Ruth Rendell - Adam And Eve And Pinch Me

“I will this once, Mrs. Melcombe-Smith. But I’m not going to be able to carry on with this much longer. If you’re happy with that I’d like to pop in tomorrow morning about ten and have a frank chat about things, talk it through.”

Zillah wasn’t happy about anything but she felt too broken to say so.

Eugenie came in half an hour afterward, saying Mrs. Peacock had brought her to the flat door, rung the bell, and gone down in the lift without waiting for it to be answered. “Why are the phones all pulled out? My friend Matilda is going to phone me at six and she won’t be able to get through.”

“You can’t have phone calls at your age, Eugenie.”

“Why not? I’m seven and seven is the age of reason. Miss McMurty told us.”

I haven’t reached it yet , thought Zillah with unusual humility, and I’ll be twenty-eight next month , but she refused to plug in the phones and Eugenie sulked all evening. That night Zillah was awakened by Jordan screaming in an apparent frenzy. He was soaked in urine and so was his bed. She changed his nappy and his pajamas, brought him into bed with her. What was wrong with him? She ought to do something about it, take him to that child psychiatrist. At his age his sister had left babyhood behind, was clean, dressed herself, chatted away about anything, only cried if she fell over.

True to her word, Mrs. Peacock arrived at ten sharp.

“We’re not going to have to be looked after by her again , are we?”

“No, Eugenie, you’re not,” said Mrs. Peacock. “Never again, if I may so put it. Have you looked out of your window this morning, Mrs. Melcombe-Smith? A rat pack is outside. I believe that’s the current expression.”

Zillah went to the window. The media people looked like the same lot as yesterday. They were waiting patiently, most of them with cigarettes and a couple with flasks of something. A lot of merriment was going on, they all seemed on the best of terms. As if in protest, Jordan began to cry.

“I brought some papers for you, in case you haven’t seen them. You’re in them, on all the front pages.”

“Thank you. I prefer not to see.”

“Frankly, I’m not surprised. May I sit down? It’s rather early, but all this has been a shock to me and if you don’t object, I’d like a glass of Bristol Cream.”

Zillah poured it, a large schooner. She could quite clearly hear the laughter and chatter from the street two floors below. The phone rang. She pulled out the plug, watched closely by Mrs. Peacock.

“Now, Mrs. Melcombe-Smith-though to be honest with you I doubt if you’ve any right to that name-when you phoned yesterday I was, as you might say, in a state of innocence. Things have changed. I’ve read the newspapers. As you may imagine, I could hardly believe my eyes. Abbey Gardens Mansions is no place for you, Maureen Peacock, I said to myself.”

“There are two sides to this,” said Zillah. “I can explain everything.”

The innocent never utter these words and perhaps Mrs. Peacock knew it. “We need not go into that. Who touches pitch shall be defiled. I shall be reluctantly forced to terminate our agreement. You owe me fifty-seven pounds, twenty-five pee, and I’d like cash. You never know with some people whether checks won’t bounce.”

A little of her old spirit returned to Zillah. “Don’t you dare speak to me like that!”

Mrs. Peacock ignored this. She got slowly to her feet, emptied the sherry glass, and wiped her lips with a small lace handkerchief. “Just one other thing before I go.” She pointed to Jordan who, by this time, was lying on his back, writhing and weeping. “There’s something seriously amiss with that child. He needs help without more ado. I knew a child like him twenty-five years ago, always crying and screaming. And what d’you think? Nothing was done and he grew up to be a psychopath. He’s in prison now, in a straitjacket, one of those places where they put violent people who are a threat to the community.”

But Zillah had gone to her bedroom to fetch the money. The amount was more than she had in the flat and she had to take a five-pound note out of Eugenie’s piggy bank. Eugenie, who was really a very strange child, perhaps a genius, started laughing as soon as Mrs. Peacock had gone. Zillah could hardly believe she’d understood what the woman had said but something had made her laugh and after a second or two Zillah joined in. She put her arms round her daughter, preparing to give her a hug, something she hadn’t done for a long time. Eugenie stiffened and pulled away.

Jims might have been trying to get through to her but it didn’t matter much. She knew he’d be here by lunchtime. He’d have canceled his engagement in Casterbridge and driven straight home. There was very little to eat in the flat and obviously she couldn’t go out shopping. If Mrs. Peacock hadn’t been so abominable and rude and defiant, she’d have asked her to get a few things in. The children could have scrambled eggs, though they’d had rather a lot of these lately, and Eugenie had already told her eggs were stuffed with cholesterol and did she know?

It was just after twelve when Jims came. Unlike her, he wasn’t so foolish as to run the gauntlet in Great College Street, he’d have seen what was going on when driving past in the car, but still there was no escape for him. Media people were round the back as well. Zillah, shaking with nerves, heard the lift come up and its doors open. Malina Daz was with him, wearing a sea green salwar kameez and with her hair done like a Japanese geisha’s.

Jims opened the living-room door, took a step inside, and surveyed his little family the way uncharitable people look at asylum seekers. To the children he said not a word. He addressed Zillah in an Arctic voice. “Malina and I are about to prepare a statement for the media. I will show it to you when we’ve finished.”

Malina brought the statement in to her. It was short, prepared on a word processor.

My wife, Zillah, and I fully understand the sensation that recent circumstances-the tragic death of Mr. Jeffrey Leach taken in tandem with our marriage-have occasioned in the media. While absolutely concurring in the opinion of national newspaper editors that this matter is in the public interest and should not be kicked into the long grass but openly aired, we would nevertheless like to assure those kind enough to take an interest in us, that we were totally innocent of any offense.

My wife sincerely believed that her marriage to Mr. Leach had been dissolved twelve months ago. She had implicit trust in Mr. Leach as did I. Not for a moment did either of us believe we were guilty of wrongdoing. If we had, in spite of our love for each other, we of course would have deferred our marriage until we had secured a formalization of the divorce and could start afresh with a level playing field.

Needless to say, we shall remarry as soon as this is feasible. We would both like to extend our best wishes to those good enough to be concerned for us and ask them for their understanding, indulgence, and, indeed, forgiveness.

“It’s a bit formal,” said Malina, “but we deemed that suited to the seriousness of the subject matter. Jims decided it might be best not to mention your husband’s passing setting you free. It looks bad. And we were minded not to use the word ‘bigamy.’ It sounds terribly twentieth-century, don’t you think?”

Because she dared not ask Jims, Zillah asked Malina, “What will they do to me?”

“What, for being married to two men at the same time? Not a lot, I should think. After all, your husband’s dead, isn’t he? It’d be different if he were still alive somewhere. They’ll be focusing on the murder.”

Malina went off to do whatever she did to disseminate the statement. Jordan cried himself to sleep. Eugenie said that if someone would take her there she’d like to go round to her friend Matilda’s for the afternoon but first she was starving.