Ngaio Marsh: Hand in Glove

“She is,” Alleyn conceded, “a very stupid woman. But she has the cunning of her stupidity, I’m afraid.”

“And all for that wretched girl! I fear,” Mr. Period said, “that I may have precipitated matters, I mean, by suggesting that the girl should come and see me. The thing was, my dear fellow, I woke on that dreadful night and I heard that tune being whistled somewhere outside. And voices: hers and that appalling young man’s. And when you described what must have been done, I thought they were responsible.”

“But,” Alleyn pointed out, “you decided not to tell me about this?”

Mr. Period changed colour. “Yes — for a number of reasons. You see — if it had only been intended as a trick — the consequences — so terrible for Connie. Oh, dear- Connie ! And then I must confess—”

“You couldn’t face the publicity?”

“No,” Mr. Period whispered. “No — I couldn’t. Very wrong of me. There…there was a personal matter…” He stopped and waved his hands.

“I know about the baptismal register,” Alleyn said gently.

Mr. Period turned scarlet but said nothing.

Alleyn looked at Andrew and Nicola: “Perhaps,” he suggested, “I might just have a word—”

“Yes, of course,” they both said and made for the door.

“No!” Mr. Period quite shouted. They turned. His face was still red and his eyes were screwed up as if he expected a blow. “No!” he repeated. “Don’t go! I am resigned. If I have to dree my weird I may as well dree it now. My nanny,” Mr. Period explained with a travesty of his family preoccupation, “was a Highlander. I prefer, I repeat, that you should remain. Nicola, you lunched here, you heard the conversation? About — about the baptismal register? You remember?”

“Well, yes.”

“ ’Nuff said. But I felt sure that Hal was going to tell Connie and Connie would tell the girl and — and if I — indeed, when I saw her, the girl threatened—”

“Little beast,” Nicola said heartily.

“Worse than that! I gathered they were prepared to use blackmail. And then, dear Désirée came in that evening and said, Alleyn, she’d given you that unfortunate letter, so—”

“So you felt you had nothing to lose?”

“Quite! Quite!”

“So you told the girl that unless she could explain their presence in the lane you would report it to the police.”

“Yes. I said I felt it my duty to speak, in case innocent people should be suspected. It was then she threatened to use — to make public…However! She was so impertinent and so brazen I lost my temper. I said I would ring you up at once. I quite shouted it after her as she went away. And then, you know, I did ring up, and — and then I don’t know what happened.”

Alleyn said: “What happened was this. Constance Cartell, on the hunt for her Pekingese, came into your garden. She probably caught a glimpse of her ward coming out by the French windows. She heard your final threat. She was terribly suspicious, indeed terrified, of you.”

“Of Mr. Period?” Nicola exclaimed. “But why?”

“Because of the identical letters of condolence. She thought he suspected her. She had let me see the second letter, hoping to anticipate anything he might tell me by throwing suspicion on him.”

“But how dreadful of her!” Mr. Period faintly exclaimed.

“She heard you shout that you were going to ring me up. You had your back to the window as you telephoned. The paperweight was on the table, near to hand. In an ecstasy of rage and fear for herself and her ward, she threw it at you and bolted. Everything she has done has been out of the unreasoning depths of her passion for that wretched girl. Her brother had threatened to bring a charge of theft against Mary, so Connie picked up Leiss’s gloves from wherever they had been dumped in her hall and laid the trap for him. Afterwards, because the gloves were torn and stained with the stuff she put on her thumb, she buried them in her rubbish heap, which was due to be lit next day. She didn’t wear gloves when she threw the paperweight. Her prints are there, quite clearly, along with several others.”

“But—” Nicola began and then said: “Yes. Of course.”

“Of course — why?”

“I was just remembering. They would be, anyway, because Mr. Period handed it round before lunch.”

“I wonder if she’s thought of that,” said Alleyn.

He went over to Mr. Period. “You’ve had a horrid time of it,” he said, “and I can’t say the sequel will be anything but very deeply distressing, but as far as your private affairs are concerned, I don’t think they will come into the case at all.”

Mr. Period tried once or twice to speak. At last he said: “You are very kind. Too kind. I’m most grateful.”

Alleyn shook his hand and left him. Nicola and Andrew saw him out.

Nicola said: “I’ve often tried to imagine what you were like in action. Now, I know. It’s a bit sobering.”

“I’ve been wondering,” Andrew said. “Did you ever suspect me?”

“You?” Alleyn looked at the pair of them and grinned. “You didn’t, it appeared, leave Nicola for long enough. And I’m damned if I go any further with this recital. Good-bye to you both.” He went a few paces down the drive and turned. “By the way,” he said. “I’ve been talking to Troy. She seems to think you’re an acquisition as a pupil. I’ve seldom heard her so enthusiastic. Congratulations.”

He waved his hand and left them.

Nicola looked at Andrew. “Congratulations,” she said.

“Darling!” Andrew began excitedly, but.she backed away from him. “No! Not now! Not yet. Let’s wait. I must go back to Mr. Period,” said Nicola in a flurry.

“I love you,” said Andrew. “Isn’t it astonishing?”

“It’s heaven,” Nicola cried and ran into the house.

Mr. Period was looking pensive and had the air of a man who has made up his mind.

“Nicola, my love,” he said, still in a slightly invalidish voice, “it’s just occurred to me that I really should explain about that business…in case there is any misunderstanding. The old Rector at Ribblethorpe was a dear old boy but a leetle eccentric. He christened me, you know. But would you believe it, he forgot to put my name in the register? I was a twin. He became so ga-ga, poor darling, that I’m afraid that when I discovered the omission, I was very naughty and took things into my own hands. It seemed the simplest way out,” Mr. Period said, looking Nicola very straight in the eye. He gave a little titter. “But we won’t put it in the book.”

“No?”

“No,” said Mr. Period firmly. “ ’Nuff said.”

The End