Dale Furutani: The Toyotomi Blades

It was a dark and stormy night.

Yeah, yeah, I know the phrase comes from Edward Bulwer-Lytton, who has the dubious distinction of having a bad writing contest named after him. I also know that’s how Snoopy starts his one-page novels that never seem to get finished. But darn it, it was a dark and stormy night: one of those terrible New York City storms that drives even the muggers and dope dealers off the streets, and at two in the morning it was as dark as a Hollywood producer’s heart.

I wasn’t there, but he challenged me to figure things out and I’ve thought about what must have happened countless times. I imagine he started the night by sitting behind the building’s parapet, waiting for time to pass and clearing his mind of thoughts of death.

It’s a Zen exercise to sit under an icy waterfall and meditate. As you do this, your whole body is transmogrified from shivering flesh to ethereal numbness. Tiny bullets of water impel their way into your consciousness, forcing you to drive into your inner self to remain focused and concentrated. Sitting in the storm that night must have been close to this.

The fierce wind at the top of a fifty-five-story skyscraper would add extra sting to the ice-cold raindrops that assaulted his face and hands. The rest of his body would be clad in garments of tight-fitting black wool that would buffer him from the sting. He knew the rain and the night would make it harder for him to be seen, but it also made the task ahead of him more exacting and much more dangerous.

He must have thought of postponing his task one more night, but the storm had raged for two days, and there was no guarantee that it would clear up soon. He had plane tickets for Europe the next morning and probably he decided not to let the weather deter him or force him to postpone his flight.

From out of the bag he carried to the roof, he took a black woolen hood. He pulled it down over his head, leaving only his eyes and the bridge of his nose exposed. Then he reached into the bag for the rest of his apparatus. It was time to begin.

He strapped a harness onto each foot. The harness held a steel clip that projected downward from the toe. He tied the rest of his gear to one thigh, making sure it wouldn’t flop about or make noise, then he picked up the two spring steel tools for his hands. He needed the tools to crawl down the sheer face of the building. He stood up to meet the fury of the storm.

He quickly swung over the top of the parapet and let his legs hang down the front face of the building, dangling high above the surface of the rain-slick street. Below, the street was a black ribbon, with only the blurry headlights of an occasional car visible though the rain. He moved his legs carefully, his toes seeking the thin aluminum frame which marked the separation of the glass panels that formed the front facade of the building. He found it and shoved downwards, wedging the thin steel blades into the rubber stripping that held the glass in the frame.

He stood up, putting his weight on his legs instead of dangling downwards from his arms, then he squatted down, pressing against the glass face of the building. Reaching to the left and to the right with the hand tools, he let the tools bite into the vertical bars holding the glass panels. Pulling inward to support his weight, he lifted one foot, then the other, and hung downwards with his toes searching for the next horizontal strip. When he found it, he released the tension on the vertical frame, shifted his weight to his feet again, and repeated the process. Squatting, hanging by his arms, and extending, slowly making his way down the building like some giant inchworm.

He carefully avoided the windows. The hour was late and most of the residents of the building were asleep, but he still made the necessary detours. He had a long way to go, and he didn’t want to be discovered through simple carelessness. His target was eleven stories down, a condominium apartment on the forty-fourth floor.

As he made his way, he didn’t feel the rain or the oppressive darkness. Such considerations he held in low regard. His focus was on his mission. After all, he was trained in Ninjitsu, the way of the Ninja.

When he started his training in Ninjitsu, he was told that a Ninja, if his heart was pure and his technique was perfect, could become invisible if he wanted to; that he could leap thirty-foot castle walls unaided; or, in an echo of the Christian Christ, walk across water. Although he tried earnestly to believe this, he just couldn’t surrender doubt about the truth of these claims. Although he was Japanese, his heart held the cynicism of the modern age.

However, he knew from personal experience that, with will and training, a man could do things which others might consider impossible. With the flick of his hand, he could break a glass bottle that was free-standing on a table, shattering the glass without sustaining a cut. In a bitterly cold winter sea, he could hold his breath and glide underwater for impossibly long distances. And, through the use of the cunningly shaped pieces of steel, he could make his way down the blank face of a building.

As he approached his target, he saw a series of brightly lit panels, indicating that the occupant of the apartment was still awake. He stopped right above the lighted rectangles, waiting patiently until it was once again time to act. Just inches below his feet was an apartment window. George LaRusse was standing at this window, looking out into the rain.

The storm is getting worse, LaRusse thought as he took a last drag on his cigarette and crushed it in a full ashtray. In the morning the cleaners would be let into the apartment to put things in order. The poker players had been sent home, some vowing that they would win their money back the next time, and the girls that LaRusse had called to keep them company had also been dismissed.

There was a time when LaRusse would have asked one or even two of them to stay and spend the night with him, but now he was at an age where sex could be handled in twenty minutes of efficient activity in one of the bedrooms, leaving him more time for the card game and the thrill of winning. Since protection for prostitutes was one of the many businesses he engaged in, LaRusse had become quite jaded about women.

LaRusse walked across the apartment looking at the ashtrays and the dirty drink glasses. The apartment had been decorated for him with modern furniture acting as a counterpoint to the Asian antiques hanging on the walls. The antiques were groups of ancient weapons, samurai swords, a small Chinese shield, and a Chinese spear made of pounded brass, as well as a magnificent gold lacquer screen that covered almost an entire wall of the apartment. The screen was painted with purple iris and green leaves and showed a tranquil pond. LaRusse never felt at home with the decor but wasn’t engaged enough to change it. What did interest him was that in the apartment he felt safe.

Due to an unfortunate dispute over territorial rights in a section of Harlem, LaRusse found himself increasingly isolated, wrapped in a glass and steel cocoon and surrounded by bodyguards and tight security. It was beginning to feel like an ornate jail. He walked to a panel on the wall in the hallway and pushed a button. A small TV screen in the panel started to glow, and LaRusse saw a picture of the hallway and elevator outside the front door of his apartment. There, sitting at a desk, was a muscular young man in a conservative business suit.

“Are you going to bed now, Mr. LaRusse?” the man said, speaking into a panel on his desk, where a blue light was glowing.