Colin Cotterill - The Coroner's lunch

“Because I’m very handsome.” He told her he was bolting the door because so many women wanted to marry him, they disturbed him day and night.

“No you aren’t. You’re old.”

“Aha. To somebody who’s six, I may look old; but to an older lady, somebody over ten, for example, I’m terribly handsome.”

“Manoly?” The mother had noticed she’d lost this one.

“Shh. Don’t tell.”

“She’s up here, Mrs. Som.”

“Ooh, you meanie. I wouldn’t marry you.”

Once he was locked in his room and the desk was against the wall, away from the open window, he felt secure. Not safe, exactly, but secure. He washed his hands and face at the basin, and started to make coffee. There was a new package of beans, unopened on the shelf. The padlock hadn’t come a moment too soon. Miss Vong was slowly moving herself in.

He pulled the Vietnamese report from its temporary hiding place under the floorboards and sat at the desk. Nguyen Hong’s handwriting was neat, but Siri still needed to refer to his Vietnamese dictionary a few dozen times. There wasn’t really anything new in the report. Like the earlier Tran, Hok had been tortured with the same electric current applied to the nipples and genitalia.

But it was in his personal notes at the end that the Vietnamese turned Siri’s thinking around completely.

“Just from my observation, it appears that the current used is somewhat excessive for the purpose of torture. The men would likely have become unconscious before they could offer up any secrets, which seems to defeat the object. It could very well have been enough to kill them. This applies to the other two, also.

“In two of the victims, our Tran and Hok, there seems to be little positive vital reaction. Odd as this may seem, the suggestion is that the electricity may have been applied post-mortem. But at the moment, this is completely conjecture on my part.”

“Post-mortem?” Siri drained the last of his coffee and went to make another. He knew that “vital reaction” was a reddening of the skin beyond the burn marks where the body begins to repair the damage. If there were none, the body hadn’t been doing its job. “Post-mortem, eh? If that were the case, it would lead us completely away from the idea of the Lao torturing Vietnamese, and more into the realm of someone setting it up to look as if we had done so. Now, if we could only prove that, somebody’s hard work would be completely wasted. I can see that being reason enough to kill me.”

He returned to the desk, ducking low as he passed the window. He missed the natural breeze that skimmed off the jasmine bushes, but he would have missed his life more. He read the final paragraph.

“I think I may have identified a cause of death. (See photo A.) It was so well concealed, we needn’t be ashamed we missed it earlier. But it isn’t something I can confirm without more research. I have to leave with the embassy entourage tomorrow. I’ll try to get transport down to Ho Chi Minh city as soon as I can. I may find my answer down there. I’ll try to call you at the hospital when I get back. Have faith, my friend.”

There was a Polaroid snapshot stapled to the back of the file. It was a groin shot of the second Tran. The epidermis around the inner thigh had been peeled back. Apart from the charring from electricity, there appeared to be a very distinct circular bruise about the size of an American dime. Nguyen Hong had marked it with an “A.” On the back, he had written: “Once we confirmed all three bodies were ours, your people released them to us. This instant photo is the best I can do to show you what I mean. I couldn’t find your autopsy photos. Check them and you should see they all have the same mark. Could be important.”

Siri laughed to himself. Perhaps he could phone Sister Bounlan’s granny and ask her if she had noticed anything odd in the wedding photos. Although there wasn’t yet anything that could be called evidence in the report, there was a speck of hope. It might slow down the warmongers on either side who hadn’t had enough of killing.

He took out a pad of paper and a pencil and began to draw up an alternative scenario based on conjecture and half-truths. Two hours later, he’d convinced himself that he was on the right track. There were still several gaps in logic that he needed to fill in before he could show it to anyone. But the sooner he shared, the less likely he was to be shot. He needed a little help. If they weren’t busy, he wouldn’t mind a visit from Tran, Tran, and Hok in his dreams that night.

The Vietnamese couldn’t make it, but Siri certainly wasn’t left alone. Before going to sleep, he lay back on his thin mattress and took the white amulet from its pouch. He looked at the worn characters that had been rubbed for luck so many times, he wondered if there could be any left in it.

He wondered how the monk here at his local temple could know who he was. He wondered whether the Phibob had forgiven him, or given him a thought since Khamuan. And with all that wonder in his mind, he fell asleep.

It could have been minutes later, possibly hours, when he opened his eyes to see the oil lamp still burning beside him. He was annoyed that he hadn’t put it out. Lamp oil was still available on coupons at the hospital co-op, but it wouldn’t be for much longer. Soon he’d have to use cooking oil and stink the place up.

He pulled back the mosquito net and lifted the glass bowl. But before he blew out the light, he had an odd feeling that his room was different. He looked slowly from wall to wall. He knew something was wrong, but he couldn’t tell what it was. He puffed at the little flame and the room fell into moonless blackness.

He looked around at the darkness one more time, then retreated under the mesh tent. He lay his head on the small pillow. Still the feeling lingered. Then suddenly it came to him. It wasn’t a difference you could see; it was a smell. The scent of cheap perfume pervaded his room, and was becoming more potent.

The moon fought free of its cloud for a second and sent a glow through the window. At the very same moment, a tiny sigh like the breath of some small animal puffed past his left ear. He turned his head in surprise and, to his amazement, there was the sleeping face of Mai beside his own.

He retreated as far as the mesh allowed and held his breath. She lay breathing almost silently as she slept, a smile on her young face. Her perfect naked body stretched downward on the mattress beside him. Before the moonlight left them again, he noticed the deep slits at her wrists, the blood congealed and glinting red.

Then it was black again. He focussed on her breathing. Not seeing her, but knowing she lay there, was even more erotic. He knew how inappropriate his feelings were, and wondered if this were penance for his immoral thoughts earlier in the day.

He had no idea what to do. Should he wake her? What was she doing sleeping here? If she’d come to him, presumably she had something to say. So why didn’t she say it? Perhaps the journey had tired her out. So he lay, shuddering with agitation, while she slept in peace.

Perhaps this was the message. Was she telling him she could be at peace now? Did she want to thank him for…?

There was a knock at the door, a tap as if someone were trying not to wake the neighbors. Siri jumped, like an unfaithful husband caught in the embrace of his naked lover, his naked, dead lover. He cursed whoever it was. All the ridiculous thoughts of half-sleep ran through his head as he prepared to answer the door: how could he hide her? what excuses could he give?

Then a man’s voice, a whispered shout, called out: “Mai, Mai, it’s me.”

Damn. This was part of it. It was all part of the show. Psychics, he decided, would never have need of other entertainment. She stirred beside him. Her perfume floated over him when she moved. Then he heard her drowsy voice.