Dave Barry - Homes And Other Black Holes

B

Bakker, Tammy Faye, 135

Bang, Big, 70

Big Stu’s Discount House of Taste, 90

Boone, Pat, 51

Brando, Marion, 29

Brite, Rainbow, 64

Bunny, Billy the, 69

C

Capone, Al, 142

Center, Epcot, 30

Cher, 109

Coffee, Mr., 42

Consumer Money Geeks, 35

Crockett, Davy, 125

D

Dallas, Debbie Does, 112

Death Penis, 84

Dick, Moby, 137

E

Earl’s All-Night Nude Review & Motorcycle Repair, 7

Eggs, Cute Little Baby, 26

Elizabeth, Queen, 109

Evening Gown Competition, 12

F

Fairy, Car, 7

G

Godzilla, 122

Gulp, Big, 111

H

Hancock, John, 39

Helpful Seller, shooting of, 138

L

Lassie, 108

Lawns in space, 121

libya, 23

M

Mary, Virgin, 18

McMahon, Ed, 3

Midnight Dance of the Bozo Father, 103

Muffler, Mister, 32

P

Packing People, 44

Pediatricians Backwards “R” Us, 67-68

Perkins, Tony, 52

R

Ranger, Lone, 67

Retrievers, Labrador, as strategic weapons, 65-67

Reynolds, Burt, and giant centipede, 71

Rivera, Geraldo, 142

Robbins, Harold, 136

S

Sashweight, Wilmington A. “Bill” IV, 90

Savage, Wayne, 28

Slime, 103, 109

Spark Plug, 126

T

Tokyo, destruction of by mutant insect, 99

Two-Shoes, Goody, 124

U

Uncle Roger, garroting of, 139

V

Vermin, Surplus, 104

Z

Zoo-Roni, 91

Dave Barry is a staff writer for the Miami Herald, where he writes about such topics as politics, world affairs, and giant mutant crickets attacking villages in Peru. His weekly humor column appears in more than 120 newspapers, and his writing has appeared in a number of national magazines. In 1986 he won the American Association of Newspaper Editors’ Distinguished Writing Award for commentary. In 1988 he won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary, an event that confirmed the widely held view that western civilization is headed down the toilet.

Barry lives with his wife, Beth, and son, Robby, in Coral Gables, Florida, in a house that is slowly getting worse.

“Shoe and Skyler" creator Jeff MacNelly has won three Pulitzer Prizes for his political cartooning with The Richmond News Leader and The Chicago Tribune, and has twice won the National Cartoonists Society’s Reuben. He was never in the Marine Corps, but did work for Camp Monadnock in New Hampshire, where he learned that summer camp is a lot more fun if you’re a counselor. His cartoon strip “Shoe” is syndicated in over nine-hundred newspapers. Jeff, his wife Scottie, and his three sons live in Virginia, where he enjoys painting, sculpting, and building stuff.