Arthur Upfield - The bushman who came back

Water in the middle of Lake Eyre! Water in the centre of a near desert at the end of a rainless summer. Clear water, and fresh, and seemingly miles of it lying cool and sweet under the serene stars and the flaming meteors.

When emerging to be met by the impatient Linda, Meena was even more beautiful, but Bony, still wearing shirt and trousers, looked like a near-drowned cat. Pulling off the shirt he wrung it out, thankful that it was cleaned of mud, and after all the surprises of this day came another when Yorky said:

“Better come on up and have a drink ’ertea.”

The invitation belied Yorky’s hostile attitude. Stepping back, he motioned them up on to the sandbar, Linda leading the way to a shallow dell where a small fire burned before the dark opening of a grass humpy. Beside the glowing embers stood a billycan, and close by were fruit tins for cups and one filled with sugar.

Linda ran into the grass shelter and came forth with a towel, which she presented to Meena, who quickly dried herself and passed the towel to Bony. Shorts and trousers began to steam in the fire heat, and Linda expertly poured tea into two tins, and went again to the humpy, this time returning with a dainty cup and saucer.

Juggling the hot tin in his hands, Bony turned his back to the fire to face Yorky, who was sitting on the ground several yards away, and stubborn yet with the Winchester ready for action.

“You answer questions?” demanded Yorky, the whine still in his voice. “You march into my camp without any by-your-leave. You don’t say who you are. Why?”

“Sorry,” Bony said. “I’ve become so accustomed to asking questions that I find it tedious to answer them. Now listen to me.” Authority had crept into the coldaccentless voice. “I am Detective Inspector Napoleon Bonaparte, of Queensland, assigned to locate the whereabouts of Linda Bell, and apprehend a man concerned with a crime of violence. Having found Linda Bell, I have yet to apprehend the slayer of you know who. Now, suppose you answer a question? You tell me why you cleared out from Mount Eden and brought Linda with you.”

Yorky advanced until he was within a yard of Bony, the rifle aimed at Bony’s chest. The firelight gleamed in his eyes made small by suspicion.

“Suppose you tell me what you’re driving at?”

“I’ll answer that one, Yorky, by suggesting that talking of serious things be deferred until Sleepy Head has retired for the night.”

“That don’t satisfy me,” snarled Yorky, and Meena cut in shrilly:

“No, it wouldn’t, Yorky. You told Linda all that happened?”

“No, I haven’t yet.”

“Then shut up and put the rifle down. We’re famished. Where’s our packs, Linda? There’s tinned stuff in one of them for sure.”

They disappeared in the direction of the ‘beach’, and Bony said, proceeding to push fire sticks together:

“I don’t believe that you shot Mrs Bell.”

“But everyone else must,” replied Yorky.

“I don’t.”

“You don’t! D’you know who did?”

“My guess is good. Had you shot her I’d have had the cuffs on you before now. Easy man easy! They are coming back. We’ll talk of other matters. Do you know that the floods are pouring into Lake Eyre?”

“They are? Bad?”

Yorky sat in the circle of firelight, placing the rifle at his side. He was still suspicious, and almost furtively began to chip flakes from a plug of tobacco.

“Down the Coopers and the northern rivers.”

“You see water on your way?”

“No. But there was the mirage of water in the sky. You must have seen that.”

“Didn’t think.” Yorky fell to watching Meena opening tins. Linda appeared, this time carrying two large dolls, one the image of Ole Fren Yorky, the other that of Meena. She began to croon to them.

“We saw strange things,” Bony went on. “That great slough of soft mud is being agitated. Could be caused by water pressure building up underneath it. Did you see it?”

“Didn’t travel that way since we come out here first. The mud was quiet enough then. Must be the flood,” agreed Yorky. “Have to shift camp first thing after daybreak.”

“Where to, Yorky?”

“Where to! Don’t know, exceptin ’ back to the shore.” In the ensuing silence the only background sound was Linda’s crooning voice.

“There is another way to the shore?” asked Bony.

“Yes, the pad I take to the old hut at the south end of Mount Eden boundary fence. Much shorter. I’ve been back there twice for tucker.”

“You must have been to the homestead at least once, for the dolls?” pressed Bony.

“No. Friend of mine brought ’emfrom the homestead.”

“Friend of yours!” echoed Meena. “What friend?”

“You stopaskin ’ questions,” whined Yorky. “Just a friend, that’s all.”

“Did you meet this friend, or did he leave the dolls in the hut?” pressed Bony.

“Left ’emin the hut.”

“And this friend didn’t leave word that the water was pouring into Lake Eyre?”

“No. Musta forgot.”

“Must have forgotten! He would know that the water would cut you off, that you’d starve to death, or drown trying to reach shore, wouldn’t he?”

“Yair, I suppose he would,” admitted Yorky. “But…”

“And he forgot to leave word. Nice friend, Yorky.”

“Damn nice friend,” jibed Meena, and Linda said sharply:

“It’s rude to swear, Meena.”

“Must of forgot,” obstinately averred Yorky. “Anyhow, we’ll have to move in the morning. Linda, you be off to bed. We got a long way to gotomorrer.”

“But you haven’t told mynightie story yet,” protested Linda. “You always do, Yorky.”

“I know, but not tonight. I’m too sleepy tired.”

“I’ll tell the story,” volunteered Meena. “Now you show me the inside of your little house. Come on!”

Linda gathered her dolls under one arm, and picked up the cup and saucer. Politely, she wished goodnight to Bony, threw her arms round Yorky, and said he must go to bed, too. With additional interest Bony studied the nondescript little man who had abducted a child and cared for her exceedingly well under hazardous conditions. The humpy constructed with tussock grass thatched to a frame of driftwood accepted the little girl and Meena, and after a short silence Yorky said:

“That right you reckon I didn’t shoot Mrs Bell?”

“Did you?” countered Bony, and Yorky sighed like a man long and sorely perplexed.

“I was sozzled and all on the boss’s whisky. I don’t rightly remember, but I must have. Things happened sort of out of order. You said you got a different idea. What do you think?”

“While not quite certain,” Bony tersely replied, “I think your friend did.”

The Quail Shooters

WITHDWELLERSin the Outback, it is often the rule to wake by habit when the first sign of coming day appears in the sky. Such a bushman was Yorky, who stirred from his bed of sand and added wood to the still red embers of the camp fire. The resultant flame enabled him to see the empty billycan, and he departed for water. On his return he found Bony cleaning the Savage rifle, and while waiting for the water to boil he watched Bony at work on the high-velocity weapon; and neither spoke nor made a move to halt the progress.

Having tossed a handful of tea into the boiling water, Yorky lifted the billycan with a stick, and cut chips from his plug while waiting for the leaves to settle. Thus the day began completely normal.

Having cleaned his rifle, Bony set it carefully against his pack, and nonchalantly strolled away to wash at Linda’s own lake. Meena and the child joined him there, and all returned together. The Savage still reclined against the pack. Yorky hadn’t touched it. Smoking his first pipe of the day, Yorky ambled over to the water, and Bony finished dressing, simply by donning an old coat over the now dry shirt.