I shrugged rakishly. As soon as Overton’s grandma went down for her nap, Tully produced a joint, and so Weaver and I, the squares, retreated to the gym. During a game of 21, I ripped a fingernail on his jersey and it started bleeding.
“You got some nasty nails,” Weaver said. “You should get them done.”
“What?”
He showed me his pristine cuticles. “I heard Michael Jordan gets manicures. So I started going with my mom.”
“Is it expensive?”
A couple days later his mom drove us to a salon on PCH. On the way over she kept asking where my family went to church, and if we liked it.
“I guess.”
“Well,” she said, looking at me in the rearview mirror, “maybe we could have a conversation…”
“Don’t,” said Weaver.
“Don’t don’t me,” said his mom, as we pulled into the strip mall. She turned around and smiled. “We can have a conversation, right… what’s your name again?”
“Pat,” I said.
She dropped us off and went to run errands. Weaver told me to go first. He sat down in the waiting area and flipped through a glossy fashion magazine. My manicurist was a short blond woman named Michelle. She wore tight jeans and her heels clicked on the linoleum floor. The second she touched my hand, I got an erection. She asked if I was a Michael Jordan fan, like Weaver.
“No,” I said.
“What do you mean, no?” said Weaver from across the room.
“I like John Williams,” I told Michelle, but she had already drifted out of the conversation.
“John Williams?” said Weaver.
“He played at Crenshaw,” I said. “He took LSU to the Final Four.”
“Wait, John Williams,” said Weaver, putting down his magazine. “You mean the fat dude on the Clippers?”
“Yeah,” I said, and Weaver started cracking up. Williams, as a pro, had been a total bust. After putting on a ton of weight, he became known around the league as John “Hot Plate” Williams. I thought of my other two favorite players — Len Bias, who had died of a cocaine overdose, and Pearl Washington, who had washed out of the NBA after two seasons. Why did I care more about these guys than Michael Jordan? My erection was gone.
While Weaver got his manicure, I looked through the glossies. All the fashion models looked rich and angry. I had brought ten dollars — two and a half hours at K-Mart — but when Weaver’s mom got back, she said it was her treat and invited me to dinner. I worried that she might want to have a “conversation” about the intricacies of their faith, but I was also sick of lasagna. They lived in a duplex on the bottom edge of Signal Hill. Weaver’s mom cooked hot links on a grill, tongs in one hand, cigarette in the other. At some point Weaver’s little cousin came by, wanting to play Madden. Lance was about ten or eleven. “Show Pat your chest,” said Weaver, poking his cousin.
Without hesitation, Lance peeled off his T-shirt and showed me his weird concave chest. He didn’t believe I had the same thing, so I had to show him. Lance looked confused and upset. “My mama said it would go away.”
“It will,” I said, and until this moment, I actually believed it would go away; but as soon as I said it out loud, I realized it wouldn’t. Lance was quiet all through dinner. Mrs. Weaver had to work a late shift at Kaiser, but before she left she called Weaver into the kitchen. I heard them arguing in hushed voices, and then Weaver came out, with tears in his eyes, and locked himself in his bedroom. I played Madden with Lance, who kept running up the score. I think he knew some kind of secret code, because all his players were suddenly twice as fast as mine. Later, I called my mom and she picked me up. Before I went out the front door, Weaver came out of his room and handed me a pamphlet about his church.
“You can come to services with us if you want,” he said, without zeal. “But you don’t have to.”
When I got in the minivan, my mom saw the pamphlet and freaked out.
“Those people act nice,” she said, “but they just want to get their hooks in you. They’re worse than the goddamn Mormons.”
• • •
The week before the Ventura tournament, we managed to win a couple games. Even though I played well, I kept having nightmares about Trinity. Their guys would run past me as my feet sank into the quicksand floor, and then I would wake up.
On Friday night, after closing out my register, thirty dollars short, I escorted Jessica to the bus stop. Because of the payday cash situation, K-Mart employees were always getting mugged in the parking lot, usually by disgruntled ex-employees. Our supervisors encouraged a “buddy system” when leaving the premises. As we walked down to Bellflower Boulevard, she asked me how things were going at St. Polycarp. I began telling her about all the colleges who were recruiting me, but then we passed the Cal Worthington Ford dealership.
“I want a Mustang,” she said suddenly, more to herself than me. “Black with a big-ass woofer in the trunk. Once I save enough for a down payment, I’m gonna go see Cal.”
Just as we got to the bus stop, Tully rolled up in his Chevette.
“There you are,” he said to Jessica. He was wearing a blue blazer with a light blue turtleneck. Overton, in the passenger seat, was wearing an Air Force flight suit.
“Get in,” Tully said. “We’re going on TV.”
“What the fuck?” she said, laughing.
“Wally George!” said Overton, slapping the side of the car. “Come on, Pat. You too.”
My mom was on her way to pick me up, but now all I could see was Jessica’s ass, bobbing in front of me as she climbed inside. I followed and Overton handed me a forty. Jessica seemed to know I wasn’t going to drink it. She grabbed the bottle from me and started chugging.
“Damn,” said Overton, nudging Tully. “You were right about her.”
Wally George was the host of Hot Seat, a conservative talk show on the local UHF station. A tall, cadaverous Reaganite with a platinum-blond comb-over, he interviewed pornographers, pacifists, socialists, homosexuals, dopers, punks, rappers, minorities, and all manner of human scum. His audience consisted mainly of drunken high school kids from Orange County, who were less concerned with ideological purity than with getting on TV and doing the pantomime for cunnilingus. The exception, tonight, would be Chris Pham, who, as Overton explained, was going with the sincere intention of throwing shit at Wally’s guest, a Vietnamese merchant in Garden Grove who had recently hung a Communist flag in the window of his donut shop. It made the local papers and Pham’s family had helped organize a boycott of his business.
By the time we got to Anaheim, Jessica had finished another forty, and now she and Overton were drinking a jug of Sunny Delight spiked with gin. Pham was standing in line outside the studio with a bunch of family and friends. He handed us each a button with an American flag on it and, underneath, something written in Vietnamese.
“Thanks for coming,” said Pham. “It means a lot to me.”
“I’m already fucked up,” said Overton.
The parking lot was full of giant trucks, your basic OC Panzer division. A linebacker descended from the majestic heights of his Toyota 4-Runner. He saw some of his bros getting out of another truck and they all started broing out. The linebacker looked at everyone in line and said, “Go home, you fucking gooks!”
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