Giles Blunt - Until the Night

She pictured rushing to the bedroom, the dresser, the gun. Fuck the bathrobe. On three, she told herself. One, two…

But then he was in the doorway. Leonard Priest-every toned, buff inch of him was standing in her bathroom doorway-wearing absolutely nothing.

“Christ,” he said to her reflection. “I thought you’d never get undressed.”

Delorme watched his reflection as he came into the bathroom. He stood near the tub, penis just above her head level, and folded his arms.

“Little de-stressing in the tub? Little home spa routine? Very nice. Very sexy.”

Delorme considered a swift punch to the balls. He was just out of reach.

“You’re scared, sweetheart. I can see it in your face. But a little bit of adrenalin at the right time can make just that bit of difference, turn a ho-hum encounter into something truly memorable. What are you thinking right now? What images are going through that wicked little mind of yours?”

“You mean other than the image of you driving over here in the middle of winter stark naked?”

“Taxi. Fully clothed.”

“Or the image of you jimmying my back door?”

“Wax impression. When you came for dinner. Little trick I learned in Borstal. But we can discuss your back door if you like.” He got down on his haunches so he was at eye level, looking at her. “I know you, Lise. Maybe better than you know yourself. Look at that-I can see your heartbeat in the foam. Amazing.”

“I’ll tell you what I find amazing, Leonard. I find it amazing that you can break into a cop’s house-a cop who suspects you of murder-and wait in the basement with no clothes on until she comes home. What’s truly amazing is that you can do all this and yet have no clue that you have a serious problem.”

“No problem.”

“You’ve never heard of addiction, I guess.”

“Sex is not a drug. It’s natural.”

“You take a serious risk of getting shot and you don’t consider it a problem?”

“Like I say, Lise-adrenalin. Part of the fun.”

“Uh-huh. So it’s not just the women who like to be scared.”

“Definitely not.”

In one swift motion, Delorme grabbed the sides of the tub and pulled herself up.

Priest stood up and fell back a step. “Whoa. Pussy alert.”

“Hand me that towel.”

“Very nice indeed.”

Delorme reached past him and grabbed the towel. “Give me a minute.”

“I’m not leaving this house until we finish what we’ve started. What you’ve started, to be brutally frank.”

“Leonard.”

“All right. But I’m taking this.” He unhooked her bathrobe from the back of the door.

“Give me the bathrobe.”

“Nope. Sorry.”

“You’re really asking for it, aren’t you.”

“Ooh, yeah.” He held the robe out and twitched it a couple of times, toreador-style.

“Trying to provoke my dark side.”

“I got news for you, honey. You’re all dark side.”

He left the room without closing the door, and a moment later the bedsprings creaked with his weight.

Delorme dried herself quickly. She wrapped the towel around her waist, had a second thought and took it off. She went into the bedroom, where Priest was sitting on the edge of the bed with her Beretta in his hands.

He looked up and said, “What a body. It’s enough to make me believe in God.”

Delorme put her hand out. “Give me that.”

He raised the automatic in both hands and pointed it at her. “What if I said no?”

“Two things. First, I’ll disarm you, which will be very unpleasant. Second, you won’t get laid.”

“Lots of women talk tough.”

“It’s something I know about myself. I would literally rather die.”

“Really? Death? Death rather than have sex with me?”

“Rather than be forced.” Delorme reached and gripped the barrel of the Beretta, not hard. The safety was on, but still.

“Ooh, you’re very forward.” He pulled the gun back. “Tell you what. Let’s just put it over here.” He swung his legs up and rolled away from her across the bed. He reached up and put the gun on the windowsill behind the curtain. Then he lay on his side and patted the bed beside him.

Delorme put one knee on the bed and sat on the edge, facing him at an angle.

He reached and touched her, resting his index finger on her knee. “I found your handcuffs too.”

“I figured.”

“They’re under the pillow. Have you ever worn them for fun?”

“They had us put them on at the academy. So we’d know what they felt like. The tightness, et cetera.”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“The context wasn’t conducive.”

“But you might.”

Delorme took his hand and held it in both her palms. It was very cold.

“Leonard, you know what I think?”

“No. What do you think?”

“I think you’re the one who likes to be scared.”

“It’s true you make me a little nervous.”

“So I see. I think I know what to do about that.” She rubbed his palm with her thumb. “Warm you up a little.”

“Oh yeah?”

She got up on both knees, giving him the full view.

“Oh my,” he said. “Oh yes.”

He started to slide his hand from between her palms. Delorme gripped tight and twisted.

“Jesus!”

He was face down now, Delorme on top with his wrist at the back of his neck.

“Fucking hell!” He reached back, flailing at her with his other hand. “Ease off!”

“I haven’t even started yet. Did you go through my closet?”

“What? No.”

She jerked his arm up.

“Yes! Yes!”

“Oh, you found the toys, then.”

“What toys? There weren’t any toys.”

“The blue case. On the shelf. I’ve got some things in there that’ll get your attention, Leonard. Some things that’ll teach you respect for the law. But first I think I’d like to see you in a stress position. Give me the handcuffs, Leonard.”

“Not bloody likely.”

“Was that a no, prisoner?”

She jerked his arm, and he pulled the handcuffs out with his other hand. She knelt on his pinioned arm and snapped the cuff on the other wrist, looping the chain through the bars of the headboard.

“I can feel your pussy hair on my-”

She slapped him hard across the back of the head. “Other hand. You’re not going to give me trouble, are you? Are you going to give me trouble?”

“Never. Wouldn’t dream of it.”

She loosened her grip a little. “Because the faster I get you cuffed to this bed, the faster I’m going to dig out those toys and really go to work.”

“God, I knew you’d be good at this.”

“Shut up. You have a choice here, prisoner: toys or gun. Take your pick.”

“Toys. No question.”

“Then put your wrist in that cuff.”

“No. Ow! Christ, you’re a total fascist bitch, you are.”

Delorme pulled his arm down and around, relieving the pressure, and he let out a gasp. She pulled the arm up to the cuff, and he offered no resistance while she snapped it on.

“Happy now?” He waggled the bracelets. “Totally at your mercy. And I have a feeling you’re going to make me regret it.”

“Oh, yes.”

“Your implements of destruction and all.”

“I may even have to involve some other officers.”

“No, I’d have to draw the line at that. I think we should agree on a safety word: lawyer?”

“Well, if you think it will stop me. But first I want to whisper something in your ear.” She leaned forward and brought her mouth close to his ear. He would feel her breath, remember the moment always. “Leonard Priest,” she whispered, “I am arresting you for the murder of Regine Choquette. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you. You have the right to an attorney…”