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But crackers can be easily crushed, and that is exactly what my esteemed roommate, Miss Temple Barr, would be if she knew what I knew: that her longtime squeeze, Mr. Max Kinsella,is pretty thoroughly crushed himself these days. In fact, I and my partner in crime solving saw him plunge five stories into a solid black wall thirty-six hours ago at the nightclub called Neon Nightmare. Talk about an apt name.
Miss Midnight Louise is my partner (and a would-be descendant in her own mind if only I would admit to being a deadbeat dad). She suspects that someone sinister had arranged Mr. Max’s unscheduled landing, from which he was taken away by ambulance.
Granted that performing bungee-cord acrobatics and illusions over a nightclub floor is a pretty dangerous pastime, but Mr. Max Kinsella had formerly been a top Vegas magic act under the name of The Mystifying Max.
What is so mystifying is why he was performing masked under the moniker of the Phantom Mage at Neon Nightmare. Not even his girlfriend–and mine–MissTemple Barr, knew about it.
The lady in question ambles into the living room even as I muse about her. She is talking on one of those obnoxious cell phones that I wish had been drowned at invention in an acid bath. As if the world needed more distracted people wandering around forcing everyone to overhear the details of their professional and personal lives.
Overhearing all that stuff is my job!
However, it is sometimes handy to eavesdrop on one’s nearest and dearest, though in this instance it is more than somewhat heartbreaking.
“Max!” my MissTemple admonishes the tiny instrument pressed to her ear. “Answer! Pick up the phone. You have got to be home sometime during one of my hundred and one calls. I’ve got to talk to you. Soon!”
She folds the already mouse-size phone in half and tosses it onto the sofa seat in disgust. Then she spots me and does her Cary Grant imitation: “Lou-ie, Lou-ie, Lou-ie.”
I do not know what ancient film that is from, but I never object to being associated with a leading man like Mr. Cary Grant, the twentieth-century equivalent of Mr. George Clooney in the suave department.
Miss Temple picks up the phone and sits beside me, glum as the holiday-hijacking Grinch.
“Louie, what am I to do with a man who won’t ever answer the phone, even when I’m going to dump him?”
Well…. For the first time in my long career as a primo PI, all-around hip cat, and career-girl companion, I wish I had not taken a vow of silence when it comes to conversing with humans.
I long to offer my MissTemple some trenchant “Dear Tabby” advice. I wish I at least had the option of warning her that her not-so-beloved-lately was in the hands of the paramedics and the city hospital system, if not the county coroner.
Usually I like knowing what other folks do not: that is a crack Pl’s job.
Now I just feel as low-down and guilty as any back-alley goldfish-gulper caught raiding the koi pond at the Crystal Phoenix Hotel and Casino.
“I am so glad I have you to talk to when I am upset,” she continues, twisting the knife.
Who knew a conscience could be so painful? Not moi. I am glad that I do not have a soul, at least, although some on the ailurophile fringe might debate that.
I understand her problem, of course. She has gone forth and consummated her long-simmering attraction to our upstairs neighbor, Mr. Matt Devine, ex-priest now in need of a nice dark confessional, if the church authorities had not scotched these handy dramatic devices of film and story long ago.
I saw that coming from almost a year ago, not that anybody would listen to me. And not that I would want them to. I do not talk to people, and thus save myself from a lot of drivel.
Mr. Max is a swell fellow, but enmeshed in intrigue local and international. Such an agenda does not allow a man to keep the home fires burning as hotly as they should. It is the old story: a romantic triangle turned tragic, only nobody knows it but me.
I will have to see what I can do to change that.
Chapter 2
Limp Biscuit
Temple hiked herself onto one of the two breakfast stools in her tiny black-and-white kitchen. Then she ravaged the upper cupboard for something salty, crunchy, and frustration-reducing.
All she found was a long-opened box of Ritz crackers, half full of soggy imposters of crunch. She tossed the box toward the Albertson’s paper bag that served as a temporary trash receptacle.
Okay. She’d finally made the most momentous decision of her life. She’d picked which of two totally wonderful guys she wanted to spend that life with. She took a deep breath. Matt was so sweet. So totally amazing. So hot!
He had been, like, worried about seventeen priestly years of celibacy cramping his style?
Not!
Oh! She was sounding so teenager-y-in-love.
Temple sobered. She’d felt that much in love with Max once, almost three years ago. A year in love here in Las Vegas after instant-everything in Minneapolis. A year of Max gone. Not even a full year of Max back.
Temple went for her refrigerator, hunting something, something … crisp and sour. No pickles. Okay. Sweet. What? Was she pregnant? Or just having a change of hormones. Of heart? Or a heart still torn two ways?
A knock on her doorbell put her into cardiac arrest. On her door! Not doorbell, dumbbell! She had to cut herself some slack. After all, she was just a teenager in love.
Matt always knocked.
She opened the door, hungry and anxious and edgy. And it was all, well, all right.
“I’m not bothering you?” Matt asked in his polite Midwestern way.
She pulled him inside, slammed the door shut, and pushed him up against the entry-hall wall.
“Yes, you are. What are you going to do about it?”
He didn’t hesitate, just drew her into a mind-blowing soul kiss and during it turned her into the wall herself, so she was pressed hard against, well, everything.
Several minutes later, they ambled into the living room to admire Midnight Louie on the couch.
“Have you reached him?” Matt asked warily.
Temple knew he didn’t mean Midnight Louie. She eyed his ruffled blond hair, his warm brown eyes hotter than black coffee from their make-out session in the hall, his expression of uneasy concern.
He realized their new intimate relationship would never feel entirely real until Temple formally broke it off with Max. Although neither one would say this or even mention Max’s name at the moment.
That was Max. Mystique to the end. Temple swallowed a sob.Matt was there, holding her. “It’s all right.”
“What’s all right?”
“However you feel.”
“I feel horrible. I feel like a rat. I’ve got to reach him. It’s not like he didn’t know this was coming.”
“He knew?” Matt held her away, staring hard into her eyes, seeing the troubled emotions she hadn’t wanted him to notice. “He’s Max. Of course he knew.”
Matt’s lips tightened.
“He gave me permission, for God’s sake.”
“Permission?”
“His blessing?” Temple added with a sob she had to cup with a hand to her mouth to stop.
For some strange reason, Matt smiled. “Yeah. I kinda got that from him too. I don’t think your faith in him was ever misplaced.”
“But he is! Max is. I can’t find him. I can’t get him to call me back so I can say, ‘Hi. ‘Bye.’ I need to be up front with him about this. That’s all. Let him know. For sure. Nothing about us is a problem, Matt. But I warned you, saying good-bye to someone is hell.”
“What about the ring?”
“What about it?”
“Where are you keeping it, since you don’t wear it? Yet.”
Temple breathed deep. “In my scarf drawer,” she said in a small, wee voice.
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