John Burdett - Bangkok Haunts

Downstairs Lek is hugging the laptop, beaming. "That was so exciting. I was sure Baker was going to catch the guard at the top of the ladder and kick the ladder away." Lek gives an elegant demonstration of kicking the ladder, apparently while wearing high heels. I give the guard my cell phone number and tell him to keep an eye on the window and call me when there's some reaction from Baker. We're in the back of the cab, halfway to the station, when my phone rings. "He went totally crazy. First he opened the window to pull the rope and saw that the rope had been cut. He stuck his body halfway out the window and seemed to go haywire. Next thing he's down on the ground, below his window, scrabbling around in the dark, as if the thing fell down. Then he saw me looking at him and guessed what happened, and he looked like he'd seen a ghost. I mean, I've never seen anyone go like that. He crouched down against a wall with his head between his hands. I don't know if he was crying or not, but he was very upset."

"Where is he now?"

"Back in his apartment."

Half an hour later he calls again. "That Englishman came, the same as before. He's with him now."

"Describe him again."

"Tall, very fit-looking farang, dressed in smart business suit, striped, stiff white collar, and flashy silk tie. Good-looking like a film star."

"Did he speak to you?"

"Sure. I asked him in Thai where he was going. He said to Baker's apartment."

"How was his Thai?"

"Good, with a thick English accent."

I drop Lek off at his apartment building and take the cab home. As soon as I get in, I open the laptop. Judging by the lights below the keyboard, there is enough battery power to boot up, but a PIN number is necessary to access it. I don't know how to bypass the PIN, and I can't risk leaving it with the nerds at the station — Buddha knows what salable images they might find there. I guess I need the FBI.

"I'll need a can opener," she says. "That's what the nerds call them. I'll have them courier one over to me. I should have it by tomorrow."

Chanya has seen my impatience with the computer, and I assume she is staring at me in order to provoke an explanation. When we lock eyes, though, she presses her lips together to make an apologetic face, at the same time as she raises her eyebrows in a question. I grunt. The last thing I feel like doing is hunting around for a supermarket that is open at this time of night.

"Ice cream?"

"No. Moomah noodles."

"You're kidding. There's no known form of nutrition in them, you could eat them until you're as round as a football and still die of malnutrition."

"It's what my mum ate when she was pregnant with me."

I extract maximum points by emphasizing how tired I am, then drag on a pair of shorts and a T-shirt. One shop I know for sure will be open is Foodland up in the Nana area, so I take a cab. I see from the cab's dashboard that it is one twenty-nine a.m. All along Sukhumvit food stalls have appeared to cater to hungry hookers and their Johns. It's quite a jolly street atmosphere, with people eating or sitting in the doorways of shops and nattering, telling stories of the night. A few drunken farang weave shakily between the stalls, but generally everyone is behaving themselves. When I reach Nana, it's quite crowded with girls who work the go-go bars and have just finished for the night. The supermarket itself serves food at a small bar near the checkout counter, and this is packed too. The aisles of the shop itself are relatively empty, though: only a couple of farang men deciding what wine to buy to finish the evening off, some working girls buying provisions to take home with them, and some Thai men shopping for rice whiskey. It takes me a while to find the moomah noodles; even the packet is probably better for you to eat than the contents, but who is going to argue with a pregnant wife? I grab five packs, just in case she gets the urge again, chuck them into my plastic basket, and make for the nearest checkout counter when a familiar profile catches my gaze. Of course it could not be her, and anyway she has her back to me so it could be almost anyone; but something in the way she moves… you know that Beatles song, farang? "Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover"? I have goose bumps on both forearms and shivers down my spine. I don't really want to risk the elaborate maneuver of peering at her while she examines a bag of chilis, so I decide it's late, I'm tired, and I'll feel better in the morning. Proud of myself for kicking the superstition habit, I walk past her to the checkout counter, stack up my five packs of moomahs, fish out my wallet-then become aware of the young woman, who has come to stand behind me. Why can't I look at her? Why am I insanely focusing on the pack of chilis she is waiting to buy? Why is my hand holding the five-hundred-baht note shaking like a leaf? The checkout girl has noticed and decided I'm one of those dangerous men of the night. I want her to hurry up with the change, and in my haste to grab it, I knock over one of the noodle packs. Now it is lying on the floor between us, the other shopper and me. Both she and the checkout girl are waiting for me to pick it up-what kind of gentleman am I that I expect a woman to pick up something I've dropped? We're still old-fashioned like that. I manage to avoid her eyes as I bend down, but she permits no such strategy on the way up. Now I am staring into Damrong's face, no doubt about it, down to the last nuance. There is even a familiar, triumphant smile playing over her lips. "Good evening, Detective," she says softly, lowering her lids, feigning shyness.

I'm gibbering. Unable to wait for the plastic bag, I grab the five packs and hug them to me as I make for the door. Naturally, once I'm out in the street, I cannot resist waiting across the road for her to come out of the shop. Twenty minutes pass with no sign of her. Nothing for it, according to the rules of the haunt, but to return to the shop. She is nowhere to be seen. When I ask the checkout girl what happened to the woman who bought a pack of chilis, she gives me that look.

"Thanks," Chanya says with a breezy smile when I reach home. "I'll make some right now. Want to join me?"

"No," I say equally breezily, "I'm not hungry."

When we lie down to sleep, I close my eyes and observe my mind slip into denial. Of course, it didn't happen, right? Right. Such things are impossible, they are the imaginative creations of bored and ignorant peasants, right? Right. You're only half Thai, for Buddha's sake, you don't need to be sucked into this primitive sorcery, right? Right. By the time I fall asleep, the incident has been dismantled and stored somewhere dark and deep.

I am at my desk watching Lek weave between the other desks on his way to me. He is carrying a plastic bag of iced orange tea, of a hue I associate with Chernobyl, and sips from time to time from a straw sticking out of the top, which is tied with an elastic band. I note with approval that he avoids the desk of Detective Constable Gasorn, who has developed a crush on him. Well, perhaps not a crush exactly, for Gasorn's private e-mails to my assistant, while affectionate, hint at something more radical than a passionate affair. There are statistics and theories in great measure concerning the tendency, troubling to some, of young Thai men to change sex. In a nutshell, the ancient system, by which a Thai man has to worry about Everything while his Thai wife gets to live on a more hospitable planet at his expense, may be breaking down. DC Gasorn is one of those who incline to the view that it would be better to have the lot chopped off and find a sponsor: let some sucker of sterner stuff fight it out with market forces. He's not sure, though, and I've instructed Lek not to talk to him or reply to his e-mails. Lek survives only because I protect him and Vikorn protects me. If it looks as if we're starting a subversive fashion, Vikorn will hang us both out to dry.