William Bayer - Tangier

Lake finished off his third drink, then stood up too fast. He felt dazed, reeled, wondered if he'd make it through dessert. There was an awkward moment after they sat down when Jackie reminded her guests that she and Foster didn't eat meat. They were regenerate health nuts and had moral reservations as well, but she said she thought the deprivation might do the rest of them some good.

Actually, Lake thought, the food wasn't bad-crisp vegetables, a mushroom salad, a Moroccan stew of greens. But the whole business annoyed him, and he suffered through the meal, listening to Jackie chatter on about exercise and diets while she filled and refilled his wine glass half a dozen times. The Knowles‘, he decided, were impossible, patronizing and sanctimonious, but looking around he could see that the others liked them very much.

Right after dinner he shot back a double cognac, and this time the drink hit him hard. It had been a while since he'd tied one on, but if ever he had an excuse for serious drinking, this, he felt, was the night. The conversation drifted around him, and he began to chuckle to himself. He got the idea into his head that Fufu was a baboon and felt an urge to stand up, strip a banana, and jam it into the Ugandan's mouth. Mrs. Fufu looked like she needed a good fucking, but he wondered if he'd have the will to take her on. "Moo moo," she would moan, just like the cow that she was. When she and Fufu were in bed together she'd cry out, "Foo foo moo moo."

He looked around for Janet, saw her with the Codds. The flabby flesh of those old curmudgeons bounced about their brittle facial bones. The noise level rose and Lake felt flushed. He might have passed out a while, for the next thing he knew everyone was quiet, listening to Foster address them as a group.

He had a new recording of the Bach B-minor Mass, he said, which he wanted to play for them without waking the building up. Suddenly an apparatus was set upon the coffee table, and the floor was running with wires. Knowles brought out a tangle of headsets he'd snitched from various airlines. Jackie distributed them off a tray.

She handed one to Lake. He handed it back.

"I pass," he said. "No thanks."

" Oh, please, Mr. Lake. It's really good. "

He gestured thumbs-down, mumbled an excuse, and headed out to find the john. Once inside he tried to refocus. He was drunk-no question about it. He hiccupped, splashed cold water on his face. On a whim he opened the medicine cabinet and was flabbergasted by what he saw. The Knowles' had two of everything: matching "his" and "hers" deodorants; men's electric razor for the beard and women's for the legs; matching toothbrushes, one pink, the other blue; a big toenail clipper and a little one for fingernails; anal and oral thermometers; an unopened sixpack of condoms; and a powdered pessary in a plastic case.

Jesus-they don't take any chances. He shut the cabinet door.

On his way back to the living room he stopped at the hall closet, paused, scratched his head, and opened it up. The closet had a peculiar smell-a mixture of deodorant and a girls' gym. Immediately he understood. The Knowles' sweat-suits were hanging on opposing hooks. He peeked behind one of them, saw Foster's jockstrap hanging limp. He poked at it with his finger. Ugh! He was curious to see what size it was, but couldn't bear to touch it again. Then, on a hunch, he looked under the other suit. There was only a bikini bottom there. He studied it a while, felt a strange desire to sniff it, and felt an erection sprouting up.

What's wrong with me tonight?

He was about to slam the closet door when he heard a sound behind. He jumped and turned. It was Jackie, staring at him through big blue eyes.

"Looking for something?"

Even as he grabbed her, moved in for the kiss, he knew he was behaving like an ass. They clinched; he felt her strong gymnast's hands grab his shoulders tight, and then a sharp pain as she pushed him back.

"Mr. Lake!"

"Sorry," he muttered. "I was looking for the john."

"Oh," she said. "I see. Oh, dear. It's over there."

She took his hand and led him back to the lavatory. He had a glimpse of her grinning as he shut the door. He bolted it, sat down on the toilet. He felt dizzy.

I've just kissed Jackie Knowles!

For a moment he couldn't believe he'd done it, and began to fantasize his disgrace. Foster would go to Rabat and complain to the Ambassador. There'd be an inquiry, Janet would hear of it, and, confronted, he'd sob and confess. She'd leave him, take away the boys. He'd lose his job, his pension, his privileges at the PX. There was only one way, he knew, to save the situation. He'd have to go back into the living room, go straight to Jackie, and apologize.

He stumbled in expecting to find the others staring at him with hate. But no one paid the slightest attention. All except Jackie were encased in earphones. Foster and Katie Manchester were conducting with their hands, but curiously, he noted, to a different beat.

This is a madhouse!

He sat beside Jackie on the couch. She looked at him, giggled, placed her headset on his lap.

"I owe you an apology," he whispered. "I guess I drank too much."

"It's OK, Mr. Lake. I thought you were kind of cute."

"Shhh," he begged her, but she giggled again.

"Don't worry. We can talk. None of them can hear us. They're into Bach."

"You're not angry-"

"Oh, no." She smiled. "I like impulsive men."

"Jackie-"

"Look at him." She gestured toward Foster, now conducting along with Ashton Codd. "Oooo, what a jerk. In bed he's a stick. I wish he knew how to kiss."

"I thought you two were so-"

She slid her hand along his thigh. "I often ask myself why I ever married Foster. We both like sports. We were both on the track team at college. Tell me, Mr. Lake-do you really think that's enough?"

He looked at her, saw a sulky discontent. "I suppose not," he mumbled, edging away.

Suddenly she pushed her mouth against his ear. "After you and Janet leave, drop her at the Consulate and double back. Park at the traffic circle at the end of the street. After everyone's gone I'll tell Foster I'm going out for a jog. Then I'll meet you, and we'll talk."

Even as he nodded he knew he was making a mistake. But something about her, something aroused and voracious, had suddenly jerked his lust. She wiggled her nose and patted his knee. He stood up, went around to Janet, and motioned that it was time to go.

Janet ripped off her earphones. "I thought you'd never ask."

"Sorry to break things up, Foster. But we've got to be getting back."

The others rapidly stripped off their headsets, grateful for the chance to get away.

"But-but it's not over yet." Foster pointed at the turntable. Now they were all on their feet.

"Good-by."

"Good night."

"Thanks."

"But there's more-the whole second side."

They were all tearing toward the door.

Driving back to the Consulate, Lake banged his fist against the wheel. "What an evening! Glad to be out of there." He glanced at Janet. "Have you ever felt so trapped?"

"Gosh, you're critical, Dan. I thought you liked Willard and Katie at least."

"Not anymore I don't. I'm sick of them. All that crap about Fort Lauderdale-you'd think it's Eden over there."

Janet sighed. "Sometimes I just don't understand you, Dan."

Well, that was something-he didn't understand himself.

He dropped her at the residence gate, told her not to wait up. He was going to his office to plow through a stack of paperwork. She left him without looking back.

He pulled around to the side of the building, waited until their bedroom light went on. Then he drove slowly through town to kill some time before his rendezvous with Jackie Knowles. It was only a little after eleven, but the Boulevard was empty, just a few straggling tourists in the cafes. He knew the action at this hour was down in the medina, but he felt depressed by the emptiness, the flashing neon, the Arabic banners he couldn't read. One of their damn holidays again, he thought. There was always something going on-King's birthday, anniversary of his coronation, Arab Unity Week. He turned left and drove along the beach, listening for the faint music of bellydancer bands playing in the nightclubs of the big hotels.