Brian Jacques - Redwall #22 - The Sable Quean

Now do's I say, or I'll whinge all day, waah waah sob boohoo!

Yah yah yah! Waah waah waah!

An' I still don't like you ... so there!"

The babes thought this was hilarious, falling about chortling and giggling at the twin hogs' antics, forgetting their previous woeful mood. After eating more mushrooms and drinking cold water, they began to doze off.

Tura blew a soft sigh of relief. "Thank the seasons for that. Let's hope they don't kick off agin soon."

Midda settled her back against the wall, eyes half closed. "I think we could chance a rest here. It seems fairly safe-- what d'you think, mate?"

Tura let her bushy tail curl over her face. "Aye. Don't think we're bein' followed just yet. Besides, we'd hear the vermin splashin' through the water an' that'd give us warnin' enough. Ah, well, wonder how much further we've got to go afore we're out of here?"

Jiddle nodded up the passage. "D'ye want me'n'Jinty to go an' take a look?"

Midda opened one eye. "If ye really want to, but go carefully. If'n ye find anythin' interestin', then come straight back here an' tell us."

Jiddle broke off some dead roots, binding them together with rootstrands. He beat the end of the bundle with a stone. This caused the dead wood to bush and feather out.

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The resourceful young hog lit it from the lantern flame, making a stout and useful torch.

He and his sister walked off down the tunnel, surrounded by a small halo of light. It diminished, then disappeared as they rounded a bend.

Midda settled back to rest, commenting, "Those two are gettin' pretty valuable to have around."

Tura sighed wearily. "Please don't talk t'me. Can't ye see I'm asleep? You'd better rest while ye can, mate!"

The Sable Quean was in a dangerous mood, which did not bode well for her minions. Vilaya sent out a messenger recalling all Ravagers from their woodland camp, deciding they could better serve her at Althier. Zwilt had no say in the matter, now that there was a rift between the two. He took command of the guards who were trying to break through into the escape tunnel.

Knowing Vilaya was watching his every move, the tall sable drove the guards harshly. "You, there, fool, are you leaning on that rock or trying to move it? Put some energy into it or you'll feel my blade. Come on, the rest of you idlers, shift this rubbish. I'm growing old standing here waiting on you!"

Dirva, having the Sable Quean's protection, scorned Zwilt mercilessly, watching him shake with rage. "I thought a big strong beast like you could move that rock yourself, Lord. Or don't ye want to get yore paws dirty with a bit of honest work?"

Zwilt moved suddenly. Pushing a guard aside, he lifted a big chunk of rock. He tossed it backward, pretending not to notice when the wizened rat had to leap aside to avoid being struck.

Dirva bared her snaggled fangs. "You did that on purpose!"

Zwilt bowed mockingly. "Forgive me. I did not see you there."

The rift was finally unblocked. It was widened also,

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allowing fully grown vermin to pass easily through. Vilaya entered the tunnel with Zwilt and Dirva. She glanced both ways, consulting her old rat aide.

"To the left or the right, which direction did they take?"

Zwilt noticed some telltale traces showing which way the fugitives had gone. He nodded in that direction. "They went off to the left."

Vilaya ignored him, staring pointedly at Dirva. "Come on, I don't have all season. Which way?"

The old rat knew that if she gave the same answer as Zwilt, it would seem like she was backing him. " 'Tis hard to say, but the right looks more likely."

The Sable Quean gave Zwilt a scornful glance. "Bring the Ravagers through. We'll split into two groups. I'll take the right--you go to the left. Take Dirva with you. She is useful."

The tall sable bowed his head curtly. "Your wish is my command, Majesty!"

A full force of vermin marched off down the tunnel in different directions. Zwilt beckoned a lean, sly-faced stoat to his side. He held a brief, whispered conversation with the stoat, whose name was Gliv. She nodded, then melted back into the ranks.

Dirva caught up with Zwilt. "What did ye want with that one, eh?"

Zwilt the Shade kept his eyes on the passage ahead. "Just some business--pity you never heard it. After all, you were only sent to spy on me. Old Dirva, eh, the eyes and ears of the Quean. Dirty little spy!"

Dirva curled her lip at him. "I'll find out wot went on twixt you two, believe me. Aye, not only will I be watchin' you, but I'll keep a sharp eye on that stoat Gliv. Neither of ve will be stealin' a march on ole Dirva, ye can bank on that!"

Dirva dropped back, mingling with the marchers, until she was alongside Gliv. Prodding the stoat sharply in the side, she snarled, "Wot did Zwilt want with ye, eh?"

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Gliv winked at her. "Wouldn't yer like t'know!"

The old rat gave Gliv another vicious prod. "Alright, keep yore little secret, but remember this. I'll be watchin' ye, Gliv. Y'won't be able t'make a move that I don't know about, 'cos I'll be watchin' ye like a hawk!"

Gliv chuckled slyly. "Then you'll be watchin' the wrong beast, won't she, Lugg?"

"Huh huh, dat's right, mate!"

Dirva tried to turn, but too late. Two meaty paws seized her, one lifting her clear of the ground, the other stifling her nostrils and mouth. Lugg was Gliv's mate. A huge bullet-headed stoat, massively strong, he held the old rat as though she weighed nothing. Gliv blew a sharp blast on a small bone whistle.

Zwilt heard the signal and issued orders, grabbing a lantern. "March on forward!" He dropped back until everybeast had passed him except Gliv, Lugg and Dirva.

Nodding to his henchbeasts, he watched the old rat. Forepaws and upper body pinioned in Lugg's powerful grip, Dirva kicked wildly as the big stoat's paw suffocated her. Her eyes were wide with terror.

Zwilt's dead black eyes stared into hers.

"Well, well, Vilaya doesn't know it yet, but she's deaf and blind here. How does it feel, old one, knowing you cannot spy on me any longer? Sweet dreams!"

He watched until Dirva's eyes clouded over and her limbs went still.

Gliv smiled. "Just as ye ordered, Lord, dead without a single mark on 'er!"

Zwilt nodded. "You did well, friends. I won't forget this little service you rendered me."

A Ravager guard came hurrying back, saluting with his spear. "Sire, we've had t'stop--the tunnel's flooded up ahead. They can't go no further 'cos there's somethin' in the water, a monster, they say!"

Zwilt the Shade drew his long broadsword. "A monster? Well, let's go and take a look at it!"

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In her bankside cave, Mumzy the water vole was having trouble with one of her patients. It was Sniffy, the Guosim Tracker, who had recovered from his wounds. He was restless, wandering ceaselessly round Mumzy's cosy abode and speculating about when the contingent from Redwall would be arriving. Axtel, the Warrior mole, was content to rest up until such time as his injured footpaw grew more useful.

Mumzy waved a ladle at Sniffy, who was starting to try her patience. "Will ye not be still! Scuts'n'whiskers, yore sendin' me spare, clumpin' about like a useless ould omadorm. Sit still an' have a bowl o' this celery'n'turnip soup!"

The Guosim Tracker sat down, then sprang up again. "Where are they? Wot's keepin' 'em, eh?"

Axtel dipped a chunk of chestnut bread into his soup. "Yurr then, Sniff, whoi doan't ee goo owt an' take a lukk? You'm may'aps see 'em a-comen."

That was all Sniffy needed. He bounded for the entrance. "Thankee, mate, I'll do just that!"

Mumzy shook her head when he had gone. "Ah, sure, there's a creature in a rush t'get old, an' he's left this grand ould bowl o' soup untouched."