Tod Goldberg - Gangsterland

“It is,” Claudia said. She closed her eyes, and David saw a tear trying to escape from the corner of her right eye. Crying women had no timetable, this much David knew. He needed to get her out of his office.

David reached over and clasped Claudia’s hands. They were ice-cold. Maybe her problem was really poor circulation. “Trust in the Torah,” David said, his voice just above a whisper. “That’s where your problems will be solved. I think you know that.”

“What I don’t understand, Rabbi—” Claudia began, but David cut her off.

“Suppose a dream doesn’t come true,” David said, hoping Claudia wasn’t much of a Springsteen fan, or if she was, that she favored his later records. “Is it a lie? Think about that, Claudia.” David stood up then, which made Claudia stand, too, which then made it very easy to usher her out the door of his office and into the hallway. . where instead of Jerry Ford, David found Bennie Savone waiting for him. Surprisingly, he wasn’t on his cell phone. Instead, he was standing there holding his daughter Sophie’s hand and looking impatient. Claudia just gave him a polite nod and made her way down the hall.

“You got a minute?” Bennie asked.

“I’m supposed to be meeting with Mr. Ford,” David said.

“Yeah, he had to cancel.” Bennie and Sophie sat down inside his office, Bennie in the chair Claudia had just vacated and Sophie on the floor, where she immediately opened up her backpack and started pulling out dolls. Sometimes it was difficult to tell if Bennie was speaking in code or not, though since David had just seen Bennie outside chatting with Jerry, he assumed that it was true that Jerry had to cancel; particularly since neither Bennie nor his daughter were covered in blood.

Sophie was Bennie’s youngest — she was only five; he had another daughter, Jean, who was thirteen — and, from what David had sussed out during his time at the temple, she was blissfully unaware that her father was a sociopath. She favored her mother in the looks department, which would also serve her well for the long term, and from what he’d experienced with her when the Tikvah Preschool visited the temple every Thursday for lunch, she was an unusually lucid conversationalist.

It was David’s job to come by and smile at the children, say a few words to each, make them feel like God had just strolled in for a bite, thus ensuring their parents wrote out a big fat check at the end of the month for no other reason than their children were happy. In truth, it was David’s favorite time of the week. For the hour he spent going kid to kid, he didn’t have to pretend. He just sat down next to them and asked them about their day, their life, how things were going and never how things had been , which was different from what he normally dealt with. With the people of parenting age, it was always about their childhood, how someone had fucked them up and only God or David could help them deal with the past, like it was some constant growling beast that lived next door that needed only to be fed and watered and everything would be okay. The senior citizens all wanted to bitch about how things were better back then, and wanted assurances that they were right, that the world had turned to shit but that they, of course, weren’t to blame.

Sophie seemed mostly preoccupied by her mother’s health — last week, when David sat with her for a moment and chatted her up, she told him that her mommy might need to have a “hystericalectomy,” which David found both oddly charming and terribly sad, not sure if she’d put the words together or if she’d overheard her parents talking.

David closed his office door and sat down behind his desk. “What can I do for you?”

“I got a call last night,” Bennie said. “Seems there’s been some developments in Chicago. You know a guy named Fat Monte?” David cut his eyes over to Sophie. She was deep into a conversation between Barbie and Ken about the need for them to get a horse. Bennie didn’t seem to care, which was presumably the subtext he was trying to impart to David.

“I did,” David said.

“Pulled his own roots a couple weeks ago,” Bennie said. “Put one in his wife’s head while she slept and then one in his own. Wife’s a vegetable. He’s dead.”

“I didn’t know he had a wife,” David said. Fat Monte used to be the kind of guy who liked to fuck hookers and strippers, said it was better than having to deal with any bullshit afterward. Fat Monte had a kid living down in Springfield, he remembered that, though he wondered if anyone else did.

“What’s this got to do with me?”

“You know a fed named Hopper?”

Hopper. That was the Donnie Brasco reject on the hotel bill. “I heard he died,” David said.

“No such luck,” Bennie said. “Apparently, he’s been looking for you on his own time. Fat Monte spent his last minutes alive talking to him on the phone. He’s got his snout in a bunch of business up there, trying to figure out where you are.”

“I thought I was dead,” David said.

“Yeah, well, you are. This Hopper didn’t seem to care about that.”

Maybe that explained Paul Bruno showing up in ribbons. And if Fat Monte felt enough pressure that he had to kill his own wife — or at least attempt to — and then himself, that meant this guy was digging closer and closer to something Cousin Ronnie wouldn’t like, something that made Fat Monte fear enough for his own life that he cut out the middle man.

This didn’t make sense to David. Why would the feds be looking for a dead man? And if the feds knew he wasn’t dead, or at least one of them knew, or suspected, then maybe his wife knew, too. Or suspected. Particularly if Chema hadn’t made it back to give her his wallet. He doubted he had. What was it Rabbi Kales had said? Dismembered and burnt . If Chema and Neal were dead, and now Fat Monte was dead, who was left that knew enough about that last night, other than Ronnie? And it still didn’t explain Paul Bruno getting it, unless that was just for talking.

“I got something to worry about,” David said.

“Not yet,” Bennie said.

“That’s wasn’t a question,” David said.

“This Fat Monte, he a talker?”

“He’s a company man,” David said. How many falls had Fat Monte taken? Three? Four? Enough to earn some serious credit in Ronnie’s book, plus however many blood jobs he’d done — the kind of stuff David stopped doing years ago, the arm breaking, the eye gouging, all that baseball bat and screwdriver shit — but if he was snitching on the murder of FBI agents, there wasn’t enough credit in the world for that. That was the thing. David just didn’t see Fat Monte doing that on his own accord. Which had to mean this Hopper had enough on Fat Monte to prosecute him for some big-league tickets. “I don’t make him for a snitch, really.”

“He’s just the kinda guy who pumps one in his wife and then puts his brains on the floor?”

“I don’t know,” David said. “It doesn’t make sense.”

“Between this shit at the club and this asshole, we may need to do some housekeeping,” Bennie said.

“Daddy,” Sophie said suddenly, which made David flinch. He’d practically forgotten her. “You said a bad word.”

Bennie looked down at his daughter. She was still on the floor with her dolls. “Two, actually,” he said.

“That’s two dollars,” she said.

“You shaking me down?” Bennie said. Just a dad talking to his baby girl.

“We have a deal,” she said. She stood up and put one hand on her hip, the other out flat. “Pay up.”

Bennie pulled out his wallet, thumbed through the bills, came up empty. “All I’ve got is fifties,” he said. “You got any small bills, Rabbi?”