Rex Stout: The Cop Killer

I did indeed and adjusted my face accordingly. “The hell they did. One of yours? Did I know him?”

“No. A dick from the Twentieth Precinct, Jake Wallen.”

“Where and when?”

“This morning, right here. The other side of that partition, in her manicure booth. Stuck a long pair of scissors in his back and got his pump. Apparently he never made a sound, but them massage things are going here off and on. By the time he was found they had gone. It took us an hour to find out where they lived, and when we got there they had been and got their stuff and beat it.”

I grunted sympathetically. “Is it tied up? Prints on the scissors or something?”

“We’ll do all right without prints,” Purley said grimly. “Didn’t I say they lammed?”

“Yes, but,” I objected, not aggressively, “some people can get awful scared at sight of a man with scissors sticking in his back. I wasn’t intimate with Carl, but he didn’t strike me as a man who would stab a cop just on principle. Was Wallen here to take him?”

Purley’s reply was stopped before it got started. Tom had finished with his customer, and the two men with hats on in the row of chairs ranged along the partition were keeping their eyes on the customer as he went to the rack for his tie. Tom, having brushed himself off, had walked to the front and up to us. Usually Tom bounced around like a high-school kid — from his chair to the wall cabinet and back again, or over to the steamer behind the partition for a hot towel — in spite of his white-haired sixty-some years, but today his feet dragged. Nor did he tell me hello, though he gave me a sort of a glance before he spoke to Purley.

“It’s my lunchtime, Sergeant. I just go to the cafeteria at the end of the hall.”

Purley called a name that sounded like Joffe, and one of the dicks on a chair by the partition got up and came.

“Yerkes is going to lunch,” Purley told him. “Go along and stay with him.”

“I want to phone my wife,” Tom said resolutely.

“Why not? Stay with him, Joffe.”

“Yes, sir.”

They went, with Tom in front. Purley and I moved out of the way as the customer approached to pay his check and Fickler sidled around behind the cash register.

“I thought,” I said politely, “you had settled for Carl and Tina. Why does Tom have to have company at lunch?”

“We haven’t got Carl and Tina.”

“But you soon will have, the way the personnel feels about cop-killers. Why pester these innocent barbers? If one of them gets nervous and slices a customer, then what?”

Purley merely snarled.

I stiffened. “Excuse me. I’m not so partial to cop-killers either. It seemed only natural to show some interest. Luckily I can read, so I’ll catch it in the evening paper.”

“Don’t bust a gut.” Purley’s eyes were following the customer as he walked to the door and on out past the flatfoot. “Sure we’ll get Carl and Tina, but if you don’t mind we’ll just watch these guys’ appetites. You asked what Jake Wallen was here for.”

“I asked if he came to take Carl.”

“Yeah. I think he did but I can’t prove it yet. Last night around midnight a couple of pedestrians, two women, were hit by a car at Eighty-first and Broadway. Both killed. The car kept going. It was found later parked at Ninety-sixth and Broadway, just across from the subway entrance. We haven’t found anyone who saw the driver, either at the scene of the accident or where the car was parked. The car was hot. It had been parked by its owner at eight o’clock on Forty-eighth Street between Ninth and Tenth, and was gone when he went for it at eleven-thirty.”

Purley paused to watch a customer enter. The customer got past the flatfoot with Joel Fickler’s help, left things at the rack, and went and got on Jimmie’s chair. Purley returned to me. “When the car was spotted by a squad car at Ninety-sixth and Broadway with a dented fender and blood and other items that tagged it, the Twentieth Precinct sent Jake Wallen to it. He was the first one to give it a look. Later, of course, there was a gang from all over, including the laboratory, before they moved it. Wallen was supposed to go home and to bed at eight in the morning when his trick ended, but he didn’t. He phoned his wife that he had a hot lead on a hit-and-run killer and was going to handle it himself and grab a promotion. Not only that, he phoned the owner of the car at his home in Yonkers, and asked him if he had any connection with the Goldenrod Barber Shop or knew anyone who had, or if he had ever been there. The owner had never heard of it. Of course we’ve collected all this since we were called here at ten-fifteen and found Wallen DOA with scissors in his back.”

I was frowning. “But what gave him the lead to this shop?”

“We’d like to know. It had to be something he found in the car, we don’t know what. The goddam fool kept it to himself and came here and got killed.”

“Didn’t he show it or mention it to anyone here?”

“They say not. All he had with him was a newspaper. We’ve got it — today’s News , the early, out last night. We can’t spot anything in it. There was nothing in his pockets, nothing on him, that helps any.”

I humphed. “Fool is right. Even if he had cleaned it up he wouldn’t have grabbed a promotion. He would have been more apt to grab a uniform and a beat.”

“Yeah, he was that kind. There’s too many of that kind. Not to mention names, but these precinct men—”

A phone rang. Fickler, by the cash register, looked at Purley, who stepped to the counter where the phone was and answered the call. It was for him. When, after a minute, it seemed to be going on, I moved away and had gone a few paces when a voice came.

“Hello, Mr. Goodwin.”

It was Jimmie, Wolfe’s man, using comb and scissors above his customer’s right ear. He was the youngest of the staff, about my age, and by far the handsomest, with curly lips and white teeth and dancing dark eyes. I had never understood why he wasn’t at Framinelli’s. I told him hello.

“Mr. Wolfe ought to be here,” he said.

Under the circumstances I thought that a little tactless, and was even prepared to tell him so when Ed called to me from two chairs down. “Fifteen minutes, Mr. Goodwin? All right?”

I told him okay, I would wait, went to the rack and undressed to my shirt, and crossed to one of the chairs over by the partition, next to the table with magazines. I thought it would be fitting to pick up a magazine, but I had already read the one on top, the latest New Yorker, and the one on top on the shelf below was the Time of two weeks ago. So I leaned back and let my eyes go, slow motion, from left to right and back again. Though I had been coming there for six years I didn’t really know those people, in spite of the reputation barbers have as conversationalists. I knew that Fickler, the boss, had once been attacked bodily there in the shop by his ex-wife; that Philip had had two sons killed in World War II; that Tom had once been accused by Fickler of swiping lotions and other supplies and had slapped Fickler’s face; that Ed played the horses and was always in debt; that Jimmie had to be watched or he would take magazines from the shop while they were still current; and that Janet, who had only been there a year, was suspected of having a sideline, maybe dope peddling. Aside from such items as those, they were strangers.

Suddenly Janet was there in front of me. She had come from around the end of the partition, and not alone. The man with her was a broad-shouldered husky, gray-haired and gray-eyed, with an unlit cigar slanting up from a corner of his mouth. His eyes swept the whole shop, and since he started at the far right he ended up at me.