Don Lee - The Collective

I came out of the bathroom with a towel around my waist. Jessica stood waiting for me in her ratty white silk robe. “Why are you in that?” I asked.

“You might need some inspiration,” she said.

“This is getting too kinky for me,” I told her. “You said it’d be almost clinical. Can’t I just do it myself?”

“It’s very complicated stuff.”

“You could shout instructions to me like just now.”

“Just come in my room. It’ll be over in ten minutes.”

There was plastic sheeting spread over the floor. Jessica had fashioned a work table with a piece of plywood and two sawhorses, and on it was a small combo TV/VCR, a bunch of disposable containers and stirrers, scissors, a kitchen timer, duct tape, measuring cups, and a glass bowl with water in it. On her bed were some porn magazines ( Barely Legal, Stuffed, Asian Climax ) and porn videos ( Doin’ the Ritz, New Wave Hookers 5, Fresh Meat 4 ). Scattered underneath the table were various boxes that were labeled Casting Willy, Create-a-Mate, Clone-a-Willy, Clone-a-Pussy.

“You’re going to use one of those kits?” I asked.

“No, I experimented with them, but I figured out a better way to do it,” Jessica said. “Okay, let me see.”

Reluctantly, I undid my towel, and she cranked a gooseneck lamp into position for an up-close-and-personal appraisal, getting on her knees to stare at my genitals. “Not bad, not bad,” she said. She lifted my cock to look at the underside, and I became half aroused. “But you missed a few spots.” She grabbed a razor and pulled on the stray pubes for a dry shave — no oil or cream.

“Hey, careful!” I said.

“Don’t worry,” she said, shifting and twisting my penis and testes this way and that for a thorough inspection. “You know, you have a very nice penis.”

“Thanks,” I said. What else could I say?

She plugged in an immersion coil — one of those cheap contraptions to heat up a cup of coffee — and stuck it into the water in the glass bowl. She held up the magazines and videos. “Any preference?”

“No.”

She popped New Wave Hookers 5 into the VCR. “You want a magazine, too? This is a two-part operation. I have to do a fitting first, so I need you to get fully erect for just a minute, then you can relax for a while. Feel free to beat off. Don’t mind me.”

“This is impossible,” I said. “I can’t get a hard-on at will.”

“No? You had no problem the night you walked in on me in the bathroom.” She sighed and took off her robe, under which she was nude, and waited for further developments. “Okay, that seemed to do the trick.”

In spite of her recent weight loss, her body verging on gaunt, no longer hard-yogaed, Jessica remained incontrovertibly attractive to me.

She shot close-ups of my penis with a macro lens and a flash from every angle.

“You’re going to give me all the prints and negatives when you’re done, right?” I asked.

“I’m not shooting your face. Who’s going to be able to tell it’s your penis? I hate to disillusion you, but all penises look pretty much alike.”

“Is that a yes or a no on the prints and negs?”

“Yes.”

“No one will ever know?” I asked. “You’ll never tell anyone?”

“I already promised.” She took what appeared to be a clear plastic report cover and rolled it into a tube. “Is this fully erect for you, or do you still have a ways more to go?”

“This is essentially it,” I said, betraying some deflation of ego.

“That wasn’t a value judgment. I was just asking. You’re pretty big.”

She manipulated the tube, enfolding my erection and balls. “How big?” I asked.

“Oh, come on.”

“Bigger than Joshua?”

“I’m not falling for this.”

“Bigger than Loki?”

“This is exactly what my installation’s going to be about, these kinds of insecurities.” She cinched the width of the cylinder with duct tape, marked it up with a Sharpie, and removed the tube.

Over the table, she cut the tube with scissors, snipping curves on the bottom end and a triangle on the top end. She then capped the upper opening with a section of rubber and tape and checked the fit on me. The tube slotted over the shaft of my penis and had a flap that went under my scrotum and between my legs. She made a couple of more cuts on the tube, measured the temperature of the water in the bowl with an oven thermometer, unplugged the immersion coil, and turned around.

“We’re flagging a little,” she said, looking at my wilting erection. “Once I mix this stuff, we have to go really quickly, and I’m going to need you to be absolutely still and maintain a full erection for at least four minutes.” She inserted another video, Fresh Meat 4 , into the VCR and laid the Asian Climax magazine open on the table. “Do you think you can do that?”

“I’m not sure.”

She walked over and began fondling me.

I put my hands on the small of Jessica’s back and drew her to me and tried to kiss her.

“No,” she said. “This isn’t sexual.”

“How’s it not sexual? Everything about this is sexual.”

“I can’t have sex with you. I can’t go into those emotions.” She squatted down and took me in her mouth.

“Jesus,” I said. “Jessica.”

She worked her head back and forth, her tongue stud rubbing the underside of my penis.

“Maybe Bill Clinton wouldn’t define this as having sexual relations, but I do.” I should have been elated — fulfilling multiple fantasies I’d entertained for years — but it didn’t seem right, or really even erotic. It felt, as Jessica had posited, clinical.

She said nothing, concentrating on the task at hand.

“Did you do this with Joshua?”

“No,” she said, taking a breath.

Once I was rigid, she applied a rubber cock ring around the base of my penis, behind my testicles, cutting off the circulation and making me harder.

“Is that too tight?” she asked.

“Where’d you get this? How the hell do you know about these things?”

She snapped on a pair of vinyl gloves and mixed alginate powder with the water, which was precisely at ninety-eight degrees, in a disposable tub. The alginate, she told me, was usually used by dentists to make impressions of teeth.

“Did you give Joshua a hand job?”

“No,” she said, stirring robustly. “He didn’t need any encouragement.”

“Were you naked with him?”

“No,” she said.

“Have you ever fucked Joshua?”

“For God’s sake, no , all right? I’ve never jacked him off or kissed him or done anything with him,” she said. “What is this thing you have with Joshua?”

She had me hold the tube around my penis with both hands while she poured the pink alginate into the triangular hole she had clipped. The mixture was soft, wet, warm. It oozed down the tube, enveloping my cock, and pooled around my balls, then seeped between my legs and down my thighs and dripped onto the plastic sheeting on the floor in clots.

“Can you move around a little?” Jessica asked. “Just a little. Like you’re doing a shimmy. But keep the tube in place. I want to get rid of any air pockets. Otherwise we’ll have to do this again.”

She pulled out a woman’s vibrator from a drawer and turned it on, and I felt a wave of momentary panic, thinking she had nefarious intentions for it, like lodging it into my anus to create an internal shimmy, or purely to attach an evil, twisted subtext to the whole endeavor in the name of art. But she simply held it against the tube in various spots, letting it clatter, plastic to plastic, to rid the alginate of microscopic bubbles. She set the kitchen timer for three minutes. “You’re not losing your erection, are you?” she asked. “Is there something you want me to do?”