Bruce Wagner - Dead Stars

Evidently James Franco apparently (supposedly) owned or once-owned a few of Jacquie’s pics. It was embarrassing to be standing there with James Franco when he probably knew what her naked body looked like when she was 8 or 10 or 12, maybe he even refreshed himself with ipad images on his way to the event, maybe the image was warmscreening in his pocket right while he was talking to them. Or while Jacquie was talking to him , because James wasn’t really saying much. Maybe at home he had that famous pic of Reeyonna née Jerilynn standing in a swamp in Lafayette-St Martinville, the one that almost had her up on a porn charge, the one with her holding a toy gun next to her pee-hole while some anonymous 3-year-old tyke cupid-dick arc-pisses in the artily unfocussed b.g. Whenever Jacquie took particularly risqué pix she made sure to do them in silver gelatin or platinum/palladium or some such other obsolete pricey process/technique to dignify&justify&signify her shit. So fucking pretentious sick. While the World’s Biggest Loser climbed up James Franco’s asshole, Reeyonna stuffed embarrassment by imagining herself sucking on his cock, then him lifting her by the armpits to do with her what he will. She pictured him going over his lines or writing a pome or the chapter of a novel while he fucked her up the ass, her other holes filled by Andrew Garfield & T Lautner, & Taylor Swift/Rooney Mara sucking on her tits too——————— ;D <3 lol

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Tonight’s event’s whoever-famous was called Steve Martin, who she mos def did not want to fuck, suck or be sashagrey’d by. Jacquie said he was a famous comedian who played the banjo and used to work at Disneyland. Whatever! Oh: then she said he hosted SNL a lot, like maybe “I think he’s hosted the most after Alec Baldwin,” so Biggest Loser now ask me if I give a shit. But when her mom said Steve Martin sold a painting for 28 million dollars, one single painting by someone not Picasso who Reeyonna totally never heard of, that got her attention. For like 10 seconds. It made her think of the Hollywood’s Richest Teens article she read in People about Miranda Cosgrove’s multi-mill$$$$$ contract with Neutrogena/Justin Bieber’s fragrance selling $3 mill in 3 weeks/Taylor L splurging on a 300K Mercedes-Benz ALS AMG Roadster.

Just before the event started, she excused herself to the bathroom to text & swallow 4 Percs and a 100 mills of adderall, washed down with a coke zero minican she always traveled with in her purse — the only way Ree was going to get through it. She went back to her seat and not-texted, letting her mind drift—————. . . . . ….

. . . . . . . . . . the same pic of Whitney Port was in all the weeklies, lounging by a pool with her rockin body at a hotel in Hawaii. Ree wished she had Whitney’s rockin hardbody, not Audrina’s, even though Audrina’s body was awesome, but Audrina had issues , and maybe a mom more horrible than even Jacquie (not quite). She had implants then had them taken out, a lot of stars did that, even Brittany from Glee , they put them in then have infections or whatever then take them out , only the smart ones like Natalie never think of it, they have too much class, or like Drew, Drew had to have a reduction because she was so stacked that she used to get backaches & whatever. But you never really believe Audrina, Audrina might say she took them out when they were really still in . Reeyonna drifted, wishing she had Whitney Port’s face and body, even tho Whitney was kind of over . . . . Audrina was definitely over. No———better to have a face like Blake Lively or Scarlett or Mila. . . . . . . or a face/body like the Olivias: Olivia Palermo, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Olivia the pig… LMFAO — I love Olivia the pig! At home she’d trip out smoking the Blue Ivy weed that Rikki got her, googling celebrity baby olivia? to see who was having or already had Olivia babies, it was like everyone , like the Scarface guy Al Pacino, and Kirk Cameron & Chelsea Noble, the Borat guy & Isla — no wait! Is she called Olive ? — & Justine Bateman (<3!!!), Lori Loughlin, James V Der Beek, Ben Stiller, (& Denzel & Kelsey Grammer). . . oh shit , she could never name her daughter Olivia which was so sad because she loved Olivia, tho maybe it didn’t really even matter———————the audience was laughing and she heard the faraway drone of Mr. Steve Martin as her head slopped & slurped around in the methoxycodone mishmash, flitting and drifting to the porn Rikki made her watch then pretending she was a judge on The Voice then just TV overall in general, warm dreamy pillworld backwash. Her BFFs were still totally into MacMainlining whole seasons, they had this rule where they only watched by the season, big clumps on the free tv sites, they were obsessed with that rad motocross chick Lisa Kelly on Ice Road Truckers , she was awesome! no one cared about The New Girl or Glee or Idol but they still liked The Voice and the Kardashians & sometimes watched 2½ Men because they wanted to so bad fuck&suck Ashton. . you watched different shows on different drugs, the drugs were your clicker. Rikki watched old Dexters & Walking Deads & weird Netflix DVD docs and made her watch when she didn’t want to which was tight as long as they kushed, which they always did anyway before sex or after and even during, she was actually really trying not to smoke, even tho her BFFs said she had it wrong, she could smoke 4ever but stop the roxys & addies til after the baby. 2 fucking hard!!! When Rikki made her watch porn of course they smoked & usually started out with those crazy docs, making girls watch lame scary gross stuff on the internet or wherever was such a guy thing, she didn’t even know how he found this shit, some were kind of interesting but some there was no way she could even , like the site with different drunk women being raped & it looked like killed , Rikki said it was fake but there was no way! or the one with movies spectators took on their iPhones after car crashes before the ambulance got there, poor little kids laying in the road their bodies all bent in the craziest sickeningest ways, people crying and screaming and barfing. He showed her one about a city in China that had this tradition that when a guy died & he was single, his parents would go out and find a woman who was dead to be his bride. They’d dig up her body and bury the two together so they could be a married couple in the afterlife! It was like a really gross, really sad version of The Bachelor . The doc said the dead guys needed to be at least 12 to be eligible, it was the law that you couldn’t have a dead wife if you were like underage. Sometimes the parents of the dead girls could make money too, like if you had a daughter & she drowned or whatever, you could fish her out of the water and get money by selling the body like a dowry. So gross and so sad. If you lived in China and your wife died, now you had to worry about people digging her up and selling her like on Craigslist! OMG!!! She couldn’t remember if there was the minimum age thing with girls, probably not, because girls were so discriminated against in Asia and the rest of everywhere, in school the teacher said sometimes in India or Africa or China if the woman has a girl the husband kills the baby right then and there, just like throws it against a wall. So sick and disgusting, so ratchet and beyond! If someone tried to kill her baby (if it was a girl, or even if it wasn’t) she would so torture them forever! Whenever Reeyonna heard shit like that she was so happy and grateful to be living in America, no matter how fucked up things were like the economy. Another doc Rikki made her watch was about a British actress/model with a thing for serial killers — and well of course she lived in LA, where else would you go for your Dexter dreamdate? This girl like became obsessed with a truck driver who was in jail for killing prostitutes. They couldn’t seem to catch him so he like wound up having to walk into the police station like the guy in 7even who cut off Gwyneth’s head, he walked straight in carrying a breast in a Ziploc bag!!! — O M G —like his last kill! So gross and so sad . It said that she visited him in jail and they sang Dwight Yoakam songs through the glass, which actually does go to show there’s someone for everyone. (((;p lol))) Rikki cackled when the voice said the Brit in love with the Dexter used to model for “Herbal Grobust”——a company that made pills supposed to give you bigger tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!