of pain running down her small face. Robin gave her a shove that sent her across the cabin.

"There's company for you, my actor friend," Robin said to me. "You can have a lot of fun explaining to her that you're an agent named Helm working for the U. S. Government. She seems to be under the impression that you're a killer named Petroni whom she's hired for some nefarious purpose she now regrets. She came here to warn me against you. I think it's really very sweet of her." The taller woman turned to Nick. "Lock them up. We'll shove off as soon as Louis comes back from hiding the little fool's car."

WHEN I WAS brought on deck a couple of hours later, the shoreline from which we'd departed was a low, misty mass off to the right, the way we were heading-to starboard, if you want to be technical about it. I knew it was our shoreline because I'd been keeping track of it through the cabin porthole when Nick came to get me. There was another vague land mass off to the left, presumably the opposite shore of Chesapeake Bay, although it could have been an island.

There seemed to be a moderate breeze from behind us, but strangely enough, the waves were coming from ahead, moving up the Bay to meet us in long, oily swells that made the schooner pitch and roll uneasily as she plowed southward under power.

When I emerged from the hatch or companionway or whatever sailors call the opening in the deckhouse that leads up and out from the main cabin, Louis Rosten was doing something seaman-like at the mainmast. He didn't look at me. Big Nick guided me towards Robin, at the wheel. This was located at the aftermost end of the cockpit, a sunken Roman bathtub sort of depression in the wide deck, with seats all around. Under the seats were slat-front lockers labeled LIFE PRESER VERS. Well, it was nice to know where to look in time of need.

I'm neither a seaman nor a weatherman, but those big rollers coming in against the wind didn't make me very happy. I couldn't help remembering that, according to the newspaper, a tropical disturbance was moving up the coast, and that Nick had said we might run into a bit of weather. The Freya looked very big to be handled efficiently, in a serious blow, by the few people visible on deck, one a prisoner.

"Here he is, ma'am," Nick said.

Robin looked up from the compass, and took in my tight, sporty Petroni slacks and flashy zipper jacket. "Well, that's a slight improvement, but you still look like a racetrack tout," she murmured. There was a small silence, while we both remembered, I guess, various intimacies that had passed between us before I lost interest in my surroundings the night before. Anyway, I did. She patted the schooner's steering wheel. "Take the helm. That'll keep your hands busy," she said, and laughed. "Take the helm, Helm."

I stepped forward and took the spokes in my hands. It was like taking the reins of a spirited horse. I felt the surging pressures of the rudder and the throb of the big diesel-if I hadn't already learned, from Washington, that the Freya had a diesel auxiliary, I'd have known by the stink of the exhaust blowing in over the stern.

Robin backed off, reached down, and picked up the handsome double-barreled shotgun with which she'd threatened me last night. She was wearing jeans, I noted, not the newfangled whitish kind, but the old-fashioned blue, and a navy blue turtleneck sweater. There was a bright scarf tied over her hair. Women in pants leave me cold as a rule, but she looked tall and handsome and piratical, a queen of the Spanish Main. She sat down at the side of the cockpit with her weapon across her knees, aimed at me.

"Hold her a little east of south, about 160 degrees magnetic," she said to me, and to Nick, "I'll watch him. You go help Mr. Rosten set the main. Sing out when you're ready and we'll bring her into the wind…Watch your course there, quartermaster!"

I'd let the Freya swing off, deliberately. Well, let's say the big schooner had wanted to go and I'd let her. She was the most boat I'd ever handled. Under other circumstances, it would have been kind of exciting to steer her- not that there wasn't a certain amount of excitement here. I glanced at the steady muzzle of the shotgun and spun the wheel the other way.

"Easy, sailor," Robin said. "Just a few spokes at a time. You can't throw an eighty-foot schooner around like a sailing dinghy. There. Hold that. Watch your compass. Meet her when she starts to swing… That's better. We'll make a helmsman of you yet, Mr. Government agent."

"Yes'm," I said. "Or should I say aye-aye."

"Matthew," she said, "or whatever your name is."

"Yes, Robin," I said.

"You should have known. You should have known I'd never encourage a cheap Chicago hood to put his hands on me."

"If that's flattery," I said, "I thank you."

"Would you have gone to bed with me? As Petroni?"

I said, "Do people have names in bed?"

"Then you would," she said. "You'd have gone that far."

"You've gone pretty far yourself, Robin," I said. "You've got a lot of people very upset."

"I guess I have." She was silent for a moment. "Like your little blonde roommate, for instance. How is the little idiot?"

"Mad at me, scared of you, and sorry for herself," I said.

Robin glanced forward to where her husband, with Nick at his side, was still working away at the nautical mysteries surrounding the base of the tall mainmast.

"So it wasn't Louis who wanted me dead, after all," she murmured. "You let me think-"

I kept my face expressionless. I saw Louis throw a glance our way, obviously wondering what we were talking about. His eyes were afraid.

"I never said it was Louis," I reminded Robin. "You were so positive, why should I argue? As Petroni, I protect my clients, lady."

She laughed. "Your client? That silly, unbalanced little girl? And you're not Petroni now, so stop calling me lady."

"Good God," I said. "I never met a bunch of people so sensitive about what they were called."

She was watching my face. "You really made a very unconvincing gangster, Matt Helm."

I grinned. "You made a very handsome mermaid, Robin Rosten."

She grimaced. "You didn't have to be so damn drastic. You didn't have to throw me in the water, and get my car stuck, and leave me to dig it out alone. You deliberately arranged for me to make a gruesome spectacle of myself in front of-" She stopped. "Oh, I see!"

"Right," I said. "It had to look good; it had to look as if I were really getting rough, to separate the sheep from the goats. It worked, didn't it? The Michaelis kid broke under the strain and showed she didn't really want anybody killed, for all her big talk. The people I was after wouldn't care who I killed; they'd killed before. We lost a man named Ames down here a while back. Remember Ames, Robin? He liked portable radios. He was also pretty good at cooking over a campfire."

"I remember a man with a radio," she said calmly. "He wasn't going under that name. He never got a chance to build a fire, if that's what he was doing on the beach at night. We thought he had something else in mind."

I looked at her for a long moment. I guess I was saying good-bye to some hope; I guess I'd been waiting for her to deny knowing anything about Ames.