Рита Браун - The Litter Of The Law

“So?” Harry shrugged.

“Harry, pagan. Halloween is a pagan festival.”

“It might have started that way,” Harry said, “but then, Christmas is a co-opted pagan festival. So this became All Hallows’ Eve and the early church fathers could sleep soundly at night.”

Susan, who knew her history, maintained, “Pagan. When have you ever seen a church with a Halloween display?”

Harry shrugged. “I give Mount Tabor credit. It’s fun.”

“Yeah, I guess it is.”

“Here we are,” said Harry as Susan pulled the Audi into the Lutheran church’s parking lot. “No Halloween display at St. Luke’s. Leaves are raked. Grounds are sleek. Am I doing a good job or what?”

“Divine, darling.”

“Well, it is our church.”

The meeting took place in a twenty-by-thirty-foot room with a high ceiling. Built of native stone in the eighteenth century, St. Luke’s emitted a feeling of peace, of thoughtfulness. And being Lutheran, it excelled in good works.

The Very Reverend Herbert C. Jones, a Vietnam veteran, deeply believed anyone could talk about Christ. One had to comfort one’s fellow man. And he did, personally. His congregants did, too. St. Luke’s provided tutoring for children in need. Also, their small soup kitchen had recently grown with the depression.

The Reverend Jones used innovative techniques to draw in his flock. Every October 4th, on St. Francis’s Day, people brought their animals to the church for a blessing. This year’s service had proved especially unusual in that a young woman brought a jar of worms. She had started a worm farm and wanted the reverend’s blessing. The clergyman dutifully picked up the jar and blessed those worms as though they had been devoted dogs. We are all God’s creatures.

When reprimanded by a parishioner for keeping a saint’s day—“leave that to the Catholics”—Herb took no offense. He merely replied that the saints were as good a model for Lutherans as they were for Catholics. And who could be a better example for all than St. Francis of Assisi?

The St. Luke’s vestry board, six people, usually met the second Wednesday of each month.

Elocution, Cazenovia, and Lucy Fur, the Lutheran cats, invariably joined the proceedings.

These meetings generally ran smoothly until the group had to consider expenditures. Last year, the old church truck breathed its last. The unplanned expense of a new four-wheel-drive truck had sent the church treasurer, Neil Jordan, into a tailspin. Now in his second year on the board, Neil wanted to impress his fellow parishioners as a fiscal conservative. He was always seeking new ways to save money. But also, he was beginning to discover if it wasn’t one thing, it was another, and the bills piled up.

Neil read the treasurer’s report. He looked straight at Harry over his tortoiseshell glasses, expensive ones from Ben Silver in Charleston. “You’re the one I worry about.”

BoomBoom Craycroft, another childhood friend of Harry’s as well as Susan’s, laughed a little, as did the reverend.

“Neil, all the church’s equipment is in good order,” Harry assured him. “We can get one more year out of the leaf blower, and I fixed the zero-turn mower this summer. We’re in good shape except for one small necessity.”

Neil froze. “Yes?”

“There’s a small portion of the slate roof right on that northwest corner which gets hit the hardest,” said Harry. “Two of the shingles have dislodged, and with one more hard blow, I’m afraid we will lose a larger section than need be. I climbed up there.”

“Harry, I wish you wouldn’t do that,” Reverend Jones admonished her.

“Rev, I’m in charge of buildings and grounds.”

The good pastor said, “Surely there’s a man who can do some of this.”

“Are we going to have the Sexism 101 talk?” BoomBoom laughed. “We are supposed to be long past that caveman talk, Rev.”

“No, but …” The Reverend Jones sighed heavily.

Looking at the beloved clergyman, Harry compromised. “How about next time I go up on the roof, I take someone with me, possibly someone male who is actually a roofer? I can do it but we need a professional up there.”

This truly alarmed Neil. “Roofing costs an arm and a leg!”

Keeping her tone level, Harry replied, “It does. However, if we don’t attend to this right now before the weather turns—and you know how bad the winds get in winter straight through March—we will most certainly lose more slate shingles. The water will run into the beams and travel from there. I doubt it will come through the ceiling, though, unless a huge hole is blown into the roof. We’d need a big tree limb to accomplish that—I think. But that sort of silent water damage will come back to haunt us, years from now when the building’s wood beams rot out. Pay now or pay later, big-time.”

The members of the vestry board were persuaded, as was the reverend.

Neil, defeated, asked, “Do you have a ballpark figure?”

“That’s why I would like to get a professional roofer up there. My personal guess is if we do this now, we can do it for about thirty-five hundred dollars.”

“Thirty-five hundred! For two shingles?” Neil’s voice cracked.

“No. I estimate we will need to replace about a two-foot square. True slate shingles are expensive, plus we have to try and match shingles that are over two hundred and forty years old. The labor is expensive, too, but once we have the materials, it’s not an all-day job. Oh, and I expect there will be a gas surcharge if the gas prices go up again.”

“That’s the truth. Everyone’s doing it.” BoomBoom, her beautiful mane of blonde hair catching the light, nodded. “There’s no way business, small business, can absorb those prices and still make a profit.”

“How about the post office?” asked Harry, the former postmistress. “I can’t even imagine what a one-cent increase in gasoline does to their budget. Delivery trucks, cars in every state in this nation—it has to be mind-boggling.”

Wesley Speer shook his head. Also new to the board, he owned a high-end realty firm. They’d felt the downturn but not nearly as badly as Realtors in Las Vegas or other large cities. Wesley believed once the foreclosure mess cleared up, maybe in another two years, the economy might pick up some momentum. He knew he’d never again see the craziness, the flipping of houses and farms, that he saw in, say, 2007, but he was confident sales would rebound. If people can get work, they want to own a home. He’d built a life’s career on that.

Susan joined the conversation. “Did you read in the paper where our area, Richmond in particular, has the worst postal service in the country?”

“Your husband’s in the House of Delegates,” Neil teased her. “Make him fix it.”

“Virginia’s state government can’t fix the federal postal system, but you know Ned would if he could. I swear that man is a glutton for punishment. He actually loves being in the House of Delegates.” Susan threw her hands up in the air.

“He must be a glutton for punishment, he married you.” Harry smiled so sweetly.

“Well, I think this meeting is over, unless there’s more discussion concerning the roof,” the Reverend Jones said, enjoying the banter between the two old friends.

The committee members zoomed toward the kitchen, some heading straight for the bar. The vestry board enjoyed getting together after the meeting, catching up on one another’s news and listening to Reverend Jones, who had an appropriate Bible quote at the ready for just about any topic of conversation.

Lucy Fur wove between people’s legs. “Do drop something, will you?” the cat urged the thoughtless humans munching away on ham biscuits.