Colin Cotterill - Disco for the Departed

He smiled, showing a line of teeth that looked as if they’d all been borrowed from different people’s mouths. When she arrived for work the next morning, Mr. Geung was sitting in the same position, and the next day, and the next. Each day he smiled, displaying his unmatching teeth, and wished her good health, and his newspaper parcel got smaller and smaller till all his dried fish was eaten. So it was that Geung Watajak became an unpaid member of the staff at Vientiane’s newest hospital.

As it turned out, there was a job that normal people were unable to do for any period of time. It was in the clearing room behind the hospital laundry. It had driven off four applicants in two months. It was the place where red-tagged bags arrived from the wards and operating theatres. The tag denoted soiled items. This generally meant blood and excrement but there were often other little surprises wrapped hurriedly in the sheets and blankets. Over the five years he worked there, Geung could likely have put together several complete human beings from all the spare parts.

His task was to rinse through the red-tag linens and surgeons’ rubber aprons, and take out the bits and pieces before sending the laundry off to be boiled in industrial washers. He was given a small room to sleep in and coupons to use in the staff canteen. He never complained about his gruesome work or his lack of income. This was his destiny. Every now and then, his father would make a very brief appearance on a “salary collection run.” Although Geung had no money to give him to take back to the farm, the old man would bring a little fruit and a baton of sticky rice in bamboo along with interesting news of people who only barely registered in Geung’s memory. The young man never asked to return home.

Geung’s uncomplicated honesty endeared him to the nurses and other medical staff. He became so popular that one of the doctors, Pongruk, decided it was time to rescue him from the red-tag bag room. Since Geung had first come to Mahosot, the Americans had rented Laos and most of the people in it. The colonizers’ money paid government salaries, bankrolled the military, and set up selected pockets of infrastructure in an attempt to hold off the advancing Reds. USAID funding had sent Dr. Pongruk to Bangkok and Washington to learn the trade of forensic medicine. Upon his return, he was to set up a new morgue on the hospital grounds.

Apart from Dr. Pongruk’s wage, there was one more half salary available that the Lao authorities envisaged would pay for the services of a part-time nurse. When the doctor told them he’d found someone very competent to work full-time for the small salary, they were delighted- until they found out whom the doctor had in mind. Like most other people, Dr. Pongruk had been appalled when he found out Geung had worked for all those years without pay. He understood that, due to his condition and lack of written qualifications, the hospital couldn’t hire Geung officially in any capacity. But slavery had died out in Laos by the end of the Lan Xang kingdom and he wanted to pay Geung back somehow.

The interim American administration agreed that this would certainly be the right thing to do, so the doctor set about training Mr. Geung as his morgue assistant. He showed infinite patience and put in many extra night hours to get Geung to a point where he was proficient at morgue duties. And the young man took to the job with great enthusiasm. He could take off the cap of a skull without grazing the brain and snip through ribs as if they were chalk with his long-handled cutters. He carried bodies and their errant parts around the lab like a caring member of the deceased’s family.

The doctor told his wife one night, “It’s a bit like using kee see sap to seal the planks of a boat. You have to be patient till the resin takes hold, but once it sets you couldn’t prize it apart with a mallet and chisel.” So when Dr. Pongruk and his wife floated across the Mekhong River one night to escape whatever the communists might have had in mind for academics, they left behind a morgue assistant with a knowledge of the procedures of autopsies second to no one in Laos. But there was no longer a coroner for him to work with. The morgue was shut. For six months, Geung was returned to the red-tag bag room. He didn’t complain or see it as a demotion. It was his destiny.

Then one day, Dr. Siri had arrived, Nurse Dtui was pulled from the wards, and the morgue came alive again. They needed Geung’s expertise, and very soon the three became a team. It couldn’t, however, be called a team of forensic professionals. Siri had been a surgeon all his life but had never conducted an autopsy and didn’t particularly want to. He sought the retirement he thought he deserved and was very reluctant to commence this new career. They’d spent that first year learning and guessing. Even now, with no lab, no modern equipment, and no textbooks outlining up-to-date techniques, the Mahosot morgue was often a scene of rampant experimentation. If it hadn’t been for Siri’s gift-his ability to communicate with the spirits of the dead-there would likely have been some very serious mistakes made.

Their shared experience had brought the three colleagues very close together. To Geung, Dtui was a sister, and Siri a grandfather. Although he couldn’t explain his feeling, Geung loved them like no one else in his life. Even when he wasn’t sure what was going on, he suffered along with them. He enjoyed their victories and cried at their sorrows. He was as sensitive to their emotions as a barometer in an airship. They trusted him, and his honesty prevented him from making promises he wouldn’t be able to keep. That, in turn, increased the value of the ones he did make. Honoring promises took precedence over everything else in his simple mind. Before they’d left on this latest trip, comrade Dr. Siri had made him promise to look after the morgue until they came back.

His duties were simple when the doctor was away. The hospital could accept no more than two bodies at a time. Geung would be responsible for storing them, bunk-bed style, in the single freezer. There was unlikely to be a sudden intake of corpses requiring an autopsy. The dengue outbreak in the Vientiane basin was spreading fast but there were no mysteries as to how it did its deadly deed: fever, lethargy, bleeding, and death. The morgue only handled unexplained fatalities at the state hospitals and the odd murder referred by the police.

When they took on cases, Geung was indispensable. But he was not a mortician and could only perform his tasks in the presence of a doctor. All he was allowed to do while Siri and Dtui were away was dust, sweep, chase away cockroaches, and stand guard over the office. He took his role seriously; he’d even brought a blanket and pillow from his room and was ready to spend the night in the cutting room, an unlikely sentry.

He was the angel of peace. Anger and aggression had never been a part of his makeup, and he could feign neither. He was no scarier than a Chinese dumpling. So, when the two surly-looking men in uniform marched through the morgue entrance and called out his name, he greeted them with a smile that vanished when he saw their weapons.

“Wha… wha… what can I do for you, c… comrades?” he asked.

They pointed their pistols at him and pulled their triggers. After a split second of astonishment, Mr. Geung fell to the floor like a ripe jackfruit from a tree.

Siri’s early-morning thoughts were disturbed by the rousing refrain of Patriotic Work Song Number Seventeen, “We Shall Hoe for the Republic,” written by the president himself.

“Oh my lord. Now what?”

Bones cracked as the doctor eased himself to a sitting position, half in and half out of the mosquito netting. If he’d slept, he certainly had no recollection of it. Now that he was seventy-three years of age, time had acquired a value, and he’d just given away six hours of the stuff without getting anything in return. He got to his feet and staggered, dull as a stack of pillows, over to the window.