And there is my partner in crime writing, Miss Carole Nelson Douglas, who appears to revel in showing us guys in a less than flattering light.
Is there a hidden message here? Is this some feminist, humanist tract that I have innocently become entoiled in?
I get to do the dirty work! Do you hear me? Little dolls are supposed to stand on the sidelines and cheer me on. Or swoon at my approach when I deign to make it.
From now on, it is sheaths off.
I am the alpha element here, not to mention the titular hero.
(I like that word “titular.” It means the whole enchilada is named after me. Not literally. Aw, now it is getting complicated. Dames must be at work again.)
Of course, when I think about it, that only means that someone else did the naming, and what can be bestowed, can be taken away.
Still, it cannot hurt to reestablish my territory.
I am feline, hear me roar!
Hark? Is that an echo?
Oops. It is Osiris, joining in from across town.
I guess we Big Guys did our part, and we have to give the little ladies a solo bow now and then.
It does not really mean anything.
Unless the little ladies take offense.
Very best fishes,

Midnight Louie, Esq.
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Carole Nelson Douglas Joins the Choir
I totally agree with you this time, Louie.
Don’t look so surprised. We are in this together.
Frankly, you underestimate your achievements. You’re the one who finally tracked down the connection between the murder of Professor Jeff Mangel and the symbol of the Synth. You’re the one who found the hidden nest at Los Muertos and Hyacinth and who-knows-what other connections to ongoing villainy.
You managed to call help to Temple’s aid, even if it was pretty unappetizing help, and you sprang Midnight Louise from durance vile. She was pretty helpless until you came back on the scene, you know. Just because she and Hyacinth got into a little cat fight at the end doesn’t steal your thunder, Louie.
Besides, I thought you macho guys got a kick from watching girls go at it in the ring.
Honestly. Dudes. You can’t live with them and you can’t live without them.
B UT WHO WOULD WANT TO ? L IVE WITHOUT THEM, I MEAN.
I THINK.
eBook Info
Title:
Cat in a Midnight Choir
Creator:
Carole Nelson Douglas
Date:
2002
Type:
novel
Format:
text/html
Identifier:
0-312-70619-7
Source:
PDF
Language:
en
Relation:
None
Coverage:
None
Rights:
Copyright © 2002 by Carole Nelson Douglas
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Table of Contents
Previously in
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Tailpiece