— from José Pellicer’s weekly bulletin to friends
FROM LICENCIADO SALVADOR CORTES Y CAMPOAMOR
To Captain Alatriste
The bards, throughout the ages, have conveyedYour story, from Homer on, your praises they declare,And still today antagonists despairWhen they recall the fury of your blade.
Breda, Ostend, Maastricht, Antwerp as well,Were theaters for your exploits, each heroic deed,Where, sword flashing, you were always in the leadTo serve the King, and his enemy repel.
Lutherans, contentious French, insurgent Flemish,Dread Turks, Dutchmen, the ever-present English,All served to help you win your well-earned fame,Then let the heavens and the earth proclaimThe much-sung feats of a true warrior:Alatriste! The thunderbolt of war!
FROM THE CONDE DE GUADALMEDINA
To a Certain Priest Petitioner Much Admired at Court
Lascivious Padre, salacious, and promiscuous,Would it not serve you better to be religious?Should there not be one honest womanTo whom you have not promised heavenThrough the attention of your pillicock?Must you skewer every ewe among your flock?That sacred staff of yours, your treasure,You must find raw, abraded beyond measureFrom its constant state of excitationAnd unrelenting quest of penetration.Yea, for every virgin you confessThere is another cunny to be blessed.
FROM THE BENEFICIADO VILLASECA
In Faint Praise of the Head Constable, Martín Saldaña
Señor Saldaña, by my faith,You amble at an ox’s paceWhen you are summoned to untangleSome imminently mortal wrangle.Why then should I be amazed—Given you’re forever dazed—That meeting with your deputiesMay take a few eternities?Poor ox, his wife doth dally ’roundAnd Saldaña’s head with antlers crown.But in the end, if I’m not daft,And precedent reliable,An ox become a constableWill wear the horns and get the shaft.
ATTRIBUTED TO DON FRANCISCO DE QUEVEDO
He Ponders That in Youth’s Exuberance There Is Need for Providence
Happy, he scales the towering obelisk,This lad who puts his trust in youthful fire,Weighing challenge against his heart’s desire,And pitting courage against the gravest risk.
All too rashly, he lifts his wings in flight.And, a new Icarus, soars nearBut does not reach the blazing sphereThat radiates life’s daring from the height.
Patrician brio cannot be denied.Spurred by the ardent blood of youthThe noble spirit ever seeks the prize.
But in this fall to earth may lie a truth.The prudent voice will serve as surest guide:The hero is not the valiant, but the wise.
BY DON FRANCISCO DE QUEVEDO
Abiding Love, Beyond Death
The shadow that comes to end day’s reverieWill bring the dark, and close my eyelids fast,Enabling this soul of mine, at last,To slough off anguish and anxiety.
That darkness, though, will not leave memoryOn that far shore where once it brightly blazed,Instead, my flame will burn through icy wavesTo flout the laws of death’s finality.
Soul, in which a godhead was enclosed,Veins, through which a humor’s fire arose,Marrow, the seat of earthly passion’s reign,
Will fly the body, but quiddity retain;Though ash, they will have sensibility,Be dust enamored through eternity.

Table of Contents
Cover
Copyright
Contents
I. SEÑOR QUEVEDO’S DIFFICULT MOMENT
II. THE NECK AND THE NOOSE
III. MADRID STEEL
IV. THE ASSAULT
V. IN GOD’S NAME
VI. SAN GINÉS ALLEY
VII. MEN OF ONE BOOK
VIII. A NOCTURNAL VISIT
IX.AUTO - DA - FÉ
X. UNFINISHED BUSINESS
EPILOGUE