Эрл Гарднер - The Adventures of Paul Pry

“Mr. Paul Pry, eh?”

Paul Pry continued to smile.

The banker squirmed about in his chair and frowned. He did not encourage smiles during interviews. The great god of money must be approached in a spirit of proper reverence. And Philip Borgley wished to impress upon his customers that he was the priest of the great god.

“You do not have an account here?” There was almost accusation in the question.

“No,” remarked Paul Pry, and the smile became slightly more pronounced.

“Ah,” observed Borgley in a tone which had shattered the hopes of many a supplicant before the throne of wealth.

But the smile upon Paul Pry’s face remained.

“Well?” snapped the banker.

“The bank, I believe, has a standing reward for the recovery of stolen money?”

“Yes. In the event any is stolen.”

“Ah, yes. And does the bank, perhaps, offer any rewards for crime prevention?”

“No, sir. It does not. And may I suggest that if idle curiosity prompted you to seek this interview it had best be terminated.” Banker Borgley got to his feet.

Paul Pry poked at the toe of his well-fitting shoe with the tip of his cane. “How interesting. The bank will pay to recover the spoils of crime after the crime had been committed, but it will do nothing to prevent the commission of the crime.”

The banker moved toward the mahogany gate that swung in the marble partition which walled off the lower part of his office.

“The reason is simple,” he said, curtly. “To reward the prevention of crime would merely make it possible for some gang to plan an abortive crime, then send some slick representative here to shake us down for not committing the crime they themselves had planned.”

There was no attempt to disguise the suspicion in his voice.

“I’m sorry,” said Paul Pry. “I guess, under those circumstances, I’ll have to let the crime go through and collect a reward for recovery.”

Philip Borgley hesitated, and it was apparent from his manner that he was debating whether or not he should call the police.

Paul Pry leaned forward.

“Mr. Borgley, I am about to make a confession.”

“Ah!” snapped the banker, and returned to his chair.

Paul Pry lowered his voice until it was hardly above a whisper. “Will you treat my admission in confidence?”

“No. I accept confidences only from depositors.”

“Sorry,” Paul Pry said.

“You were about to make a confession?”

“Yes. I’m going to tell it to you. But it’s a secret. I’ve never admitted it before.”

“Well?”

“I’m an opportunist.”

The banker straightened and his face darkened.

“Are you, by any chance, trying to play a practical joke, or are you just trying to act smart?”

“Neither. I called to warn you of a theft of rather a large sum of money which is due to take place within the next few days. I am, however, an opportunist. I live, Mr. Borgley, by my wits, and my information is never imparted gratuitously.”

“I see,” said the banker, his voice heavy with sarcasm. “And let me point out to you, Mr. Pry, that this bank doesn’t temporize with crooks. This bank is well guarded, and the guards are instructed to shoot to kill. This bank is wired with the last word in burglar alarms. This bank is protected by devices which I do not care to discuss in detail. If any crook can rob us of any of this money he is welcome to it. And if any crook tries it, this bank will send that crook to the penitentiary. So now you understand. Have I made myself clear?”

Paul Pry yawned and got to his feet.

“I would say about twenty per cent would be about right. Let us say two hundred dollars on every thousand you lose. That, of course, is for recovery. I would offer to prevent the crime for a mere ten per cent.”

Banker Borgley quivered with rage.

“Get out,” he yelled.

Paul Pry smiled as he strolled leisurely through the mahogany gate.

“By the way,” he said, “I feel quite sure your disposition is such that you would be most unpopular. I understand your best friends won’t mention it. I am mentioning it because I am not your best friend. Good morning!”

The banker jabbed a finger on a button. An emergency alarm sounded and an officer came on the run.

“Show this gentleman out!” yelled the banker.

Paul Pry bowed his thanks. “Don’t mention it. So good of you,” he drawled.

The officer grasped Paul Pry’s arm, just above the elbow, and instantly the smile vanished from Paul Pry’s face. He turned to the banker.

“Are your orders that I should be ejected? Do you suggest that this officer lay his hands upon me?”

And something in the cold tone brought Borgley to a realization of lawsuits and assault actions.

“No, no,” he said, hastily, and the officer dropped his hand from Paul Pry’s arm.

“The price,” said Paul Pry, “will be two hundred and fifty dollars for each thousand recovered. Good morning.”

Truck number three of the Bankers’ Bonded Transportation Company lumbered out of the garage where the trucks were stored. The driver had a series of yellow sheets in his pocket, a route list of places where calls were to be made and valuable shipments picked up.

It was a hot day, and the truck was empty. There was not five cents’ worth of loot in the entire machine, and the guards were naturally enjoying the currents of air which came through the open windows. Later on, when the truck would become a rolling treasure chest, the guards would have to crouch within the hot steel tank, windows rolled up, suspicious eyes scrutinizing the surrounding traffic, perspiration smearing oily skins in a perpetual slime.

Now both driver and guard were relaxed, taking life easy. Their work had become mere routine to them. The contents of the boxes they carried meant nothing more to them than do the contents of packing cases to the drivers of department store trucks.

They were ten blocks from the garage, rolling down the boulevard with the steady speed of controlled momentum. There came a moment when there was no other traffic in sight.

The light car which flashed from the side street and disregarded the arterial stop, crashed against the kerb, skidded, and sideswiped the big armoured truck.

There was the sound of a splintering crash. The driver of the truck clamped his foot on the brake pedal. He had lost a little paint from the sides of the steel car. The flivver was wrecked. Its driver was jumping up and down, gesticulating.

“What the devil do you mean hogging the road? I’ll have you arrested. I’ll—”

The truck driver unwound himself from behind the wheel of the armoured car and jumped to the ground.

“Sa-a-ay,” he snarled. “How do you get that way?”

The man who had driven the light car moved his left with the trained precision of a professional fighter. The function of that left was to measure the distance, hold the outthrust jaw of the truck driver steady. It was the flashing right which crossed to the button of the jaw and did the damage.

“Hey, you!” yelled a startled guard, and jumped out of the truck. “You’re in the wrong. What the devil are you trying to do? I’m an officer, and—”

He didn’t finish the sentence. A black, shiny car slid smoothly to a stop.

“I saw it,” said a man and jumped to the ground. “It was the truck’s fault.”

“What in hell—” yelled the infuriated guard.

The truck guard stopped. The gun that bored into his middle was held in a steady hand, and the eyes of the man who held it were aglitter with businesslike efficiency.

“Get into that car and be damned quick about it, both of you,” said the man, as he swung his gun to cover the two astonished guards.