Charlie Huston - Caught Stealing

– Huh, fucking idiot, howya gonna get out?

– Fuck!

I grab his right hand with my left and try to pull it off the volume knob; he grabs my wrist with his left and I can’t pull free.

– Fucking idiot!Fucking.Mmmm. Idiot!

– Fuck, Russ! Fuck, Russ! Fuck!

Now I grab his left with my right and we tug-o’-war, grunting. The knob snaps off.

– Russ! Fuck! Russ!

I grab his throat with both hands and squeeze as hard as I can. He has a grip on my fingers, keeping them from closing completely, keeping him alive.

– Fucking murderer! Fucking all my friends! You fucking murderer!

Tears are boiling up around my eyes. I press my weight into him and force his body back against the door. I squeeze harder.

– Hank.

– Shut up!

– Hank.

– Shut the fuck up.

– Hank, he’s gonna-

– Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

This bastard.This selfish fucking bastard.

– He’s gonna kill us both.He’s gonna fucking kill us both.

Somewhere beyond my crying and Russ’s gasping breath I register the sound of a car. Headlights flash three times, illuminating the interior of our stolen car. Russ’s face is purple, his eyes bugging out of his head.

– Kill. Kill us both.

Twenty yards away, Roman pulls up and parks his car. I look at my hands and what they’re doing, and I let go of Russ’s neck. He gasps and chokes and heaves up a little of his lunch onto the seat.

– Kill us both.Mmmm. Kill us both and put us both in the frame.Mmmm. And the cops will, like, seal it up tightcuz they, like, love a closed case.

The headlights flash again and Roman steps out of his car. He stands there, waiting for me.

Russ massages his neck.

– Jesus, Hank, it’s not like you couldn’t listen to the rest of the game on the Walkman.

We meet in the middle. He’s wearing a different black suit and there’s a nice collection of scratches on his neck and chin where he was raked by some of Edwin’s birdshot, but otherwise the guy still looks great.A fucking pro.

– Hank.

– Fuck you, Roman. Where’s the cat?

– Miner in the car?

– Yeah. Where’s the cat?

– The key?

– I have it here.The cat, Roman.

My hands are shoved deep in the pockets of my jeans, which I figure is a good idea since it keeps Roman from seeing how much they’re shaking. He watches me, flicks his eyes toward Russ in the Celica, then makes a little waving gesture back at his own car. Bolo gets out of the front passenger seat. He’s carrying my bag. It’s unzipped and as he walks toward us I can see that Bud is inside, nestled back in his little bed of towels. Bolo cradles the bag from underneath with one massive hand and with the other he scratches Bud behind the ears.

– Hey, man, this is a great cat.

I stare at him.

– Imean, me? I’m really a dog person, but a cat like this? This is a great cat.

Roman looks over his shoulder at his car and waves again. Whitey gets out of the backseat and stumbles just slightly. He shambles toward us. In his right hand he’s holding one of the machine pistols they used to kill myfriends, in his left he has a half-empty liter bottle of Smirnoff. He stops when he gets to our little group and sizes me up. His eyes are red and puffy from crying and drinking. He takes a huge mouthful of the vodka, swallows most of it and spits the rest on my shoes. Roman reaches out and rests a comforting hand on his shoulder.

– He’s just a bit worked up. That was his boyfriend got killed back there at the bar. They were planning a ring ceremony for the spring.

– That’s a real fucking tragedy.

Whitey goes for me, but Roman clamps down on the shoulder and pulls him back before he can get across the five feet that separate us. Me, I just keep my shaking hands in my pockets.

Roman gives Whitey a gentle shove toward my car.

– Go get Miner.

Whitey looks me over one more time and heads for the Celica. Roman gives a little grimace and sighs through his nose.

– You’re getting hard, Hank.

– You want the key?

– Yes, please.

Slowly I take my hands from my pockets, keeping them balled in fists to try to hide the shaking. But as soon as I open them, the keys start jingling. Roman looks at my hands and back up at my face. I can’t look away.

– Hank.

I find the right key by touch, never looking away from hiseyes, and start twisting it loose from the ring. I breathe deep, in and out, trying to settle my hands.

– Hank.

I have the key off the ring and I squeeze it in my palm, the jagged edges digging into the skin.

– You don’t have to be frightened any longer, Hank. You are safe now, I promise you.

I nod.

– Hand me the key.

I open my hand and hold the key out to him and he reaches for it slowly.

– So what does it open, Hank?

The keyjumps from my shaking palm and falls on the ground, its bright pink base easily visible in the dim light. Roman gives me an understanding little half-smile. I smile back.

– Sorry.

– It’s all right.

Behind me I hear a car door open.

– So, what does it open?

The pink key stays there on the ground between us.

– A unit at Manhattan Mini Storage. The number’s on the key.

He nods. I look at Bolo and Roman looks at him as well.

– Give him his cat, Bolo.

Behind me, I hear Whitey.

– Fuck-face, out of fucking car.Fuck-face, out.

Roman starts to bend to pick up the key and Bolo reaches over him from behind to pass me the bag with Bud inside.

– Makes me feel like shit about what I did. He’s such a great cat.

Behind me:

– Fucking car is for getting out of, fuck-face.

Bolo’s hand is hooked in the bag’s strap and we juggle the bag a little over Roman’s back as he starts to rise with the key. Bud gets pinched and lashes out with the claws of his right paw, catching Bolo on the thumb.

– Fuck!

I take hold of the bag as he jerks back his arm to stick the thumb in his mouth and his elbow clips Roman hard on the back of the neck.

– Fucking cat!

– Fuck-face, out!

Roman is knocked down, almost doubled over. He pulls himself quickly upright and something is jarred from his coat pocket and drops to the ground with a sound somewhere between a clank and a thump. We both stand there, staring down at the brass knuckles as if they were the ace of spades fallen from the sleeve of a gambler just as he was pushing away from the table with his winnings.

Those bruises on her neck.

Behind me, a balloon pops.

We all watch as Whitey walks back toward us still holding the bottle, but no longer carrying the gun. With his right hand, he points at a dark splotch on the collar of his shiny white Nike jacket. We are frozen. He reaches us, and we see that the finger is not pointing but is jammed up to the second knuckle in the hole Russ shot in his neck with the.22 I left for him on the cracked foam rubber front seat of the Celica.

Nobody moves except Whitey, who walks slowly to Roman’s car and climbs in the backseat. He sits there, plugging the hole in his neck with his finger, takes a long slug of vodka, and weeps silently.

Roman reaches inside his jacket for his gun. Bolo does the same with his free hand, keeping his injured thumb in his mouth. I turn back toward the Celica as Russ rises from the driver’s seat with the little chrome pistol in his right hand and Whitey’s machine pistol in his left. I am ten yards from the car. I start running, Bud clutched to my chest.

Russ pulls the trigger on the machine gun. He’s unprepared for the force of the blow-back and the gun leaps upward, dragging his hand in a high arc and spraying the sky with bullets. Behind me, I hear two scrambling thumps as Roman and Bolo hit the dirt. I’ve gone two yards.