Ed Gorman - Voodoo Moon

"I feel like hell about it. Caine is the one who should have been shot. He was the one who raised the dog that way."

"He wants to press charges."

"Fine."

"I told him to forget it. I told him that a lot of people wanted to kill his dog. Even the folks at the pound. Henry attacked a couple of teenagers who were hunting in a field last fall. He nearly killed them."

"I sure could see that guy killing his daughter."

"So could I," she said, "if we didn't already have a confession from Rick Hennessy."

I sighed. "You find out anything new about our private-detective friend Kibbe?"

"He'd been here eight days, from everything we've been able to piece together."

"You find out who he was working for?"

"Got hold of his wife. She said she wasn't sure. Said he rarely talked about business because it always upset her. Said her brother has an Amway distributorship and was always trying to get Kibbe to join up."

"I have new respect for Kibbe. Resisting Amway folks isn't easy."

"He gave his wife the phone number of the motel here where he was staying and said he'd probably be back in a week, week and a half. He called her four or five times while he was here. Then for three days, she didn't hear anything at all. Until I called her and told her what had happened to him."

"You find a notebook on him?"

"Notebook?"

"You know. A list of people he saw or anything. They usually have to keep detailed records of where they went and who they saw. They copy it and send it along with the invoice to the client."

"No notebook, sorry."

"Now what?"

"There was an autopsy. No surprises. So now we ship the body to Chicago."

"You shipping his effects back, too?"

"Such as they are. There wasn't much."

I thought of what the nurse at Dr. Williams's hospital had told me. "You find a paperweight with the effects?"

"A paperweight? Why would he have carried a paperweight around with him?"

"Just curious."

And now, being a good cop, she was curious about my curiosity. "Why'd you ask me about a paperweight?"

"Oh, damn."

"What?"

"Just realized what time it is. Got an appointment."

"Tell me about the paperweight."

"I'll call you when I get a chance."

I hung up quickly.

Iprobably wouldn't have thought of it if I hadn't seen the cleaning cart in front of Noah Chandler's open door.

I knocked on the metal doorframe and said, "Noah?"

The cleaning woman came out of the bathroom. "Mr. Chandler is gone for a couple hours, he said." Barely an accent. If she was an illegal immigrant-illegals finding Iowa a haven in recent years-she'd been here assimilating for a long time. More likely, she was a legitimate citizen and maybe she could help me.

"I was having a couple of drinks here last night. This morning I realized I'd lost my watch. I've looked several places. But I just now thought of Noah's room. Mind if I look around?"

"Fine."

"You didn't happen to see a watch around here, did you?"

"Sorry, I didn't."

I realized now, her English was so good that my first reaction to her had been racist. A Mexican maid? She had to be an illegal. Father Hesberg at Notre Dame once noted that all white people are racists, and that what matters is to recognize that fact and fight against it within ourselves. I think he's right. Whenever I hear a white person say "I don't have a prejudiced bone in my body," I try real hard not to laugh.

I spent five minutes looking. Nothing very interesting turned up. She kept busy in the john.

Since I didn't like Chandler, I was pleased to find that he kept a stack of autographed glossies of himself in one of his bureau drawers. Probably went to strip malls and handed them out, even if you didn't know who he was and didn't want to take one. Take one or I'll kill ya.

There was a small, multicolored pad next to the phone. He'd scribbled on several pages. I flipped through them. Most of the notes pertained to the TV show. But there was one interesting one.

Then there was Kibbe's name with a 312 area code next to it. Chicago. How and why would Chandler have Kibbe's phone number?

I tore the page off and stuffed it into my pocket.

I spent a few more minutes looking around but found nothing. I poked my head in the bathroom. She was bent over the toilet bowl with a brush. I felt sorry for her. This was probably going to be the rest of her life.

"No luck," I said.

"I'll say a prayer for you."

"Thank you. Very much."

A tough life like hers and she was praying for me. That's why I have such a difficult time being a cynic. For all the nastiness of the human soul there always seems to be a counterbalancing amount of goodness.

She was going to say a prayer for me.

Laura West was polishing her silken, sun-blessed legs. Her regal blonde head was bent down, carefully eyeing every square millimeter of her gams. They were well worth polishing. She sat in an armchair with her feet stretched out on the bed while she worked.

She said, "Tandy's in the john getting ready."

"Fine."

She said, "I'd appreciate it if you'd knock off the bullshit with Noah."

"What bullshit?"

"What bullshit? Right. Innocent Robert. Everybody's favorite good guy. Well, Noah may look like a Hollywood cream puff, but he isn't. He's bright and he's sensitive and he doesn't appreciate your attitude."

"Is that why you won't marry him? Because he's so bright and sensitive and you want a caveman type?"

"For your information, I love Noah at least half as much as he loves me. I just wanted to wait a few years before we get married. But he's the possessive type."

She polished her legs some more. She wore only a T-shirt and panties. Her full breasts dared me to look at them. I couldn't help myself. Even as she was chewing me out, I was occasionally looking at her breasts.

"He wants what I want, Robert. And that's to save the show. We've got a book deal and a big European tour riding on the fact that the show continues. Without it, we have nothing."

"To be honest, I'm more concerned with her losing her powers than losing the show."

She looked up at me angrily. "What good are her fucking powers if she can't use them for anything?"

"Well, she helped me find a couple of bodies and solve a couple of murders."

"Yeah, right. And you know how much money she made on the deal? Exactly nothing. Zip."

"I don't think she looks at her powers that way."

"Well, that's how I look at them. And you can think whatever you want. I could give a shit, Robert. You and I have never liked each other and we never will. My job is to protect and guide my little sister commercially. Noah's trying to help me. Yes, we're making money off her-and yes, I've become very accustomed to the life the show has given us-but I genuinely want Tandy to have some money, too. The people who have these gifts usually lose them after age thirty-five or so. The Russians are right about that. I want Tandy to have enough money to live reasonably well the rest of her life."

I was about to say something but Tandy came out. She had changed clothes. Wore a black sweater and black slacks. Her rust-colored hair looked rustier than ever. She looked crisp and sexy.

She sensed the mood instantly.

"Maybe I should get you two a fight promoter," she said. "Maybe you could slug it out on TV."

"Robert was just telling me how he doesn't give a damn if you end up broke."

"And Laura was just telling me," I said, "how she doesn't mind exploiting you and your gift at all."

"It's kind of funny," Tandy said. "Having a good friend and my sister absolutely despise each other." She slid her hand in mine. "We'll probably be back around dinnertime."

Then she led me to the door.