Kristopher Jansma - The Unchangeable Spots of Leopards

“Why?” I asked Bethany, finally. “Why would he hire you to be his fake wife ?”

Bethany shrugged, the desert sunlight glancing off her bare shoulders as she eased back against the headrest falling under the grips of whatever medicine she’d found in the bag. “I just do what I’m paid for. You’d have to ask Julian.”

I considered this, but then I noticed my roommate, having removed all his clothing, running through the bramble and dust. Golden-hued in the noon sun, he flew with arms wide and fingers stretched wider, like Icarus.

The best thing to do — usually — was to let him play these things out. Who was I to tell a genius it was time to put his clothes back on?

“You tell me a secret now,” Bethany giggled, sliding over toward me and laying her head down on my shoulder as I looked at my watch. We had time.

“I’m going to ruin the wedding,” I said. “I’m in love with the bride and I’m going to tell her not to go through with it.”

Bethany cackled madly, as if this were the funniest thing she’d ever heard. Then she kissed me, deeply, and I felt her climbing on top of me, blocking out the warmth of the desert sun. Julian was still off howling in the distance. “That’s so romantic,” she breathed in my ear, as her hands searched downward. I could have stopped her but I didn’t. A hundred miles away, Dr. Avinash Singh would be promising Mr. Demont to secure eternal dharma, artha , and kama for his daughter. And Mr. Demont would be pouring sacred water as a symbol of his acceptance of the arrangements. Then he and his first former wife would place a conch shell in Evelyn’s hands, filled with gold and fruit and flowers, completing the ritual of Kanyadaan and granting their permission for the wedding to proceed.

We arrived three hours later — not exactly on time, but by no means too late.

• • •

I’d heard that the Grand Canyon is the only thing in the world that lives up to the hype when you finally see it. While I can’t speak to the hype of everything else in this world, I can confirm that the Grand Canyon does, indeed, live up to its own. Sheer walls fell down and down for miles, changing from blood-dusty reds to golden sandstone and back again. At the very bottom was an acid snake of green and black, river water running lazily in places, as still as glass, and in others it roared and rampaged in frothy rapids. For the first time I half understood Avinash’s hesitance to stray very far from it. No one inch of it was like the inch above it, or below, and there were more inches of it than any of us could ever see in ten lifetimes.

The wedding ceremony was to take place on Grandview Point, on the traditional mandap , a prominent raised stage covered in flowers, which contains the Agni —the Sacred Fire. Around this dais, to allow guests some shelter from the heat, were two rows of white tents, the dry wind blowing them all a little westerly. Here the aristocracies of both Manhattan and Mumbai were gathered, the women in gowns that could walk a red carpet and saris and veils woven of gold and the threads of Bombay’s finest silkworms; the men wore Armani tuxedos and sherwanis and ornate, flower-covered turbans. The air surrounding the bar was thick with jasmine and Chanel No. 5. Our landing party quickly appropriated glasses of Scotch and moved over to dutifully admire the chasm. Far off from the proceedings was an incongruous elephant, finished with its journey and resting happily under a shade. And even the elephant looked pathetically small, with the canyon behind it.

“Oh, I do not like this one bit,” said Julian loudly, of the canyon. He had been successfully cleaned up and re-dressed at eighty-five miles per hour by the industrious Bethany.

“Makes one feel rather small, eh?” chuckled a bald-headed guest with the distinctive look of a doctor.

“Yes, it does make one,” Julian agreed. “And when one doesn’t prefer to feel as small as one does, it is certainly time one does something about it.”

He raised a pill bottle directly to his lips and tossed back an unknown quantity of its contents into his mouth. The balding doctor looked somewhat alarmed as Julian passed the orange plastic cylinder to Bethany, who daintily tapped two out into her palm.

“Vertigo,” I explained to the bald man. “Crippling cases. The both of them.”

The man rejoined the crowd, mumbling something about being off duty. Soon people were giving the three of us a bit of a wider berth. I knew Julian well enough to know that he did this, at least somewhat, by design. He seemed at peace, however, there beside the empty chasm.

Not only was the canyon more beautiful than anything I could ever hope to produce — and so big that it defied comprehension — but it was also literally as old as the very life on Earth. The rocks at the top were an unimaginable 230 million years old, and the ones at the bottom were more than 2 billion years old. And it had endured. It had endured because it was nothing. Because it was only an abscess. An absence. A void that patiently expanded and that nothing could ever fill.

I watched Julian watching the canyon. I wondered what he was thinking about it. What else did he see that I could not see? What more did it mean to him that I would never understand?

“Julian McGann!” called someone from the crowd. “Didn’t think I’d see you here!” A trim boy with owlish glasses emerged, and I was sure he was a classmate from the prep school where Julian and Evelyn had done their time together.

“Charles!” Julian said in the high pitch I knew he used when he was, in fact, cursing the very gods for this surprise. “May I introduce my wife, Bethany?”

Charles nearly fell over at this announcement, which I imagined was just the sort of reaction that Julian had been hoping for, especially with so many old schoolmates bound to be there — and with so many, like Charles, I imagined, who had been with Julian in many a darkened broom closet. Was this why he’d planned the whole Bethany deception?

In that moment, I felt a rare kind of pity: the sort that comes only when you feel it for the person of whom you are the most envious.

While Julian was distracted, I tailed a bridesmaid in an ornate mulberry sari back to a wide white tent, where I’d hoped to find Evelyn. I didn’t know just what I’d say to her, but I had decided not to overthink it. For years now we’d danced in circles. She’d let me lead for a while and then I’d let her. But now we were at the end of it. She didn’t love this geologist . I’d seen it in her eyes on six of the seven preceding nights. Probably she was expecting me to stand up during the ceremony and object in some dramatic fashion — and I would —if she wanted that particular drama to unfold. But wouldn’t it be kinder, and ultimately less tiring for each of us, just to slip away before things got going? If we did it now, the assembled Singhs could all be back in Vegas in time for dinner and a Tom Jones show.

There were far too many mothers and bridesmaids and junior wedding planners circling the main entrance to the tent, so I worked my way around to the back, where I gently untied a flap in the tent fabric and peered inside.

Evelyn sat alone on a white-padded stool, staring into a mirror, putting makeup on with a gentle touch. She was more stunning than I’d ever seen her before — more radiant than the desert sunlight, more magnificent than the canyon beneath it. Every few seconds, she looked down at a photograph in her left hand — a picture of an Indian woman in traditional bridal makeup. I’d been to many of her shows but I’d never gone backstage to her tiny dressing rooms. I’d never seen her do this before.