Ed Mcbain - Fuzz

“The rumble is you’re coming into some very big loot real soon.”

“Yeah? Where’d you hear that shit?”

“Oh, I listen around here and there, I’m always on the earie.”

“Well, this time the rumble is wrong.”

“I was thinking maybe just a few C-notes to tide me over for the next week or so. Till I get organized.”

“Dom, I ain’t seen a C-note since Hector was a pup.”

“Tony …”

There was a slight hesitation, only long enough to carry the unmistakable weight of warning. Brown caught the suddenly ominous note and listened expectantly for Dom’s next words.

“I know, “ Dom said.

There was another silence on the line. Brown waited. He could hear one of the men breathing heavily.

“ What do you know?” La Bresca asked.

“About the caper.”

“ What caper?”

“Tony, don’t let me say it on the phone, huh? You never know who’s listening these days.”

“What the hell are you trying to do?” La Bresca asked.

“Shake me down?”

“No, I’m trying to borrow a couple of hundred is all. Until I get organized. I’d hate like hell to see all your planning go down the drain, Tony. I’d really hate to see that happen.”

“You blow the whistle, pal, and we’ll know just who done it.”

“Tony, if I found out about the caper, there’s lots of other guys also know about it. It’s all over the street. You’re lucky the fuzz aren’t onto you already.”

“The cops don’t even know I exist,” La Bresca said. “I never took a fall for nothing in my life.”

“What you took a fall for and what you done are two different things, right, Tony?”

“Don’t bug me, Dom. You screw this up …”

“I ain’t screwing nothing up. I’m asking for a loan of two hundred bucks, now yes or no, Tony, I’m getting impatient here in this goddamn phone booth. Yes or no?”

“You’re a son of a bitch,” La Bresca said.

“Does that mean yes?”

“Where do we meet?” La Bresca asked.

Lying in the alleyway that night with his bandaged hands encased in woolen gloves, Carella thought less often of the two punks who had burned him, and also burned him up, than he did about the deaf man.

As he lay in his tattered rags and mildewed shoes, he was the very model of a modern major derelict, hair matted, face streaked, breath stinking of cheap wine. But beneath that torn and threadbare coat, Carella’s gloved right hand held a .38 Detective’s Special. The right index finger of the glove had been cut away to the knuckle, allowing Carella to squeeze the finger itself inside the trigger guard. He was ready to shoot, and this time he would not allow himself to be cold-cocked. Or even pan-broiled.

But whereas his eyes were squinted in simulated drunken slumber while alertly he watched the alley mouth and listened for tandem footsteps, his thoughts were on the deaf man. He did not like thinking about the deaf man because he could remember with painful clarity the shotgun blast fired at him eight years ago, the excruciating pain in his shoulder, the numbness of his arm and hand, and then the repeated smashing of the shotgun’s stock against his face until he fell senseless to the floor. He did not like thinking about how close he had come to death at the hands of the deaf man. Nor did he enjoy thinking of a criminal adversary who was really quite smarter than any of the detectives on the 87th Squad, a schemer, a planner, a brilliant bastard who juggled life and death with the dexterity and emotional sang-froid of a mathematician. The deaf man — somewhere out there — was a machine, and Carella was terrified of things that whirred with computer precision, logical but unreasoning, infallible and aloof, cold and deadly. He dreaded the thought of going up against him once again, and yet he knew this stakeout was small potatoes, two punks itching to get caught, two punks who would be caught because they assumed all their intended victims were defenseless and did not realize that one of them could be a detective with his finger curled around the trigger of a deadly weapon. And once they were caught, he would move from the periphery of the deaf man case into the very nucleus of the case itself. And perhaps, once again, come face to face with the tall blond man who wore the hearing aid.

He thought it oddly coincidental and perfectly ironic that the person he loved most in the world was a woman named Teddy Carella, who happened to be his wife, and who also happened to be a deaf mute, whereas the person who frightened him most as a cop and as a man was also deaf, or at least purported to be so, advertised it blatantly — or was this only another subterfuge, a part of the overall scheme? The terrifying thing about the deaf man was his confident assumption that he was dealing with a bunch of nincompoops. Perhaps he was. That was another terrifying thing about him. He moved with such certainty that his assumptions took on all the aspects of cold fact. If he said that all flatfoots were fools, then by God that’s exactly what they must be — better pay the man whatever he wants before he kills off every high-ranking official in the city. If he could outrageously outline a murder scheme and then execute it before the startled eyes of the city’s finest, how could he possibly be stopped from committing the next murder, or the one after that, or the one after that?

Carella did not enjoy feeling like a fool.

There were times when he did not necessarily enjoy police work (like right now, freezing his ass off in an alley) but there were never times when he lacked respect for what he did. The concept of law enforcement was simple and clear in his mind. The good guys against the bad guys. He was one of the good guys. And whereas the bad guys in this day and age won often enough to make virtue seem terribly unfashionable sometimes, Carella nonetheless felt that killing people (for example) was not a very nice thing. Nor was breaking into someone’s dwelling place in the nighttime overly considerate. Nor was pushing dope quite thoughtful. Nor were mugging, or forging, or kidnaping, or pimping (or spitting on the sidwalk, for that matter) civilized acts designed to uplift the spirit or delight the soul.

He was a cop.

Which meant that he was stuck with all the various images encouraged by countless television shows and motion pictures: the dim-witted public servant being outsmarted by the tough private eye; the overzealous jerk inadvertently blocking the attempts of the intelligent young advertising executive in distress; the insensitives dolt blindly encouraging the young to become adult criminals. Well, what’re you gonna do? You got an image, you got one. (He wondered how many television writers were lying in an alley tonight waiting for two hoods to attack.) The damn thing about the deaf man, though, was that he made all these stereotypes seem true. Once he appeared on the scene, every cop on the squad did appear dim-witted and bumbling and inefficient.

And if a man could do that merely by making a few phone calls or sending a few notes, what would happen if —

Carella tensed.

The detective assigned to the surveillance of Anthony La Bresca was Bert Kling, whom he had never seen before. Brown’s call to the squadroom had advised the lieutenant that La Bresca had admitted he was involved in a forthcoming caper, and this was reason enough to put a tail on him. So Kling took to the subzero streets, leaving the warmth and generosity of Cindy’s apartment, and drove out to Riverhead, where he waited across the street from La Bresca’s house, hoping to pick up his man the moment he left to meet Dominick. Brown had informed the lieutenant that the pair had arranged a meeting for ten o’clock that night, and it was now 9:07 by Kling’s luminous dial, so he figured he had got here good and early, just in time to freeze solid.