Блейз Клемент - Even Cat Sitters Get The Blues

I parked in the driveway, where I could hear the whine of a band saw from Nate’s workshop in a backyard shed. Moving through flurries of yellow butterflies intent on wildly growing oregano edging the path, I walked toward the shed where Nate turns out everything from hokey yard whirligigs to beautiful Adirondack porch chairs.

Nate saw me through the open door and turned off the saw.

“Well now, Dixie, what brings you over here to the poor side of town?”

“I’m hoping you have a scratching post I can buy. I’m on a campaign to save a kitten from being declawed.”

He winced. “Damn fool thing, pulling out a cat’s claws. What size you want?”

“It’s for a kitten, but she’ll grow. But I don’t think she’ll be a big cat.”

He went over to a shelf and took down a post about two feet tall. Securely attached to a sturdy square base, it was simply an upright log about six inches in diameter, but its heavy bark made it perfect for a cat to scratch or stick its claws in and stretch its muscles.

He said, “You can bring it back and I’ll trade it for a taller one when the cat grows up.”

“That’s perfect. What do I owe you?”

“Aw, five bucks oughta do it. It’s just a piece of wood. You doin’ okay, Dixie?”

He had such kind brown eyes that I was tempted to tell him all about the iguana and the murder and how I was a suspect and all the other sordid details of my life at the moment. But I didn’t.

I gave him a twenty-dollar bill and said, “I’m fine, Nate. Tell your better half I said Hi. I’d stop in and tell her myself, but I’m in a rush.”

“She’s not home anyway. Gone off shopping with a neighbor. That’s her favorite hobby now, spending money.”

He was trying for grouch, but his smile spoiled it. Nate and his wife are stuck so hard together it would take one of his saws to separate them. It was good to be reminded there are people who love one another blindly even after umpteen years together. I felt better about the world as I drove away.

There were cars in Paloma’s driveway, and more cars parked at the curb. I parked a couple of houses away and went to the back of the Bronco for my supplies. Along with the scratching post, I got out my nail-grooming kit and a dime bag of catnip.

The front door was open when I went up Paloma’s steps, and I could hear several people inside talking. Paloma suddenly appeared in the doorway as if she had rushed to meet me. She looked frazzled and tired.

I said, “I’m sorry, Paloma. I know this is a terrible time to come, and I know you don’t want to see me anyway, but I’m so concerned about the kitten that I—”

“The kitten?”

“I’ll trim the kitten’s claws so she won’t scratch people. I brought her a scratching post too, so she can exercise. Cats need to stretch their leg muscles, and the only way they can do that is to stick their claws in something and pull. But if I could just have five minutes with her, her claws won’t be a problem anymore.”

Paloma stared at me with round astonished eyes. Behind her, somebody called her name, but she ignored them. Her brother came to stand beside her, and when he saw it was me, he frowned.

“It’s all right,” Paloma said. “She has come to cut the kitten’s claws.”

Incredibly, Paloma seemed to find my uninvited presence as a kitty manicurist not only acceptable but welcome. I got the feeling she welcomed me as a diversion from all the talk inside more than as a kitten rescuer, but it didn’t matter. After several shouts toward the back of the house that other people took up and repeated, the little girl came to the door with the kitten in her hands. She smiled shyly at me and stepped out on the porch. Paloma hesitated a second, as if she wanted to come outside too, and then went back to join the people in the house. After a moment, her brother left the doorway, leaving me alone with the child and her kitten.

As if it were our accustomed spot, the child and I went to the corner where I’d found her the day before. We sat down and I put the scratching post on the floor in front of us.

I said, “Kittens need to scratch things, but we have to teach them what is good to scratch and what isn’t.”

I took the kitten and gently pulled her paws down the post a few times to give her the idea. She was a smart kitten. In no time, she was digging her sharp little daggers into the bark so deeply that she got stuck and I had to disengage her paws.

I said, “I’ve brought my nail clippers with me, and I’m going to trim the kitty’s claws so she’ll be able to scratch the wood but they won’t stick in your skin.”

She nodded solemnly, but her eyes were apprehensive.

I said, “I promise I won’t hurt her.”

When the kitten seemed to have had her fill of scratching and stretching on the post and was nicely relaxed, I lifted her into my lap and stroked her, rhythmically running my fingers down her throat, the place where cats most love to be stroked, then on down her chest to her front legs and the ends of her paws. When she was strongly purring and half asleep, I got my clippers ready and pressed gently on one paw until she extended its claws. Quickly, careful not to clip into the quick, I clipped off the hooked end of her claws, then stroked her some more before I repeated the process on the other paw.

The whole process went so fast that it was over before she realized anything was happening. But to make her associate pleasure with having her nails trimmed, I opened the bag of catnip, pinched a bit between my fingers, and sprinkled it on the floor in front of my crossed knees. This was the iffy part of my plan because not all cats respond to catnip. Even those who do have to be about three months old before they like it. But for cats who are sensitive to catnip, it’s the most exciting thing they’ve ever had, and they will bless you in their kitty prayers for giving it to them.

This kitten turned out to be both sensitive and old enough. When I put her on the floor next to the herb sprinkle, she had the typical catnip response, leaping and rolling and swaying in an ecstatic dance.

The little girl giggled so hard watching her that Paloma came to the door again. The kitten was going nuts with euphoric joy and the little girl was laughing with the cheek-jiggling glee that children can have even when their house is full of people mourning a father’s death. Paloma stood a moment, watching them, and then gave me a long speculative look before she went back inside.

I gathered up my clippers and stood.

I said, “The kitten will get bored with the catnip in a few minutes, but if you leave it on the floor, she’ll come back to it later and like it again.”

The little girl looked disappointed. “Are you leaving?”

“I’ll come back one day and trim your kitty’s nails again. Don’t try to do it yourself. And I’m going to leave you this little bag of catnip. Just give her a tiny pinch, and don’t do it very often. Once a week is enough. That way, she won’t get tired of it.”

She blinked at me, and I remembered that kids don’t think in terms of weeks or months.

I said, “How about every Sunday after church?”

She smiled and nodded vigorously, already seeing herself coming home from church and watching the kitten roll around in catnip.

Paloma materialized at the door again, which gave me the feeling she’d been nearby listening.

I said, “I trimmed the kitten’s nails, and I’ll come back and do it again when she’s older.”

She didn’t answer, just stood silently in the door watching me.

Certain that I’d reached the end of my welcome, I said, “Okay,’bye now. Call me if you need me.”

She looked so sad and lost that I left as fast as I could. I couldn’t do anything about her sadness. My expertise was limited to trimming kittens’ claws, not taking away the numb despair of a woman whose husband had been murdered.