Рамиль Латыпов - Flooded city

«Hello, the most beautiful creature in the world. I said, smiling. The lady immediately blushed. – I’m with my partner, we’re not dating. – I emphasized, noticing the interest of not only the receptionist but also the ladies at the next table. Good. – We want to register in the guild. I also have things for sale. Skins and bodies.

– Yes, we do not meet with him, I’m on the ladies. Sophia smiled at Cyclops. «Little buds like you.»

«Oh. I’m so happy about that. The guild always needs new people. I’m your handler, Baya—" «Here, fill out these forms. Goods will be accepted in the yard after the documents are submitted.

I took the form and started filling it out. Filled it out quickly. Noticing that my companion does not fill it out, but only turns it in her hand, not understanding.

«You can’t write?» I asked quietly.

– Read too. Who will teach me the local language in the bandit camp? And my native language is not used here.

I nodded, took the form from her, and asked questions and wrote answers. Slightly editing the content. She turned out to be a bad mouth. I handed over the forms. Cyclops examined them carefully. She took out a large stone of «Truth» and we put our hands together. The receptionist compared the form with the inscription on the stone.

«So this is Mikhail Underwear. The whole town was talking about you a year ago.

«It’s me. – And what to deny.

«How interesting that is. You can tell me, too. – Said the cheerful Sophia, apparently she was interested in this story.

– I was walking with the wife of the local baron Anna Yutu. And ran away at night. I didn’t have much time to take out of my clothes. That’s the whole story. I turned to the curator. – How’s the bald chubby guy?»

«I met Eleanor Yuta a month ago. And don’t you dare insult him, we loved him here. Angry Baya said. But then she changed her face, became nice again, and continued. «We are ruled by his wife, Anna Yutu.

«I need to go over and say hello to her.»

– She rules with her new husband Yegor Yutu, the nephew of the last baron. So I’ll forgive you if you want to work in the guild, don’t create any problems for us.

«Got it.» I nodded. It’s a pity the Baroness has good memories.

«Because of the paperwork. Are we suitable for your guild? My partner asked, grabbing the curator’s arm.

– Yes, come here. Here are your cards. She placed two square cards on the table. Our names flashed on them. – Will you create a clan?

«Come on.» Let it be «The Magician and his friends». I said, looking at the thief’s displeased face.

«There is already such a clan. We need a different name.

«Let’s call it Malawi.» So my homeland nazavaetsya it in the east. «I don’t know,» said Sophia, evidently meaning a great deal to her. I didn’t argue. He just nodded in approval, getting a big grin from her. She’s cute when she smiles.

– How interesting about this country I have not heard. «The curator checked the records. – The name is free. Fine. Your iron rank is the lowest. But you can take any tasks no higher than two ranks above your own. There are iron rank and so on, steel, bronze, silver and gold. The greatest adventurers get a platinum rank. But this rank is given personally by the king or guild head for special merits.

– As you may remember, I have skins and my friend wants to put money in the account. I turned to the disgruntled thief. «Really?»

Reluctantly, she placed six gold pieces on the table. The curator took them and registered them to our shared account. Then she went outside with us, where I took the skins and carcasses out of the void. Earned three gold coins. Many. The guild doesn’t skimp on rewards. They put everything on the bill. Then she came with us and helped us choose the first task. We took on a mission to guard a merchant caravan. It’s a simple job, going out in the evening and paying for the hotel is not necessary.

The two of us left the guild together. Oddly enough, we don’t have any regulars pestering us. Maybe they have a rule not to bully newbies. After all, there were fewer and fewer people coming to adventurers over time. All go to bards, artisans, or merchants. There are more jobs and better pay. Being an adventurer doesn’t earn you much money. And if war breaks out, they will be called up as an ordinary soldier.

«It went well. Sorry for the money, of course, gave to the account. And it’s so nice when they warm your wallet. Her stomach rumbled with treachery at that. How much will fit in there. We ate in the morning. Although she has a different metabolism, she is also a half-human.

«Let’s go to the tavern and gather some rumors. This is the most important thing in our business. I said, smiling. Then he added hush. – Let’s eat fish with light kvass.

Hearing about the fish, its ears began to move, and I rejected the temptation to stroke them. We must respect her choice.

Tavrena was right next door, three doors down. The city is small. How it keeps afloat. What makes it stand out? The Tavrena building didn’t stand out in any way, an ordinary log house of two floors. With a nondescript sign for me «Tavrena Stary sturgeon». But she was delighted with my companion. How she wants to eat. Inside, the usual smell of strong kvass and dumplings was waiting for us in these establishments. I love these places. In them, my teacher on «Rare Species» Matvey Theorit found five new species of pubic fleas. So I immediately covered myself with a light veil of poison. We sat down at the first available table. It was crowded. People like to go for a walk here. Someone was celebrating a wedding. The bride and groom and about twenty guests. On the other hand, there was a wake. The black-robed people were grieving. That’s what life is like here. Everyone else went out and had fun for no reason.

«I can get you something.» – Said a young busty elf. I examined her through the spell. Yes, the old lady has seen a lot.

«Grandma, we’ll have some dumplings and light kvass.» And a bigger and fresher fish for the lady. I said as politely as possible. Old people should be respected.

«Cheeky. Always with you magicians so. Others take me for a girl and tip me well. And you all see the bastards. I’ll get you some food. The waitress snorted and left.

«How did you know she was a grandmother?» Sophia’s curiosity was piqued when the waitress left.

«I’m a mage, and I can read all the data from everyone. Here it is. I pointed to a strong warrior surrounded by strong men like him. They were celebrating loudly. My partner turned to get a better look at him. Naked to the waist, he inspired respect and fear. – I used to be a lady, and I gave birth to two children. I wouldn’t have believed it myself.

– yes. Your abilities amaze me. You magicians are so wonderful. What about me?

«We need to look carefully. I said feigningly. I examined it carefully this morning. «You’ve seen a lot of evil. I see you’re in pain. But you don’t say anything about them. I put my hand to her stomach. She didn’t pull it back. – Complete healing. A wave of green light went from my hand to her stomach and spread all over her body. She began to smile. You can see that the pain is going away. «The pain will go away, but it will come back. I can only take them off for a while. You need drugs to get better. They are expensive. But maybe we can make some money and buy them. You can have children after them.

I shouldn’t have said that, "fury crossed her face. I got slapped in the face. And what I wanted. The waitress brought the food and took the money, still snorting at me. They ate in silence. She refused to talk to me. We stayed until the evening. I listened to the conversations, but I didn’t hear any useful information. Everyone praised the Baroness for her new laws. They scolded the king for his stupidity. In short, everything is the same as before. It’s time to go to work.