Ed Gorman - Voodoo Moon

"But he's not a killer," Dr. Williams finished. "I know this young man. And he's not a killer."

"You discount his belief that Paul Renard has taken possession of him?" Noah Chandler asked.

"That's why I didn't want you people out here," Dr. Williams said. "Poor Rick has enough problems without some stage magician exploiting him."

"I resent that," Laura said.

"Then resent it," Dr. Williams said. "I'm trying to help this boy. You're just trying to make some money off him."

"You agreed to let Tandy interview him," Noah Chandler said.

"I didn't agree to a damned thing," Dr. Williams said. "His parents did-after you spent an hour lying to them about how much the interview would help Rick's case."

"I consider his parents friends of mine," Chandler said.

"I'll bet you do," Dr. Williams said. "Do you always pay your 'friends' five thousand dollars?"

"Believe it or not," Chandler said, "we just wanted to help them a little bit with their legal expenses. They're not exactly rich people." Then, "That was the agreement," Chandler said to Deputy Fuller. "I've checked this with the chief."

"I know," Fuller said. Then, "Dr. Williams, they have the permission of Rick's parents for Miss West to interview him for half an hour."

"What if I don't want to be fucking interviewed?" Rick said.

"You're finally getting somebody who's willing to talk to you seriously about Paul Renard," Laura said. "And you don't want to talk to her?"

"I don't want to be on 'TV."

"Don't worry," Laura said. "You won't be." Then, to Deputy Fuller, "His parents said it would be all right if I stayed, too." Fuller shrugged. Shook his head. To him we were all crazy. You didn't put anything over on Bob Fuller, by God.

"Please, Dr. Williams, we'd really appreciate it if you'd make this as smooth as possible."

He looked at Laura and sighed. "Greed is never becoming-even when it's hidden behind a beautiful mask."

With that, he stood, picked up his briefcase, and left the room without a word.

"Is he always such an asshole?" Chandler asked Fuller.

"I wouldn't know," Fuller said.

Chandler said, "Well, Laura and I will see you back at the motel sometime this afternoon."

"Be sure and call Bailey," Tandy said. "See if the ratings are in."

Chandler looked genuinely sympathetic. He even managed to sound tender. He glanced at Laura before speaking to Tandy-parents keeping bad news from their child. "Don't worry, Tandy. I'm sure we got a bump two weeks ago with that alien abduction show."

Laura smirked. "That's right. How can you go wrong with little green men sticking probes up people's butts?"

Tandy didn't laugh. "They really believe it happened to them, Laura."

Obviously sensing the tension between the sisters, Chandler said, "We'll be leaving now."

"See you in a while," Laura said to me.

"Nice to see you again," Tandy said. "Thanks for coming out here, Robert."

"You ever been in jail?" Chandler said to me as we walked out the front door of the police station.

"No."

"I have. Three weeks drunk and disorderly. After my series got canceled, my life kinda went to shit. Beat up this guy in a North Hollywood bar one night."

"He all right?"

"Oh, yeah." He shrugged. "Eventually."

We walked outside into the fine, clean, small-town air that is almost a religious experience in the autumn.

He said, as we went down the steps, "I stayed there of my own choice."

"In jail?"

"Yeah." He smiled. "How's that for a pisser?"

"Why'd you do that?"

"Because I was sick and tired of all the Hollywood bullshit. Your agents lie to you, your manager lies to you, your lawyer lies to you. And my wife happened to be lying to me then, too. I knew she was seeing somebody."

"You have her followed?"

"Huh-uh. She couldn't come."

"That's how you knew?"

"She was floodgates, eight years of marriage. Floodgates every time we hopped in the sack. Then all of sudden, no matter what I did, no orgasm."

"Good detective work."

"So all these vampires are surrounding me and I decided screw it, you know?" We were now down on the sidewalk. Grain trucks and a John Deere tractor and a bulk milk truck carrying a shiny aluminum tube for product on the back sat at a red traffic light. "The only thing I was afraid of, in the jail I mean, was if some guy figured if I was an actor I must be gay-a lot of people think all actors are gay-and tries to bag me as some sort of trophy. But you know what? I bought 'em off. I told 'em all the inside scandal stories I knew-who's screwing who; who's a cross-dresser; who was suspected of murder by the DA but wasn't indicted; shit like that-and man, they loved me. And I liked them. I really did. They were totally up front. And I listened to their stories, too. They had some great ones, better than mine. I still hear from some of them from time to time. I admit, three weeks, I was ready to leave. But I made some good friends there." Then, "Hey."

"What?"

"How come you keep staring at my feet?"

"I'm not."

"Sure you are."

"I'm staring at your boots."

"Vegas."

"Vegas?"

"That's where I got them. I did a TV movie there and I saw this dude wearing a pair-they look good with chinos-and I asked 'im where he got 'em and he told me. I can dig out the name of the store if you want me to."

"The shooter this morning?"

"Yeah?"

I watched his face. "He wore a pair just like them."

"Oh, bullshit."

"True facts. I was in the woods less than five minutes after he started shooting."

He smiled. "That was me, you dumb shit."

"You were the shooter?"

"No, I was in the woods. Earlier this morning. I drove up to see the gals and the asylum and I went for a walk in the woods. Ever since my wife, the dirty bitch, dumped me, I've really been getting into nature. A friend of mine says I'm compensating. You know, I don't have the bosom of my old lady anymore. So now I've turned to the bosom of nature. Or some crap like that. He's into mystical stuff." He smiled. He looked a lot like Robert Wagner, which I'm sure he was aware of. "So you thought I was the shooter, huh?"

If he was lying, he was good. But then, he was an actor and he was supposed to be good. It's what he did for a living.

"You don't believe me, do you, Payne?"

"I'm not sure yet."

"You tell Laura?"

"Not yet."

"She'll laugh her ass off."

"How about Tandy? Will she laugh her ass off?"

He frowned. "Tandy and I don't get along real good."

"How come?"

"She thinks I just took this job because I couldn't find any acting work and was desperate."

"Is that true?"

"Sure. But who cares? I'm a good producer. I stay sober, I show up on time, I'm organized, and I always try to get the talent what they want. Within reason, of course. And that means a lot of back-and-forth with the front office and a lot of headaches when guests don't show up and et cetera. Ask Laura. She'll tell you I'm good. Tandy wanted some pal of hers. Some booga-booga guy. He described my aura to me one time. Gave me the creeps. I think he was a fag." Then, "Tandy also hates me because I keep asking her sister to marry me. I'm hooked, man. I've never been hooked like this. I've got a real jealous, possessive side and I admit it. Tandy thinks I'm going to hurt Laura some drunken night when she tells me she won't marry me."

"How many times you ask her?"

"Couple thousand. I tell you, man, that chick has got my nuts right in the palm of her hand. And you know what? I like it. I like it a lot. Ain't that a bitch? I'm castrated and loving every minute of it." He checked his Seiko. "Hey, I've got an appointment with the kid's parents. Poor fucks. Rick is a crazy bastard."