I behind-the-back pass to JB,
who sinks a twenty-foot three.
See, this is how we act
Sundays after church.
Basketball Rule #2
(Random text from Dad)
Hustle dig
Grind push
Run fast
Change pivot
Chase pull
Aim shoot
Work smart
Live smarter
Play hard
Practice harder
Girls
I walk into the lunchroom with JB.
Heads turn.
I’m not bald like JB,
but my hair’s close enough
so that people sprinting past us
do double-takes.
Finally, after we sit at our table,
the questions come:
Why’d you cut your hair, Filthy?
How can we tell who’s who?
JB answers, I’m the cool one
who makes free throws,
and I holler,
I’M THE ONE WHO CAN DUNK.
We both get laughs.
Some girl who we’ve never seen before,
in tight jeans and pink Reeboks,
comes up to the table.
JB’s eyes are ocean wide,
his mouth swimming on the floor,
his clownish grin, embarrassing.
So when she says,
Is it true that twins
know what each other are thinking?
I tell her
you don’t have to be his twin
to know
what he’s thinking.
While Vondie and JB
debate whether the new girl
is a knockout or just beautiful,
a hottie or a cutie,
a lay-up or a dunk,
I finish my vocabulary homework—
and my brother’s vocabulary homework,
which I don’t mind
since English is my favorite subject
and he did the dishes for me last week.
But it’s hard to concentrate
in the lunchroom
with the girls’ step team
practicing in one corner,
a rap group performing in the other,
and Vondie and JB
waxing poetic
about love and basketball.
So when they ask,
What do you think, Filthy?
I tell ’em,
She’s pulchritudinous.
pul·chri·tu·di·nous
[PALL-KRE-TOO-DEN-NUS] adjective
Having great physical
beauty and appeal.
As in: Every guy
in the lunchroom
is trying to flirt
with the new girl
because she’s so pulchritudinous.
As in: I’ve never had a girlfriend,
but if I did, you better believe
she’d be pulchritudinous.
As in: Wait a minute—
why is the pulchritudinous new girl
now talking
to my brother?
Practice
Coach reads to us from
The Art of War:
A winning strategy is
not about planning, he says.
It’s about quick responses
to changing conditions.
Then he has us do
footwork drills
followed by
forty wind sprints
from the baseline
to half court.
The winner doesn’t
have to practice today, Coach says,
and Vondie blasts off
like Apollo 17,
his long legs
giving him an edge,
but I’m the quickest guy
on the team,
so on the last lap
I run hard,
take the lead by a foot,
and even though I don’t plan it,
I let him win
and get ready to practice
harder.
Walking Home
Hey, JB, you think we can win
the county championship this year?
I don’t know, man.
Hey, JB, why do you think
Dad never had
knee surgery?
Man, I don’t know.
Hey, JB, why can’t Dad eat—
Look, Filthy, we’ll win
if you stop missing free throws.
Nobody likes doctors.
And Dad can’t eat foods with too much salt
because Mom told him he can’t.
Any more questions?
Yeah, one more.
You want to play
to twenty-one
when we get home?
Sure. You got ten dollars? he asks.
Man to Man
In the driveway, I’m
SHAKING AND BAKING.
You don’t want none of this, I say.
I’m about to TAKE IT TO THE HOLE.
Keep your eye on the ball.
I’d hate to see you
F
A
L
L
You shoulda gone with your GIRLFRIEND
to the mall.
Just play ball, JB shouts.
Okay, but WATCH OUT, my BROTHER,
TARHEEL LOVER.
I’m about to go UNDER
COVER.
Then bring it, he says.
And I do, all the way to the top.
So SMOOOOOOOOTH, I make him
drop.
So nasty, the floor should be mopped.
But before I can shoot,
Mom makes us stop:
Josh, come clean your room!
After dinner
Dad takes us
to the Rec
to practice
shooting free throws
with one hand
while he stands
two feet in front
of us,
waving frantically
in our faces.
It will teach you focus, he reminds us.
Three players
from the local college
recognize Dad
and ask him
for autographs
“for our parents.”
Dad chuckles
along with them.
JB ignores them.
I challenge them:
It won’t be so funny
when we shut
you amateurs down,
will it? I say.
OHHHH, this young boy got hops
like his ol’ man? the tallest one says.
Talk is cheap, Dad says. If y’all want to run,
let’s do this. First one to eleven.
The tall one asks Dad if he needs crutches,
then checks the ball to me,
and the game begins,
right after JB screams:
Loser pays twenty bucks!
After we win
I see the pink
Reeboks–wearing girl
shooting baskets
on the other court.
She plays ball, too?
JB walks over to her
and I can tell
he likes her
because when she goes in
for a lay-up,
he doesn’t slap
the ball silly
like he tries
to do with me.
He just stands there
looking silly,
smiling
on the other court
at the pink
Reeboks–wearing girl.
Dad Takes Us to Krispy Kreme and Tells Us His Favorite Story (Again)
Didn’t Mom say no more doughnuts? JB asks Dad.
What your mother doesn’t know
won’t hurt her, he answers, biting
into his third chocolate glazed cruller.
Good shooting today. We beat
those boys like they stole something, he adds.
Why didn’t we take their money, Dad? I ask.
They were kids, Filthy, just like y’all.
The look on their faces
after we beat them
eleven to nothing
was enough for me.
Remember
when you were two
and I taught you the game?
You had a bottle in one hand
and a ball in the other,
and your mom thought I was crazy.
I WAS crazy.
Crazy in love.
With my twin boys.
Once, when you were three,
I took you to the park
to shoot free throws.
The guy who worked there said,
“This basket is ten feet tall.
For older kids. Kids like yours
might as well shoot
at the sun.” And then he laughed.
And I asked him if a deaf person
could write music. And he said,
“Huh?” then
took out his wrench and told me,
“I’m gonna lower the goal for y’all.”
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