Jewel Ann - Idle Bloom

“What the hell has gotten into you today?” Chance asks. “You’ve been working circles around me and still have energy to burn.”

“I always work circles around you.” I chuckle.

“Maybe, but not like this. Are you taking something? Should I be worried? Should I be taking it too?”

“I had a good weekend, that’s all.”

“Good, as in your favorite scotch was on sale or good as in good company?” Chance leans on the handle of his shovel stuck in the ground while I continue to work those circles around him.

“I met one of my neighbors and we went for ice cream.”

“A female neighbor?”

I laugh. “Yes, I believe she is of that gender.”

“Well, shit, Oliver, is she hot?”

“How about is she nice, fun, what does she do? Not, is she hot?”

“You’re right, how could I be so insensitive. Is she nice looking? Fun in bed? What does she do in bed?”

“I think this conversation has expired and so have I for the day.” I toss the tools in the back of the truck and grab my water bottle.

“Okay, fine. Just tell me if I would like her?” Chance removes his gloves and wipes his brow.

“You do realize that doesn’t take much. In fact, as I recall, two breasts and a vagina are usually the only mandatory requirements. Except if you’ve had too much to drink, in which case a transvestite with a padded bra can turn your head or heads as well.”

“Fuck you!” He makes an attempt to look offended, but it’s a futile one.

Even Chance can’t spoil my giddy mood today, so I go ahead and get in a good laugh. “Sorry, man, I couldn’t resist. The answer to your question is yes. Something tells me you would undoubtedly like her.”

I’m not trying to hide the truth, but rather I’m trying to protect my fragile and undefined relationship with Vivian for a little bit longer.

“When do I get to meet her?”

We both get in the truck. “I’ll reveal her if and when the time is right.”

“Reveal? What the hell does that mean? Damn, Oliver, is she under age?”

“Yep, you got me. Figured I’d add statutory rape to the Konrad family rap sheet.”

Fuck! I can’t believe I just said that.

“Oliver––”

“Don’t, please, just forget I said that. Okay? Just … don’t.”

Chance nods and we ride the rest of the way in silence.

We haven’t exchanged numbers so I can’t call her, but since I’m dying to see her, a knock on the door feels perfectly appropriate.

“Just a minute.” I hear her muffled voice. “Oh God, what are you doing here?” she calls from the other side of the door. I assume she’s looking through the peephole.

“Well, if I were God my answer would be, ‘I’m here because I’m everywhere, my dear child,’ but since I’m not actually God, then I’m going to go with I’m here to see your lovely face.” I smile big in front of the peephole.

“Ugh!” She moans. “Can you just say you’re here to see me?”

“O–kay. I’m here to see you.”

The door cracks open and I see a curtain of black hair covering her face as she looks down. “See me? Now can you come back next week?”

“Vivian, what’s the—” I brush her hair away from her face. I’ve seen enough in my life that very little shocks me. The downside is my mind has an endless stock of images to use when my brain decides to conjure up a good nightmare. The upside is I have unwavering control over my reactions to certain things, Vivian’s face for example. It’s bright red, puffy, and raw in several places. It looks like she found a hole in the ozone layer and stood under it too long. However, I know from a few legal cases I helped with in school, that she probably had a chemical peel today.

“I thought we could get some Indian food tonight. We could go out or order in, doesn’t matter to me.” I find a comfortable neutral with my look.

“Are you blind?”

My brow tenses. “No, I’ve never even needed glasses.”

She points to her face. “This. Is this the lovely face you came to see?” The tone to her voice doesn’t say anger, it’s more incredulity.

“Yes, it is.”

She shakes her head. “I don’t know what your game is but whatever. Alex will be home soon so we can eat at your place. Apparently you don’t see why, but I’d prefer to stay in tonight.”

“Whatever you’d like.”

Vivian

Growing up with little money makes me a sucker for a good deal. Intending to own my own company someday makes me a stickler for a real deal. LivingSocial has some genuine deals if one does their research. I did mine and found a reputable place to get a chemical peel for half off. Alex has had several over the past few years, but she thought, given my history, it was odd that I wanted to try one. I did and now I’m dealing with the “minor” redness and swelling, and it’s because of my history that I am an expert on it and it is, relatively speaking, minor.

Oliver, however, should not see my face as minor. He should have run across the street and locked his door behind him. I look like the villain in some superhero movie. Instead, he didn’t so much as flinch when he brushed my hair back. Now after dinner and dessert, we’re lounging on his deck which overlooks a vibrant colorful community garden, and he still hasn’t mentioned my face. I can’t even detect his eyes wandering from mine to inspect the hot spots that will take longer to heal.

“Chance thinks we might get the bid on part of the campus beautification. It would be a great job for us and some hefty sales for The Green Pot as––”

“Enough! I can’t do this anymore.”

His head jerks back.

“Say something, anything, but stop looking at me like you don’t notice my face!”

Oliver’s lips slide into an easy smile. He sits up and holds out his hand. I look at it waiting for him to say something, but he doesn’t. Sighing, I take it. He pulls me over to him and I straddle his lap like I did the other night.

Brushing my hair back, he finally takes an obvious look at my whole face. “I notice everything about you, but I only see the things that matter.”

What. The. Hell?

He has no idea what those words mean to me, there’s no way he could. There’s also no way I can hold back the tears that fill my eyes.

“Hey, no, don’t cry.”

I wipe away the tears. “Sorry, it’s just … sometimes ordinary words have such extraordinary meaning. You know what I mean?”

With gentle hands he cups my head and pulls me into his body, pressing a soft kiss into my hair. “I think I do.”

I sit up and relinquish an I-should-know-better smile. “I got a chemical peel. I know it looks like something went horribly wrong, but it’s supposed to be like this. By next week I’ll have the most radiant skin you’ve ever seen.”

“Well you didn’t need the peel for that, but whatever floats your boat.”

I nod, contemplating asking the question that has been dancing in my head all day. “What ‘floats your boat?’”

Oliver traces his finger along my collar bone then dips it down to brush the exposed swell of my breasts, sending familiar jolts through my body in the most intimate places. “As of lately … you.”

I watch his finger, mesmerized by how it makes me feel, threatening to distract my thoughts. “Not sexy waitresses bringing you cold drinks while you’re working?”

He stills, meeting my gaze. “No.” He smirks. “It’s impossible to float a boat in a puddle when it’s already set sail in the ocean.” He presses the pad of his finger to the underside of my chin and tilts my head back.