Robert Crais - The Monkey

The voice said pleasantly, “Mr. Duran is not available at present.”

“He’ll talk to me.”

“I’m afraid that’s not possible. Mr. Duran is entertaining guests, you see.”

“Tell him it’s Cole. Tell him I want to talk about the dope.”

The line went dead. I hung up. Pinocchio’s eyes tocked back and forth, the second hand swept his face. I picked up one of the Jiminy Crickets, inspected it, and blew off dust. I should dust more often. What had Jiminy Cricket said? “ Hey, enough’s enough! ” The phone rang.

“Cole.”

The Eskimo said, “You do not help yourself.”

“It’s been that kind of day. Let’s talk trade. I got the dope.”

“Be at the curb in front of your building in twenty minutes.”

“What if I don’t want to?”

He didn’t say anything.

“Just a joke,” I said.

Fifteen minutes later the limo pulled up and the rear door opened. I got in, and we pulled into the alley beside the building. Kato wasn’t driving. This was another guy, probably a machete killer specially imported from Brazil. The Eskimo said, “Where is it?”

“Are we going to fool around or are we going to do business?”

He looked at me without moving. I think he was chewing a piece of Dentyne. He nodded. “All right.”

“We pick a time and a place for the trade. I come alone, so do you. I give you the dope, you give me the boy.”

“All right.”

“Griffith Park,” I said. “Noon tomorrow, back by the tunnel. You drive up, I drive up. I bring out the dope, you bring out the kid. We swap, go back to our cars, that’s it.”

The driver was staring at me through the rearview. Maybe he had a gun in his lap. Maybe the Eskimo would suddenly yell Kill him! and the driver would open up through the seat. There are so many maybes in my life that they begin to lose all meaning. Maybe I should retire.

The Eskimo said, “There could be many people in the park.”

I made my eyes wide. “Garsh, I never thoughta that.” I do a pretty good Goofy.

He stared at me, nodded. “Bring the boy’s mother.”

“No.”

“I do not want to meet you for the exchange. Send the mother out with the cocaine. I’ll send the boy alone. She can leave the dope on the ground and bring her son back to you before I move forward for the dope.”

“No.”

“The boy’s hand is injured. He is frightened. Knowing the mother is there will calm him. If the child isn’t calm, it will not go well.”

“No.”

The Eskimo spread his hands. “Then we still have a problem. Perhaps you should keep the cocaine and we should keep the boy. Or perhaps we will simply come take the cocaine.”

“You’ll never find it.”

He was pressing hard for the mother. Maybe he wanted a family snapshot for his memory book. He spread his hands again and looked at me.

“All right,” I said. “Tomorrow noon. I send the mother. You send the kid. Back by the tunnel. You’re alone. I’m alone.”

“Yes.”

I got out of the limo, watched them pull away into traffic, then went in and down to my car.

Pike and Ellen were standing on the east side of my house when I pulled up. I got out of the car with the foil brick and walked around the front of the house toward them. Pike was saying, “You’re holding it too hard. Hold it firmly, but don’t clutch it. It won’t fly away from you.”

They were standing in the grass on the part of the hillside that tabled out and was flat before falling away. Ellen Lang was aiming a blued Ruger. 25 automatic at one of the two young gum trees that I’d planted there last year. Pike was standing to her right, adjusting her form with a touch here, a touch there. Her right arm held the gun out straight, her left bent slightly at the elbow so she could use her left hand to cup and brace her right. “Okay,” Pike said.

She exhaled, steadied, then there was a loud snap! Dry firing. Pike looked at me. “She’s pretty good. Her body’s quiet.”

“What does that mean?” Ellen said. When she wasn’t aiming the gun she cradled it in both hands against her stomach.

“It means your body damps your pulse and your muscles don’t quiver when you try to hold still. That’s natural. You can’t learn it.” Pike nodded his head at the foil brick. “Who had the dope?’ ”

Ellen’s eyes went to the brick as if Pike had just said, “ Who’s the Martian? ” She said, “Mort didn’t steal that?”

“No. Kimberly Marsh and her boyfriend stole it.”

“That woman had a boyfriend?”

“Yeah.”

“Someone besides Mort?”

“Yes.”

“Behind Mort’s back?”

I nodded.

Ellen pulled back the slide to cock the. 25, then aimed at the gum tree again. Snap!

Pike said, “You set it up with Duran?”

“The Eskimo. Noon tomorrow back by the tunnel at Griffith Park. Ellen brings the dope to the tunnel, puts it on the ground, then they send out Perry. She brings Perry back to me, the Eskimo goes out for the dope. End of deal.”

Ellen looked at me. Pike was looking at me, too. His mouth twitched. “So. They’re going to let you and Ellen and the kid walk away and expect everybody to keep their mouths shut.”

Ellen looked at him.

“No,” I said. “What happens is something like this: they set up some soldiers early, and when we’re all together they eliminate us, recover the dope, and an hour later the Eskimo and the soldiers are on Duran’s private jet, heading for Acapulco and a long, expenses-paid vacation.”

“Ah,” Joe said, “reality raises its ugly head.”

Ellen said, “Shouldn’t you call Sergeant Poitras?”

“Not if Duran owns somebody downtown. If all we can get is a couple of soldiers, you’ve still got a problem.”

“Then what are we going to do?”

“We get there earlier than they do. We watch them set up. we see if I’m right about their intentions. If I am, we figure a way to get Perry away from them. If I’m not, we go through with the trade and worry about Duran after you and the boy and the girls are away from here and safe.”

“What if they don’t wait?” Ellen said. “If they want these drugs and they know you have them, won’t they just come here instead?”

Pike’s mouth twitched again. For Pike, that’s a laughing fit. “It’ll cost too much,” he said. “Here, we’re dug in. Here, a cop car could roll by, there’s neighbors, bad access. In Griffith, they’re hoping we’ll be exposed. They can set up a free fire zone, snipers, ambushes, roadblocks, you name it.” You could tell he was pleased.

I cleared my throat. Loudly. “They want the dope,” I said, rationally. “I told the Eskimo it was hidden somewhere and that I’d have to get it. That’s why they won’t come.” I glared hard at Pike. “ Right? ”

Pike said, “Gonna get a guitar. Back later.” He disappeared around the front of the house. Purring.

Ellen said, “Does he play?”

I just looked at her, then went into the house and opened two Evian water. Ellen had come in and had just thanked me for the water when the phone rang. She went as white as a sheet of clean new paper.

I answered. Janet Simon said, “Elvis? It’s Janet Simon.”

I covered the mouthpiece and told Ellen it was Janet. She was relieved, but she wasn’t thrilled. She made that funny mouth gesture where she keeps the front of her lips together and blows out the sides.

“I was beginning to think you never wanted to speak to me again,” I said into the phone. Mr. Charm.

“Yes. Well.” Janet’s voice was low and measured and sounded like she never wanted to speak to me again, only now she had to. It’s a sound I’ve heard before.

“How is Ellen?” she said.