Bruce DeSilva - A Scourge of Vipers

“Hold on a moment, sir… Yes, he is a guest. Would you like me to ring his room for you?”

“No thanks, but could you give me his room number?”

“I’m sorry, sir,” he said, “but that would be a violation of company policy.”

I nodded, took two twenty-dollar bills out of my pocket, and dropped them on the counter.

“Suite 914,” he whispered.

I considered going it alone, thought better of it, and rang McCracken. Fifteen minutes later, we rode the elevator to the ninth floor and knocked on the door to 914. I sensed someone peering at me through the peephole. Then the door swung open.

“Good afternoon, Mario,” I said.

“What the fuck do you want?”

“A word with your boss.”

“Get lost, assholes.”

He pushed against the door. McCracken pushed back and shoved Mario deeper into the room.

Romeo Alfano was seated on a beige sectional sofa, a black briefcase by his side. A carafe of white wine and a room-service luncheon of mixed seafood were tastefully arranged on the coffee table in front of him. I elbowed Mario out of the way and headed for him.

The kid didn’t like that. He grabbed my shoulder with his left hand, spun me, and reached for his waistband with his right. That was a mistake.

McCracken popped him in the nose with a stiff left jab, grabbed his left wrist, yanked his arm behind his back, and bulled him against the wall. Mario’s head bounced against a framed Rhode Island Tourist Bureau photo of Newport Harbor, cracking the glass. The P.I. calmly lifted Mario’s T-shirt and slid the silver revolver from his waistband.

“Piece of junk, Mario,” the P.I. said. “Damned thing could have blown up in your hand.”

He opened the cylinder, shook out the shells, wiped his prints away with his shirttail, and tossed the gun on the carpet. Mario raised the hem of his T-shirt and used it to stanch the blood flowing from his honker.

Alfano looked up at us and smiled. Then he calmly picked up his wineglass and took a sip.

“If this is a robbery,” he said, “you two bozos are fuckin’ with the wrong people.”

“What’s in the case?” I said.

He smirked and took another sip.

“Let’s have a look,” I said.

That’s when Mario decided to take a swing at McCracken. The P.I. slipped the punch and shoved him against the wall again, less gentle about it this time.

“No can do,” Alfano said.

I pulled my Kel-Tec and pointed it at him.

He gave me a blank stare, then worked the combination lock and raised the lid.

“Still full, huh?” I said. “What’s the story? Doesn’t anybody want your dirty money?”

“Hey, give me a chance. I only got to town last night.”

“You were here last week, too.”

“With a different briefcase,” he said. “I don’t like to lug too much cash in a single trip.”

“Afraid you might get ripped off?”

“Nah. I never worry about that. The people I work for? Only a fool would steal from them.”

“Why, then?”

“Cash is heavy, pal.”

I took the chair across from him, rested the automatic on my lap, picked up the wine bottle, and downed a slug.

“Nice,” I said, although I had no idea if it was.

“A 2007 Stonestreet chardonnay. I always go first class.”

“Sorry about your brother,” I said.

“You know my name?”

“I do.”

“You’re not here to rob me?”

I shook my head no.

“Who sent you?” he asked.

“The question is, who sent you .”

“Are you from Zerilli?” he asked.

“The bookie? No. I work for The Dispatch. ”

“Ah. The newspaper.”

“That’s right.”

“Piece of shit,” he said.

“I agree.”

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mario lunge for the revolver. What did he think he was going to do with an unloaded gun? Throw it at us?

“Leave it be,” McCracken said, “if you want to keep that hand.”

“So let me ask you again,” I said. “Who sent you?”

Alfano didn’t say anything.

“I know it was Atlantic City casino interests,” I said. “What I don’t know is which ones.”

“If you want to live to see your next byline,” Alfano said, “you should stop trying to find out.”

I slid a Partagás from my shirt pocket and clipped the end. “Mind if I smoke?”

Alfano didn’t say anything.

I dug the lighter out of my pants pocket.

“It’s a nonsmoking room,” Mario said.

“And you’re never one to break a rule?” McCracken said. “I guess shooting a state legislator doesn’t count.”

I set fire to the cigar, took a long draw, and blew a smoke ring. Alfano’s eyes followed it as it drifted toward the ceiling.

“You know,” I said, “you and my buddy Mario here are quite the odd couple.”

“How do you mean?” Alfano said.

“Mario’s got high hopes. He’s angling to inherit his uncle’s bookmaking business. But if sports gambling is legalized, it would ruin everything for him. You, on the other hand, are bribing legislators to get the gambling bill passed.”

I glanced at Mario in time to see his eyebrows shoot up.

“What?” McCracken said. “You didn’t know what your boss is doing here?”

Mario looked at the carpet and didn’t say anything.

“Well,” I said. “I’ve enjoyed our little chat, but I must be running along. Tomorrow’s newspaper won’t come out all by itself, you know.”

I rose, plucked the cigar from my lips, and doused it in his wineglass. I hated spoiling a good cigar, but I thought the gesture gave our departure the proper cinematic effect.

“You just put a target on our backs,” McCracken said as we rode the elevator down.

“I know,” I said. “So let’s put one on theirs.”

From the lobby, McCracken listened in as I called state police headquarters and asked for Parisi.

“If you hurry,” I told him, “you can find Mario Zerilli in room 914 of the Omni Providence. The suite is registered to Michael O’Toole of Atlantic City, New Jersey.”

“Who the hell is that?”

“It’s the fake name Romeo Alfano is registered under. Romeo is Lucan Alfano’s brother, and he’s holding a suitcase full of cash. He’s using the money to bribe state legislators, and he’s paying Mario to do strong-arm work for him. And Captain? Be careful when you bust in. Mario’s packing.”

Then I rang Wargart at the Providence PD and gave him the same tip. That, I figured, would finally get the homicide twins off my back about killing Mario.

Late that afternoon, I was sitting in my cubicle bantering with Hardcastle, the metro columnist, about how the other Hasbro toys were taking Mr. Potato Head’s pending elevation.

“The way I hear it,” I said, “G.I. Joe’s so jealous that he wants to stab all the spud’s eyes out.”

“And the My Little Ponies are planning to stampede,” he said. “They want to trample him into mashed potatoes and feed him to Pokémon.”

Hardcastle, who’d been looking for an angle to write a satirical column about time-wasting state legislators, thought the idea had potential.

We were still tossing it around when the security guard rang from the lobby to warn me that three plainclothes cops were on their way up.

I met Parisi and the homicide twins at the elevator. Wargart and Freitas were grinning. Parisi looked grim. I led them to the meeting room, where we seated ourselves around a small table.

“Did you catch Mario?” I asked.

“Course not,” Wargart said. “He was never there.”

“Sure he was,” I said.

“Bullshit,” Freitas said. “We aren’t buying your lies.”

“What about Romeo Alfano?”