Lawrence Block - Time to Murder and Create

“Oh, I wasn’t even feeling all that much pressure, Mr. Scudder. I recognized that you were a reasonable sort of man and that it was only a question of raising the money, a task which did not seem by any means impossible.” He folded his hands on the desk top. “It’s hard for me to digest all of this at once. You were quite the perfect blackmailer, you know. And now it seems you were never a blackmailer at all. I’ve never been more pleased at being gulled. And the, uh, photographs—”

“They’ve all been destroyed.”

“I’m to take your word for that, I take it. But isn’t that a silly objection? I’m still thinking of you as a blackmailer, and that’s absurd. If you were a blackmailer, I’d still have to take your word that you hadn’t retained copies of the pictures, it would always come to that in the end, but since you haven’t extorted money from me to begin with, I can hardly worry that you will do so in the future, can I?”

“I thought of bringing you the pictures. I also figured I might get hit by a bus on the way over here, or leave the envelope in a cab.” Spinner, I thought, had worried about getting hit by a bus. “It seemed simpler to burn them.”

“I assure you, I had no desire to see them. Just the knowledge that they cease to exist, that’s all I need to feel very much better about things.” His eyes probed mine. “You took an awful chance, didn’t you? You could have been killed.”

“I almost was. Twice.”

“I can’t understand why you put yourself on the spot like that.”

“I’m not sure I understand it myself. Let’s say I was doing a favor for a friend.”

“A friend?”

“Spinner Jablon.”

“An odd sort of person for you to select as a friend, don’t you think?”

I shrugged.

“Well, I don’t suppose your motives matter very much. You certainly succeeded admirably.”

I wasn’t so sure of that.

“When you first suggested that you might be able to get those photographs of me, you couched a blackmail demand in terms of a reward. Rather a nice touch, actually.” He smiled. “I do think you deserve a reward, however. Perhaps not a hundred thousand dollars, but something substantial, I should say. I don’t have much cash on me at the moment—”

“A check will be fine.”

“Oh?” He looked at me for a moment, then opened a drawer and took out a checkbook, the large sort with three checks to the page. He uncapped a pen, filled in the date, and looked up at me.

“Can you suggest an amount?”

“Ten thousand dollars,” I said.

“It didn’t take you long to think of a figure.”

“It’s a tenth of what you were prepared to pay a blackmailer. It seems a reasonable figure.”

“Not unreasonable, and a bargain from my point of view. Shall I make it out to cash or to you personally?”

“Neither.”

“Pardon me?”

It wasn’t my province to pardon him. I said, “I don’t want any money for myself. Spinner hired me and paid me well enough for my time.”

“Then—”

“Make it payable to Boys Town. Father Flanagan’s Boys Town. I think it’s in Nebraska, isn’t it?”

He put the pen down and stared at me. His face reddened slightly, and then either he saw the humor in it or the politician in him took over, because he put his head back and laughed. It was a pretty good laugh. I don’t know if he meant it or not, but it certainly sounded authentic.

He made out the check and handed it to me. He told me I had a marvelous sense of poetic justice. I folded the check and put it in my pocket.

He said, “Boys Town indeed. You know, Scudder, that’s all very much in the past. The subject of those photographs. It was a weakness, a very disabling and unfortunate weakness, but it’s all in the past.”

“If you say so.”

“As a matter of fact, even the desire is completely over and done with, the particular demon exorcised. Even if it were not, I would have no difficulty in resisting the impulse. I have a career that’s far too important for me to place in it jeopardy. And these past few months I have truly learned the meaning of jeopardy.”

I didn’t say anything. He got up and walked around a little and told me all the plans he had for the great State of New York. I didn’t pay too much attention. I just listened to the tone, and I decided I believed he was sincere enough. He really wanted to be governor, that was always obvious, but he seemed to want to be governor for reasonably good reasons.

“Well,” he said at length, “I seemed to have found an opportunity to make a speech, haven’t I? Will I be able to count on your vote. Scudder?”

“No.”

“Oh? I thought that was rather a good speech.”

“I won’t vote against you, either. I don’t vote.”

“Your duty as a citizen, Mr. Scudder.”

“I’m a rotten citizen.”

He smiled broadly at that, for reasons that escaped me. “You know,” he said, “I like your style, Scudder. For all the bad moments you gave me, I still like your style. I even liked it before I knew the blackmail pose was a charade.” He lowered his voice confidentially. “I could find a very good place for someone like you in my organization.”

“I’m not interested in organizations. I was in one for fifteen years.”

“The Police Department.”

“That’s right.”

“Perhaps I stated it poorly. You wouldn’t be part of an organization per se. You’d be working for me.”

“I don’t like to work for people.”

“You’re contented with your life as it is.”

“Not particularly.”

“But you don’t want to change it.”

“No.”

“It’s your life,” he said. “I’m surprised, though. You have a great deal of depth to you. I should think you would want to accomplish more in the world. I would think you would be more ambitious, if not for your own personal advancement then in terms of your potential for doing some good in the world.”

“I told you I was a rotten citizen.”

“Because you don’t exercise your right to vote, yes. But I would think — Well, if you should change your mind, Mr. Scudder, the offer will hold.”

I got to my feet. He stood and extended his hand. I didn’t really want to shake hands with him, but I couldn’t see how to avoid it. His grip was firm and sure, which boded well for him. He was going to have to shake a lot of hands if he wanted to win elections.

I wondered if he’d really lost his passion for young boys. It didn’t matter much to me one way or the other. The photos I’d seen had turned my stomach, but I don’t know that I had all that much moral objection to them. The boy who’d posed for them had been paid, and undoubtedly knew what he was doing. I didn’t like shaking hands with him, and he would never be my choice for a drinking buddy, but I figured he wouldn’t be too much worse in Albany than any other son of a bitch who would want the job.

It was around three when I left Huysendahl’s office. I thought of calling Guzik and finding out how they were doing with Beverly Ethridge, but I decided to save a dime. I didn’t want to talk to him, and I didn’t much care how they were doing anyway. I walked around for a while and stopped at a lunch counter on Warren Street. I didn’t have an appetite, but it had been a while since I’d had anything to eat, and my stomach was starting to tell me I was mistreating it. I had a couple of sandwiches and some coffee.

I walked around some more. I’d wanted to go to the bank where the data on Henry Prager was tucked away, but it was too late now, they were closed. I decided I’d do that in the morning so that I could destroy all that material. Prager couldn’t be hurt any more, but there was still the daughter, and I would feel better when the stuff Spinner had willed to me had ceased to exist.