Edward Lee - Dahmer's Not Dead

“The kicker?”

“Over here. And you’ll have to put these on before you pick it up.”

Beck handed Helen a pair of Shur-Touch latex gloves. They snapped annoyingly as Helen pulled them on. “Pick what up?”

“The note.”

Helen felt stifled, even excited herself. The killer left a note?

“Here. Be careful with it. I’m sure there aren’t any prints on it, but I’ll have to check anyway,” Beck instructed. Now she was holding a 9x12 clear plastic evidence bag. Inside the bag, Helen could plainly see a sheet of white paper with blue writing on it. “Hold it by the corner of the bag , don’t touch the body of the letter itself. You could smear a latent striation.”

Helen did as instructed, piqued. A remnant of the killer left for her to hold, to look at. Communication from another world…

She awkwardly held the letter to the light. A standard 8- 1/2x11 sheet of plain white paper. Blue words tacked lines across the note, handwritten.

Helen’s eyes felt prized open.

To Whom It May Concern:

Behold my resurrection. In my baptism, I am reborn.

Thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven. I will exalt my throne above the Stars… Yet thou shalt be brought down into hell, deep into the pit.

And one more thing.

I’m back.

Sincerely,

Jeffrey Dahmer

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CHAPTER SIX

“You’ve gotta be shitting me!”

Olsher’s face looked like a straining, pulsing dark fruit. Helen stood. The years had mellowed Larrel Olsher; Helen knew him to be far more laid back now, easy-going and insouciant, lower-strung pending his well-deserved retirement. Now, though, she feared she was watching her boss about to have a coronary.

whack!

Olsher slapped the newspaper. It was the evening edition of the Tribune, an early copy sent by courier.

“Larrel, what’re you yelling about?”

“This!”

Helen read the headline.

CRIME SCENE EVIDENCE INDICATES THAT DAHMER MAY HAVE ESCAPED.

Madison— Evidence procured by the Wisconsin State Police Violent Crimes Unit suggests that Jeffrey Dahmer, reported murdered by another inmate in prison over a week ago, may indeed still be alive. And on the loose. One Stewart K. Arlinger, a P Street bartender, was found murdered—mutilated—in a nearby motel. A hand-written note left by the killer was signed: Jeffrey Dahmer.

“This is garbage, Chief,” Helen assured. “I was at the scene. There are no verifiable fingerprints. It’s a copycat.”

“I know that, but what about them? ” He tapped the newspaper in her hand. “Read more.”

The note is currently being analyzed by state police handwriting experts, to discern if it indeed was written by the infamous Dahmer.

“Chief, what are you getting all bent out of shape about? I’m telling you, it’s a copycat. There’s nothing in this perp’s m.o. that is even remotely similar to Dahmer’s. Didn’t the papers call you for a statement?”

“Of course they did. I gave them a twenty-minute spiel about how this was a copycat. And look what they published!”

The Tribune, of course, immediately contacted Deputy Chief Larrel Olsher of the state’s Violent Crime’s Unit, a special investigatory arm designed to probe particularly brutal state homicides. Olsher had this to say: “All the evidence suggests that this is a copycat slaying.”

“How do you like that shit?” Olsher’s voice pounded. “I talk to them for twenty-fucking-minutes, and all they publish is that! Ten fucking words!”

Olsher, at last, sat back down. “The PC’s going to be so pissed he’s gonna be shaking shit out his pant leg! I need you to fix this, Helen.”

`”Fix…what?”

“Fix this clusterfuck, that’s what! You’re the best investigator on this pissant, under-funded department. So go out and investigate. I want those TSD reports on my desk ASAP. I want forensic proof that this isn’t Dahmer, and I want it now . And before you do that, I want you to go to the papers and give those assholes the gist. They won’t listen to me, maybe they’ll listen to you.”

“All right, Larrel, don’t worry.”

Olsher took a moment to stare at her, the oddest of looks. “Tell me something, first. Do you think—do you think that… this really could be Dahmer?”

“No,” she categorically stated. “It’s not Dahmer’s modus at all, nothing like it. Dahmer was a recluse. He never publicized his crimes, and he would never—in a million years—leave a note for the police.”

“Tell them that!” Olsher barked, and sipped coffee as if to save his life. “Go to the fucking Tribune and tell them that! Right now! Then start checking out the works!”

“You got it.” That was all she said before she left the deputy chief’s office. Calming down Olsher in a bad mood, she’d long-since learned, was akin to calming down a pit bull.

All she could hope for was this: that Jan Beck and her Technical Services Division would put a lid on this fast.

««—»»

“My name is Helen Closs”—she flashed her badge—”and I’m with the Wisconsin State Police Violent Crimes Unit. I’d like to speak to the executive editor of the Tribune. ”

Helen would’ve expected a gum-chewing blonde, but instead it was a fat guy with glasses who tended the reception desk of the Clark Avenue newspaper.

“Mr. Tait’s in conference, ma’am,” the guy informed her without even looking up. He was reading a book called Palace Corbie. “Would you like to make an appointment for tomorrow? Or you can wait here if you like, for maybe two hours.”

Helen took off her topcoat. “If I have to wait for more than two minutes, I’ll close your newspaper down.”

The book slowly lowered. “Pardon me?”

“I just carded three Vietnamese men working your loading dock. They were unable to verify their United States citizenship. They didn’t have green cards and they carried no legal form of identification. Plus you have pallets of newspapers blocking the west access of loading dock, which obstruct city services in general and fire-fighting equipment in particular. I can close you down with a court order pending a citation hearing. It would take no more than forty minutes to get the paperwork served.”

The fat guy was on the phone in a heartbeat, and another heartbeat later he was smiling cordially and telling her, “Mr. Tait will be happy to see you now. Third door on the left.”

Helen took the central hall, passing coves of computer stations and journalists tapping keyboards. The obstruction to city services was weak, and even though the Vietnamese men were obviously illegal, it would take something more like two days to serve the papers with immigration violations. But white lies weren’t really lies.

“Ah, Captain Klause,” the paper’s exec editor greeted in her in his office.

“Closs,” she corrected.

“Have a seat. What can I do for you?”

“Turn on a tape recorder and print everything I say in tomorrow morning’s edition.” Helen sat down, poker-faced.

Tait had a nicely trimmed beard and hair pulled back in a ponytail. “I’m always happy to accommodate the police,” Tait said. “Coffee?”

“No thank you. Just turn on your recorder or get a pencil and a piece of paper while I dictate to you.”

“My handwriting’s atrocious.” Tait turned on a small Sony tape recorder extracted from a desk drawer. “Shoot.”

“Speculations published regarding the possibility of Jeffrey Dahmer still being alive are premature, unfocused, and irresponsibly directed. The P Street murder of Stewart K. Arlinger at the White Horse Inn was a single incident and certainly perpetuated by what we call a derivative-stage killer, not Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeffrey Dahmer is dead. I saw his dead body in the state police morgue facility on November 29, 1994. His body was positively ID’d. And as far as the note left at the P Street crime scene, it’s a fake. The Wisconsin State Police Violent Crimes Unit has successfully dealt with far more grievous homicides in the past, and we will deal with this one in a manner that is thorough, expeditious, and final. Now, turn off the tape recorder.”