Tod Goldberg - Gangsterland

Rabbi Kales stepped away from the podium and motioned for David to take his place. They’d practiced this moment earlier in the morning; Rabbi Kales told him to simply thank everyone, tell them how happy he was to be in Las Vegas and how he hoped to be of service to the temple, and then get the hell off the stage.

It sounded simple enough, yet when he stepped behind the podium and looked out at the playground filled with Jewish children, smelled the cooking food, heard the polite applause from the adults, and saw Bennie Savone with his arm around his wife, his wife whose father was the rabbi, his wife whose father the rabbi had done something depraved enough that he was now in bed with a gangster who was going to build an empire on corpses, in a way no other Mafia boss ever had, and had selected David to be his guy, had seen enough in him that he was going to let him be responsible for the growth and the prosperity of not just his criminal plan but, it seemed, also his noncriminal plans to grow a temple Las Vegas. . well, he felt a huge surge of pride.

All this time waiting for something big to happen. All the years he told Jennifer that they were going west to get beyond that Chicago shit. All the ways he’d wondered if he’d ever see fifty, or if he’d be thrown off a building. All the nights he’d driven back across the Illinois state line in a stolen car, ten grand in his pocket from a freelance job so they could get the transmission fixed, get a stove that didn’t leak, help Jennifer’s dad pay his medical bills after he got his hip replaced, or just to get them through the slow time during the coldest, frozen months of winter.

All that. . and here he was, he’d done it, he’d made it. Now all he had to do was bide his time, do what Bennie asked, listen to Rabbi Kales, make all the right moves. And when the time was right, he’d be done with all this tsoris , he’d have money in the bank, and then, then, he’d go get Jennifer and William. Maybe it wouldn’t be only a year or two. Maybe it would be more like five or seven. And that would be fine. The Jews had wandered the desert for forty years. He could do five standing on his head.

David opened his mouth slightly at first, to make sure he wouldn’t wretch, found Rachel in the audience, realized what he was looking for wasn’t even her, wasn’t any friendly face in particular, more like the idea of a friendly face, because he knew at some point in his life he was going to disappoint Rachel, would probably leave her a widow, because that’s how the game always ended for people like Bennie, and then he leaned into the microphone and said, “Shalom.”

That afternoon, after David helped the teenagers wrangle the last of the sugar-addled kids off the playground and break down the tents and deflate the dreidel, he walked across the street to the funeral home, where he found Bennie pacing out front.

“You have a good time today, Rabbi?” Bennie asked. He was still on the phone, so he covered the receiver with his hand.

“It was fine.”

“Looked like you were going to puke for a minute there.”

“I don’t like public speaking,” David said.

“You want me to get you some Valium? Maybe another steak?”

“I’ll make it work.”

Bennie put a hand up to indicate he was back on the phone. “Here’s the deal,” Bennie said, “you tell Danny to get out of town, I don’t care where he goes. Let this shit blow over, and then we’ll deal with it after the holidays. Last thing I want is to get subpoenaed on Christmas Eve, because that’s how they’d do it, right? Okay.” Bennie closed his phone and slipped it into his pocket, then gave a snort. “You know what’s unsatisfying? You can’t hang up on anyone anymore. You can’t slam the phone down. I just get to flip it closed. Used to be you could get some aggression out on a phone, not anymore. Now I just get to stand here and be pissed off.”

“You got a problem?”

Bennie eyed David curiously. “You want to know?”

“Doesn’t matter one way or another,” David said.

“So you’re my consigliere now?”

“That’s a bullshit word,” David said.

“Yeah,” Bennie said, “I always thought so, too. I blame Coppola for that stupidity.” He rubbed that spot on his neck absently. “I’d kill someone for a cigarette right now.”

“Easier just to have a cigarette and leave the killing to someone else.”

“Can’t,” Bennie said. He pointed to his scar. “See that? Thyroid cancer. Seven years clean of the bug. Not gonna start inhaling cancer just to feel better about myself. Nearly died from that shit. Probably will die from it at some point. Cancer’s the one thing more efficient than you ever were.” He rubbed the scar again. “Some shit went down last night at the club. Guy gets his hands all over one of the girls on the floor, so the bouncers tell him to knock it off or go to the VIP room. The guy tells one of our bouncers to go fuck himself, and so they dragged him out back and stomped the shit out of him.”

“That who I’m burying?” David asked.

“No,” Bennie said. “He’s over at Sunrise Hospital. Paralyzed from the neck down, apparently bit off his own tongue, lost an eye. They tossed him in a Dumpster when they were done with him, didn’t realize he still had some buddies inside.”

“That’s stupid,” David said.

“No, what’s stupid is that it’s all on camera,” Bennie said. “Pawn shop next door records everything. Only legit pawn shop in the fucking world and it’s next to my club.”

“The bouncers are your guys?”

“Yeah.”

“Were you there?”

“Yes and no,” Bennie said. “If my wife asks, yes. If someone else asks, no.”

“Were you doing something illegal?”

“No,” Bennie said. “This new dancer, Sierra, she wanted to suck my dick, I wasn’t gonna deny her.” He actually looked remorseful for a moment. “Rachel’s been sick for almost a year.”

“You trust this Sierra?”

“I don’t even know her real name,” Bennie said.

“You should give them up,” David said.

Bennie considered this. “Gang enhancement, they could get twenty on this,” he said.

“They get twenty, you might get life if they decide to really probe; which sounds better to you?” David said. “Unless they’re the type who’d flip, get them a decent lawyer, maybe he gets a plea and they get five years, out in three on good behavior.”

“These aren’t good-behavior guys,” Bennie said. David could see the wheels turning in Bennie’s head, however, the idea taking root. “That how you do it in Chicago?”

“We don’t get caught in Chicago.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure of that.” He checked his watch. “Jesus, I gotta get to the mall before sundown to pick up presents for the girls. This eight nights of presents thing is a real slog. I’ve been trying to convince Rachel we should just light the candles and sing the Neil Diamond songs for eight days and give out presents on Christmas. She’s not hearing it. We’ve got a tree. That’s her one concession. When I was a kid, my dad used to climb up on the roof on Christmas Eve and would leave a bunch of reindeer prints in the snow, throw some glitter down the chimney.” He paused, lost in the memory. “What about you?”

“My dad was dead by the time I was ten,” David said. “I don’t really remember much before that.”

“How did he go?”

“Straight off the IBM Building.”

“The IBM Building? Like off the top?”

“It was still being built,” David said. “They tossed him out a window on the thirty-second floor.”

“Chicago does its business, I’ll say that,” Bennie said. A minivan pulled down the street, and Bennie waved at the driver, motioned for him to pull over, which he did, directly in front of the funeral home. The doors slid open, and six old men stepped slowly out onto the sidewalk. Two of them had walkers, the rest of them should have; David thought that if they were under eighty years old, he’d eat his shoe. Bennie shook each man’s hand warmly, others he also hugged, one he actually kissed on the cheek. A bunch of old thugs, David realized, their gangster suits and tommy guns traded in for Sansabelt pants and oxygen tanks.