Colin Cotterill - The Coroner's lunch

“You mean hypnotized me and turned me into a lunatic? No. I don’t think so. This is the way I’ve always been. It was quite an amazing visit, mind you.”

“Did you get the samples?”

“Their potions? No. They didn’t use any. Captain Kumsing, I suggest you come to your office with me and listen to a most strange tale. Twenty-four hours ago, if someone had told it to me, I would have had them committed to an asylum. But, like me, I think you’ll eventually come to believe that there may be only one way to save your life.”

The village elders were dressed in their Sunday best and standing at attention when the jeep arrived that evening. As per instructions, only Siri and Kumsing were on board. Kumsing had driven. The village guards had reluctantly pulled back to the post on the road. The two visitors were at the mercy of Meyu Bo Village. Kumsing was already having doubts.

Siri and the elders greeted each other in Hmong. He’d explained his theory to the captain that morning. Siri had been born in Khamuan. He’d lived there for the first ten years of his life. He knew nothing of his parents. When he was about four, he went to live with an old woman. But if his mysterious family had been Hmong, or if they’d lived in a Hmong area, he would have absorbed a lot of the language and spoken it.

His scientific explanation was that the language had remained dormant for all these years, but was reawakened by this exposure to Hmong people. Kumsing found it hard to believe, but Siri felt a good deal more comfortable with that explanation than with the alternative. He’d check its likelihood with the professors at Dong Dok College when he went home.

The elders led the two men to Lao Jong’s hut, where an ornate shrine had been set up facing the door. An ornamental sword was embedded in the earth in front of it. Two trays sat on the altar. One was decorated with a banana-leaf cone, other banana-leaf origami, and flowers. An unshelled chicken’s egg sat proudly at the summit of the cone, defying gravity. Thesecond tray contained small portions of foodstuffs, alcohol, and betel nuts all shrouded in white unspun cotton threads.

Tshaj went up to the captain. “You bring?”

Kumsing displayed all the outward signs of calm skepticism, but when he spoke, his voice trembled. He handed over his old uniform shirt. “Here, but I don’t want candle wax and ash all over it.”

Tshaj took it from him and folded it flat. Lao Jong’s wife lifted the second tray on the altar. It had been sitting on a third, empty tray upon which Tshaj placed the shirt. The woman then replaced the tray of offerings on top of the shirt. Kumsing’s essence was now present in the ceremonial paraphernalia.

The elders retied the long white cotton threads that looped down from the wood rafters, circled the altar, and fanned out to the door jambs.

“Please wait, sir.” Tshaj sent Kumsing to sit with Siri on the ground.

An audience was gathering slowly. It was important that everyone in the village attend this evening. It was the only way to discover who harbored the malevolent spirit; the Phibob. The Phibob could not possess its victims directly and inflict harm on them. It chose a living soul to hide in. This allowed it to channel evil from all the aggrieved spirits toward the aggressor. The hosts rarely knew they carried the Phibob .

“I don’t know about this, Siri. If the men found out….”

“If the men found out, I bet they wouldn’t be surprised at all. They weren’t born soldiers. I bet a lot of them would recall rites like this from their own villages. Anyway, I’d also bet they know already.”

“What makes you think this isn’t just a plot to discover who’s commanding the project now? Why should they want to help me?”

“Survival.”

“What do you mean?”

“If the commanders of the project continue to die, what do you suppose the army will do?”

“They’ll assume we have been attacked by the Hmong.”

“And wipe them out.”

“We aren’t barbarians, you know.”

“Really? You’d be surprised what your army’s doing in the name of rooting out insurgents. Chemicals are being rained down on villages suspected of harboring Hmong resistance. One more little village wouldn’t make much difference. That’s why. They want to be spared. The only way to do that is to placate the spirits and keep you alive. If it works, you’ll have to beg forgiveness for every tree you cut down from now on.”

“I’d be a laughingstock.”

“Better a live laughingstock than a dead unbeliever. But it’s up to you.” It was hard for Siri to convince him of something he wasn’t convinced about himself. He didn’t know why he believed this was Kumsing’s only chance. He hadn’t expected that his description of his night in the village would have been enough to persuade the captain to accompany him. But the young man was so desperate, he would have tried anything.

Siri looked around at the unlikely cast of this night’s drama. It all seemed so ridiculous. Lao Jong, dressed all in red, was attaching tiny cymbals to his fingers. His wife was tying a hood around the top of his head. Tshaj was lighting the tapers and candles. The sickly sweet scent of the incense mixed with the smell of the beeswax lamps.

Auntie Suab was working the crowd, handing out amulets like a peanut seller at a soccer game. Most of the village had arrived already. The elders and key figures were on the floor inside, the rest standing or sitting on benches outside. Despite the numbers, there was no sound. Even the babies lay silent against their mothers’ breasts.

“Is this dangerous?” Kumsing whispered.

“Don’t know. Never been to one before. You’d better shut up now.”

Lao Jong, with his hood still pulled back from his face, knelt at the altar and offered up the tray of snacks and liquor to his own teacher and all the teachers before him, way back to the time of the first and greatest shaman. His wife lowered his hood, and he gently tapped the finger cymbals together in a slow rhythm. His wife took up a gong and began to beat in time to his rhythm with the thigh bone of a wading bird.

Lao Jong slowly began to chant a mantra that was in no language Siri had ever heard, yet somehow he seemed to know it. Somehow he seemed aware that Lao Jong was calling for the great gods, the angels, the good spirits to come to him, to use him. He rocked gently back and forth next to the altar and summoned the spirits. For thirty minutes he chanted, and no one grew restless. People seemed hypnotized by the rhythm and the movement. There was still no other sound.

Only Captain Kumsing huffed in frustration again and again. The smoke was irritating his eyes. The gong and the cymbals were buzzing in his ears. He thought he was going to throw up.

Then, almost undetected at first, the repetition of the mantras grew faster, and the volume rose. Lao Jong’s breath was becoming strained and, even though his face was hidden, all there could tell he was in a trance. His arms began to twitch. He rose quickly to his feet, and his whole body and his head jerked in increasingly violent spasms. It was neither a dance nor a fit. Unseen deities were jostling for position inside his body. Lao Jong, the toothless farmer, was gone. Not one person there believed this specter in front of them was the man who had gone into the trance earlier.

Although he could see nothing, the shaman appeared to look around the room. His focus fell on Siri, who shrank back as everyone looked in his direction. His hopes of attending his first exorcism as an observer were soon gone. Lao Jong’s body fell, not like a person, but like a tree crashing to the floor of a forest. It fell hard, face first, at Siri’s feet.