Earl Biggers - Seven Keys to Baldpate

“What you want,” laughed Magee, “is a speech with the punch.”

“Exactly,” agreed Mr. Peters. “I guess I won’t go over to Brooklyn the minute I hit New York. I guess I’ll study the lights along the big street, and brush elbows with the world a bit, before I reveal myself to her. Maybe if I took in a few shows — but don’t think I won’t go to her. My mind is made up. And I guess she’ll be glad to see me, too. In her way. I got to fix it with her, though, to come back to my post-card trade in the summers. I wonder what she’ll say to that. Maybe she could stay at the inn under an assumed name while I was hermiting up at the shack.”

He laughed softly.

“It’d be funny, wouldn’t it,” he said. “Her sitting on the veranda watching me sell post-cards to the ladies, and listening to the various stories of how a lost love has blighted my life, and so forth. Yes, it’d be real funny — only Ellen never had much sense of humor. That was always her great trouble. If you ever marry, Mr. Magee, and I suppose you will, take my advice. Marry a sense of humor first, and a woman incidental-like.”

Mr. Magee promised to bear this counsel in mind, and went forward into the smoking-car. Long rows of red plush seats, unoccupied save for the mayor and Max, greeted his eye. He strolled to where they sat, about half-way down the car, and lighted an after-breakfast cigar.

Max slouched in the unresponsive company of a cigarette on one side of the car; across the aisle the mayor of Reuton leaned heavily above a card-table placed between two seats. He was playing solitaire. Mr. Magee wondered whether this was merely a display of bravado against scheming reformers, or whether Mr. Cargan found in it real diversion. Curious, he slid into the place across the table from the mayor.

“Napoleon,” he remarked lightly, “whiled away many a dull hour with cards, I believe.”

Clumsily the mayor shuffled the cards. He flung them down one by one on the polished surface of the table rudely, as though they were reform votes he was counting. His thick lips were tightly closed, his big hands hovered with unaccustomed uncertainty over the pasteboards.

“Quit your kidding,” he replied. “I don’t believe cards was invented in Nap’s day. Was they? It’s a shame a fellow can’t have a little admiration for a great leader like Nap without all you funny boys jollying him about it. That boy sure knew how to handle the voters. I’ve read a lot about him, and I like his style.”

“You let history alone,” snarled Mr. Max, across the aisle, “or it’ll repeat itself and another guy I know’ll go to the island.”

“If you mean me,” returned Cargan, “forget it. There ain’t no St. Helena in my future.” He winked at Magee. “Lou’s a little peevish this morning,” he said. “Had a bad night.”

He busied himself with the cards. Mr. Magee looked on, only half interested. Then, suddenly, his interest grew. He watched the mayor build, in two piles; he saw that the deck from which he built was thick. A weird suspicion shot across his mind.

“Tell me,” he asked, “is this the admiral’s game of solitaire?”

“Exactly what I was going to ask,” said a voice. Magee looked up. Kendrick had come in, and stood now above the table. His tired eyes were upon it, fascinated; his lips twitched strangely.

“Yes,” answered the mayor, “this is the admiral’s game. You’d hardly expect me to know it, would you? I don’t hang out at the swell clubs where the admiral does. They won’t have me there. But once I took the admiral on a public service board with me — one time when I wanted a lot of dignity and no brains pretty bad — and he sort of come back by teaching me his game in the long dull hours when we had nothing to do but serve the public. The thing gets a hold on you, somehow. Let’s see — now the spade — now the heart.”

Kendrick leaned closer. His breath came with a noisy quickness that brought the fact of his breathing insistently to Magee’s mind.

“I never knew — how it was played,” he said.

Something told Mr. Magee that he ought to rise and drag Kendrick away from that table. Why? He did not know. Still, it ought to be done. But the look in Kendrick’s eyes showed clearly that the proverbial wild horses could not do it then.

“Tell me how it’s played,” went on Kendrick, trying to be calm.

“You must be getting old,” replied the mayor. “The admiral told me the young men at his club never took any interest in his game. ‘Solitaire,’ he says to me, ‘is an old man’s trade.’ It’s a great game, Mr. Kendrick.”

“A great game,” repeated Kendrick, “yes, it’s a great game.” His tone was dull. “I want to know how it’s played,” he said again.

“The six of clubs,” reflected the mayor, throwing down another card. “Say, she’s going fine now. There ain’t much to it. You use two decks, exactly alike — shuffle ’em together — the eight of hearts — the jack of — say, that’s great — you lay the cards down here, just as they come — like this—”

He paused. His huge hand held a giddy pasteboard. A troubled look was on his face. Then he smiled happily, and went on in triumph.

“And then you build, Mr. Kendrick,” he said. “The reds and the blacks. You build the blacks on the left, and the reds on the right — do you get me? Then — say, what’s the matter?”

For Kendrick had swayed and almost fallen on the admiral’s game — the game that had once sent a man to hell.

“Go on,” he said, bracing. “Nothing’s the matter. Go on. Build, damn it, build!”

The mayor looked at him a moment in surprise, then continued.

“Now the king,” he muttered, “now the ace. We’re on the home stretch, going strong. There, it’s finished. It’s come out right. A great game, I tell you.”

He leaned back. Kendrick’s fever-yellowed face was like a bronze mask. His eyes were fiercely on the table and the two decks of cards that lay there.

“And when you’ve finished,” he pointed. “When you’ve finished—”

Mr. Cargan picked up the deck on the left.

“All black,” he said, “when the game comes out right.”

“And the other?” Kendrick persisted softly. He pointed to the remaining deck. A terrible smile of understanding drew his thin lips taut. “And the other, Mr. Cargan?”

“Red,” replied Cargan. “What else could it be? All red.”

He picked it up and shuffled through it to prove his point. Kendrick turned like a drunken man and staggered back down the aisle. Magee rose and hurried after him. At the door he turned, and the look on his face caused Magee to shudder.

“You heard?” he said helplessly. “My God! It’s funny, isn’t it?” He laughed hysterically, and drawing out his handkerchief, passed it across his forehead. “A pleasant thing to think about — a pleasant thing to remember.”

Professor Bolton pushed open the smoker door.

“I thought I’d join you,” he began. “Why, David, what is it? What’s the matter?”

“Nothing,” replied Kendrick wildly. “There’s nothing the matter. Let me — by — please.” He crossed the swaying platform and disappeared into the other car.

For a moment the professor and Magee gazed after him, and then without a word moved down the car to join Cargan and Max. Magee’s mind was dazed by the tragedy he had witnessed. “A pleasant thing to think about—” He did not envy Kendrick his thoughts.

The mayor of Reuton had pushed aside the cards and lighted a huge cigar.

“Well, Doc,” he remarked jocosely, “how’s trade? Sold any new schemes for renovating the world to the up-state rubes? I should think this would be sort of an off-season for the reform business. Peace on earth, good will toward men — that ain’t exactly a good advertisement for the reformers, is it?”