Lauren Holmes - Barbara the Slut and Other People

The librarian took off her headphones but didn’t stand up. “What is going on here?” she said.

“Nothing.” Lacey smiled at her. She patted me on the head. “See you later, Barbara.”

“I need help.” I grabbed my bag and ran toward the desk.

“Pussy,” said Melissa.

When I got to the desk the librarian looked at me and I turned to see the three of them leaving.

“It’s okay,” I said. “I’ll look for the book myself. If I can’t find it I’ll come back.”

“Okay,” said the librarian and put her headphones back on.

I went back to the stacks but two kids were making out on a step stool. No one was in the library classroom so I went in and lay down under one of the tables and looked at the wads of gum. I couldn’t stop shaking.

When the bell rang I got out from under the table and took my sweatshirt off. I looked into my shirt and my boobs looked okay. I put the sweatshirt in my locker and went to chemistry and then AP Calculus. Mr. Monahan was really excited about Princeton and gave me a hug. It made my throat tighten and I had to pull away from him. After calculus I got my bag and my sweatshirt out of my locker and went outside.

In the parking lot I heard a car accelerating behind me and something heavy hit me in the back of the leg. A Diet Coke can rolled away. The car sped past me and a girl leaned out the window and yelled, “Go kill yourself, slut!” It was Amber Battaglia, and the car looked like the CR-V that Jesse Spence got over Thanksgiving, and as it drove away I tried to remember if Amber and Jesse knew each other or not.

My leg was throbbing when I got to my car. I got in, locked the doors, and tried to get the key into the ignition but it took me a minute. I drove home slowly because I was worried that if I drove fast I would get in an accident. I thought about what it would feel like right before, and how quickly it could be over. No one would put a cross with flowers next to the accident site because my parents would think it was trashy, and no one at school would do that for me. George would do it if he knew I wanted him to, but he wouldn’t know I wanted him to.

When I got home I didn’t want to go inside, so I started the car again and drove back to school. My heart was still beating too fast when I got there. I felt panicked that they weren’t going to let George go because it wasn’t five o’clock, but they did because I told them that our pretend dog Lemma was dying and George had to come say good-bye. George looked happy to see me until I pulled him into a hug and whispered, “Start crying right now.”

Since George was the smartest kid in the world, he started sniffling.

When we got outside he said, “Can I watch a movie with you tonight?”

I thought about taking him to a movie right then but I was scared to be in a dark theater. “Yeah,” I said. “We can watch a movie tonight.”

“Where are we going?” said George. “This isn’t the way to go home.”

I had been planning on driving around, but he wasn’t going to go for it.

“We’re going to get ice cream,” I said. I turned around again.

“Ice cream is for the summer not the winter,” George said.

When we got to Friendly’s he reconsidered and ordered a Jim Dandy with scoops of strawberry, chocolate, black raspberry, mint chocolate chip, and Vienna mocha chunk. I didn’t have a good feeling about it, but when it came in a huge wineglass-shaped dish, it was the perfect sundae. We ate half of it and then I sent George out to the car with my keys and he came back with his backpack and my book for current events. I read and George did his sudoku book, and when the sundae melted we took sips of it.

We left Friendly’s at five and we got home at the same time as our mom. I didn’t think my parents would be there because it was their date night, but my mom said they were going to a nice restaurant and she wanted to put on a dress.

I went to my room to put my stuff down and got into bed. I felt sick from the sundae. My mom came in to tell me she was leaving. She was wearing a black sweater dress and a turquoise necklace and I wondered if I was going to be beautiful like her when I was somebody’s mom.

“Are you okay, honey?” she said.

“Yeah,” I said. “I ate too much ice cream.”

“It was sweet of you to pick George up early,” she said. “Were your teachers excited?”

“Yeah,” I said.

My mom kissed my hair and left.

Now that I was in bed and I wasn’t shaking and my heart wasn’t beating in my ears and I wasn’t distracted by George, I was mad. Roger Fucking Vasquez, I wanted to kill him. I got out of bed and looked him up in the phone book.

I dialed his number and got his mom.

“Hi, may I please speak to Roger?” I said.

“Sure, just a minute,” she said. I heard the phone hit a table or something, and she called, “Roger, it’s a girl!”

“Hello?” said Roger.

“It’s Barbara,” I said. “If you ever call me a slut again, I’ll tell everyone at school you couldn’t keep it up when we fucked. Okay?”

He didn’t say anything but I could hear him breathing.

“And I heard you need a baseball scholarship because you’re so dumb, and you probably wouldn’t want me to call your recruiters and tell them that you do steroids and you’re suffering from testicular atrophy.”

More breathing.

“I’m sure you don’t know what that means, but it’s when your balls deflate.”

I hung up because it didn’t seem like Roger had anything to add. I didn’t think threatening Roger was going to make things better with Lacey or Melissa or anyone else, but I did think he was going to make the right choice.

Next I looked up Jesse Spence’s address and went downstairs.

“We have to go out for a minute,” I told George.

“You said we were going to watch a movie.”

“We will when we get back.”

In the car George announced that it had been one minute.

“A minute means a lot of minutes,” I said.

“No it doesn’t, it means one minute.”

“Okay, well, we’re going out for a lot of minutes.” I pushed the tape into the deck and “Tiny Dancer” came back on. George sang along, and I felt my forehead relax. When we got to Jesse’s house the CR-V was in the driveway. I told George to stay in the car.

“Have a good time,” he said.

I squeezed his knee. I didn’t know what I was going to do without that kid.

I got out and walked across the lawn. It was a cold, clear night.

I knocked. I hoped Jesse’s parents were out dieting or something.

Jesse answered the door after a minute and looked surprised.

“Listen, I’m sorry about Amber throwing that soda at you,” he said, almost whispering. “I didn’t know she was going to do that.”

“Uh,” I said.

“Okay,” he said, “have a good night.”

I put my hand on the door. He looked up the stairs behind him, and then back at me.

“Do you want to hang out again sometime?” I said. “I’ll break the rule.”

“What rule?” he said.

“I don’t sleep with people more than once,” I said.

“Jesus, Barbara.” He stared at me and I stared back. “Do you ever wonder why people call you names?”

“No,” I said. I started to shiver.

“I don’t want to sleep with you again,” he said. “I wish I knew about the rule before.”

“Well,” I said. “Sorry.” I heard a door open upstairs.

“You should go,” he said. “I hope your leg is okay.”

“I didn’t sleep with Roger,” I said.

He opened his mouth but nothing came out.

I walked back across the lawn.

By the time I got to the car I was really cold.

George took my hand and rubbed it between his.