Блейз Клемент - The Cat Sitter's Nine Lives

As I checked myself one last time in the mirror, I had a momentary lapse. I think it was the mother-of-pearl buttons on my blouse—for a second I saw the shiny brass buttons of Mr. Hoskins’s shirt staring back at me in the darkness, but I closed my eyes and chased the image away before it had a chance to take over my whole brain. Then I just stood there and waited.

There was no knock. I went into the living room and looked through the window, thinking Ethan was waiting for me in the hammock, but he wasn’t there. I grabbed my pocketbook and opened the French doors. Nothing. I looked over the balcony, and sure enough there was his car, parked just behind mine, but he was nowhere in sight. I went down the steps into the courtyard.

The tiki torches were all lit, except they’d been rearranged. Instead of surrounding the deck like they usually did, they were in a line leading all the way down to the beach. I looked in the kitchen window. It was empty. Drying on a rack next to the sink was a pile of copper pots and pans, but Michael and Paco were nowhere to be seen.

I went over to the edge of the deck and followed the line of torches down to the beach, where my eyes finally landed on Ethan, illuminated by the golden glow of the last torch. He was at the water’s edge, standing next to a small table and two dining chairs. There was a white cloth spread across the table with a glass hurricane lamp in the middle, sending a flickering light over a sparkling arrangement of silverware, wineglasses, and gleaming white china.

He called out, “Hemingway, party of two?”

27

Every life has its milestones, those perfect moments that feel entirely right and familiar, as if you’ve been dreaming about them your whole life. Ethan was standing in the sand with the waves gently lapping over his bare feet, wearing a fitted black dress shirt and tan chinos rolled up to his calves. I immediately felt like I’d wandered into some kind of photo shoot for Foxy Man Magazine —and the theme was “World’s Most Eligible Bachelor.”

Most women presented with such a stunning tableau would have felt like a queen at her coronation, or at least Snow White waking up to her handsome prince, but not me. Both of my hands started to tingle, as if they’d fallen asleep, and my vision went a little blurry. I’ve only fainted once in my whole life, but I was a little worried it was about to happen again. It took all the strength I could muster just to make the rest of the trip down to the water—I distinctly remember making a conscious effort to put one foot in front of the other. As I came up to Ethan, my legs quivering and my head on spin cycle, he silently took me in his arms and kissed me.

I said, “What in the world is happening?”

He was beaming. “I decided we’d do something a little more special, and the food’s much better here at Chez Ethan.”

“Are you kidding me? Whose idea was this?”

“Well, yet again I’d like to take full credit, but it was a group effort. It’s a good thing Michael and Paco are around or I’d be the lousiest boyfriend ever. We figured you could probably use a nice dinner at home after, you know, after everything that’s happened this week.”

There was only one word I could think of that was appropriate for this particular moment: Whew!

I’d just been on the verge of a full-blown panic attack. Tiki torches leading down to a beach, a beautifully appointed table, candlelight, romantic dinner for two, waves gently lapping at our feet … the only thing missing was Ethan getting down on one knee and then maybe some fireworks over the ocean and a harp player. Once I realized there was no ring involved, I felt like a fool, a very lucky fool, but a fool nonetheless.

I squeezed him tighter. “You have no idea—this is the perfect ending to an otherwise crazy day.”

He kissed me again. “It’s okay, then?”

I nodded. “Oh yeah, it is definitely okay. This is exactly what I needed.”

“You looked a little pale there for a minute.”

“I’m just surprised, that’s all.”

He pulled a chair out for me and we sat down, and then as if on cue Paco appeared out of the shadows, carrying two plates of food with a white napkin draped over his arm. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

He was wearing a tight black Speedo and black leather sandals, with a black tuxedo jacket over his bare chest and a red sequined bow tie around his neck. He looked like a Chippendale dancer delivering a strip-o-gram.

His cheeks were flushed red. “Don’t laugh. The chef made me wear it.”

I said, “You look fantastic. I think you should be required to wear that for every dinner.”

Ethan patted his pockets. “Man, I’m all out of dollar bills or I’d throw you a couple.”

Paco set the plates down on the table and said, “Very funny.”

Michael was right behind him with a bottle of white wine, wearing his regular khaki shorts and white tank top.

I said, “Wait a minute, where’s your waiter uniform?”

He said with a grin, “Oh, I’m not a waiter. I’m the chef,” and Paco rolled his eyes.

I said, “You guys aren’t eating with us?”

“Nope. We don’t want to crash your date, plus we have our own plans.”

As he filled the wineglasses he described the menu—vegetable lasagna, with cremini and portobello mushrooms and a creamy bechamel sauce, served with a salad of baby greens and slices of fresh blood orange and ripe avocado. Later there’d be homemade key lime pie.

I started to get that feeling again—that everybody felt like I needed to be taken care of, that they had to pamper me and protect me and keep me happy as a baby so I’d forget about Mr. Hoskins and the accident and everything else that had happened. Sooner or later I was going to have to let everybody know that I didn’t need to be coddled and spoiled, that I wasn’t here to make them all feel like big, strong he-men taking care of a defenseless little girl.

I opted for later.

Dinner was absolutely delicious. Our grandmother always said you can improve just about any recipe by adding a pound of bacon to it, and I wondered if Michael and Paco didn’t have some similar trick up their sleeve. Everything just seemed to taste better when it came out of their kitchen. They both reappeared every once in a while to refill our wineglasses or take plates away, and when we were done they headed back up to the house, their arms around each other’s shoulders. As they disappeared into the shadows I heard Paco say, “Next time, you’re the waiter and I’m the chef.”

I turned to Ethan. “This has been about the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me.”

He smiled. “I was hoping you’d say that.”

He held up his wineglass and said, “To now,” and then we clinked our glasses and each took a sip. Then he held up his glass again and said, “And to me being an awesome boyfriend.”

I grinned and said, “I’ll drink to that,” and then we clinked our glasses once more and took another sip.

Then we just sat there for a while, not talking, just enjoying the wine and the company and the moon hanging over the ocean. I thought about my plan to sneak away and call Mrs. Silverthorn, but now, sitting here with Ethan, it didn’t seem so urgent. I figured if Mr. Silverthorn had found Cosmo he would probably have called, and if he hadn’t found him there wasn’t anything I could do about it now anyway. Tomorrow I’d come up with an excuse to pay the Silverthorns a visit, which would give me an excuse to pull Janet aside and talk to her. Except …

Ethan interrupted the silence. “So, I wanted to tell you, about that letter from Guidry.”

I took a deep breath, but he stopped me.

“No, just listen. I know what was going on when you met him. That was a rough time for you, and I know he made you feel happy for the first time in a very long time. So, I mean, it’s pretty stupid of me to sit here and be all jealous just because he wrote you a letter. It’s probably because of him that you’re even here with me in the first place. So I figured I’d just go the mature route. No sweat. I don’t need to be part of it. You can open it or not open it. Either way I’m good.”