Brad Watson - Miss Jane

The next summer she looked for and found another of the infamous stinkhorn mushrooms. The cap on this one was black and did indeed stink. She broke it off at the base and looked until she found a mushroom that looked vaguely, very vaguely, like the drawings Dr. Thompson had shown her of the female parts. She looked around to make sure no one had followed her, then carefully pressed the stinkhorn into the other mushroom, pushed it inside there as far as it would go, and then sat for a while, pondering. Moved it back and forth a little bit, then felt silly. Before she left the spot, she tossed the stinkhorn into some bushes where no one would see it.

Somehow all of this made her feel more alone in the world than she had up to that point. Her dog Top had gotten old, and in her distractions she’d hardly noticed it happening. But then she did, and he was obviously old. Gray-bearded, creaky. She couldn’t understand it.

“Dog ages a lot faster than a man,” her father said. “You knew that.”

“I guess I forgot,” she said.

And it wasn’t much longer before Top went away. She called to him for an hour that afternoon, all around the place and down into the woods, but he didn’t come. Nor the next morning. Her father said dogs sometimes did that, just went off to die.

“Papa. You didn’t take him off, like you did with Hound, did you?”

He looked astonished.

“Lord, no, girl. He was your dog, not mine. I wouldn’t have done that.” He looked perturbed, bothered by the question, like it was an accusation. “Unless you’d asked me to,” he added.

“I’m sorry,” she said. “I didn’t mean to say I thought you’d done that.”

She waited several days, hoping Top had just gone off on some kind of odd dog journey and would come back around. But he didn’t. Spring arrived in its first stealth, then its open leafing and blooming. She felt something change inside her, felt her old companion’s absence like a weight in her heart. She mourned him.

DURING ONE OF his periodic examinations that summer, Dr. Thompson palpated her abdomen. “Any discomfort there?” he said. No. “There?” No. Then, after pausing his hands a moment, he began palpating a little lower down. “Any discomfort here, Jane?” She said nothing, then placed her hand over the doctor’s and said, “Wait.” The doctor gently took his hand from beneath hers and stood back, removed the stethoscope tips from his ears and hung them around his neck, and looked at her for a long moment before nodding to himself and gathering his bag to leave.

“It would do you no harm should you decide to examine yourself, in privacy, of course,” he said as he was walking toward the doorway. “No harm in becoming more familiar with your own body as you grow on.” And then, without turning around, he took his leave.

After that, sometimes, during her walks in the woods, she would lie back on a bed of fallen leaves (after checking for poison ivy growing among them) and palpate herself in that place until the strange and pleasant sensation returned and a shivering rush of blood ran through her entire body and it was as if she blacked out for a long moment, and when she came to, the world was almost a surprise there all around her, and she lay tingling and warm in a way that she never had before she had this thing she could do to herself.

She didn’t do it very often. The fear that her father or mother or even a stranger might come upon her while she was blacked out like that was too alarming. It would be too embarrassing to ever recover from. And she couldn’t help but feel it must be shameful despite the doctor’s words, because it felt too good, and down there , and the lingering pleasure was always interrupted by the fear of discovery that brought her back to her senses and hurrying back to the house.

IN A LETTER to Ellis Adams in Baltimore, the doctor described the examination and again reminded him to keep his ears open and to let him know if there were any new developments that might be used to help Miss Jane Chisolm, developments that would change the current prognosis. To let him know if anyone figured out a way to work with or around the problems posed by her particular condition.

It would seem the strangest thing to me , he wrote, to have everything a normal person is supposed to have in that regard yet know it is trapped inside my own skin and all but inaccessible to anyone or even anything beyond my own blood, other bodily fluids, the microscopic eyes we might imagine to exist in the very cells that make up what and who we are .

The farm next to theirs on the west side was owned by a family named Key. One of them was a boy about her age, maybe a bit older, slim, with fair skin, sandy hair, and oddly beautiful pale blue eyes, not the deep dark blue of her own. And though she remembered him from her brief time in school as just another boy, not someone who’d made any more impression then than anyone else, now he set off a blushing, tingling feeling in her when they looked at one another in the store, the boy silent as his father gathered their few supplies and she totted them up. He looked back at her when they left and gave her a little wave that, when he’d shut the door, she thought might send her heart into a flutter-flump.

On her wandering one day she came up next to the boundary between their two farms, and saw one of the family hoeing weeds in the cornfield there. She thought it was him, that boy. He wore a broad straw hat, so she couldn’t quite see his sandy blond hair. She knew he had brothers. But when he got closer she could make out his features, and she stepped from the undergrowth and up to the barbed-wire fence at the edge of the field. In a minute he seemed to see her, stood up straight, turned away for a moment, then turned back and waved. She waved back. He set down his hoe and made his way through the dozen or so rows between them over to her, walking carefully. He wore a loose white work blouse, worn denim overalls, and a pair of old ankle boots that he stopped to shuck off before he reached her. He wiggled his bare white toes and looked over at her as if he may have embarrassed her, doing that, for some reason. And the look gave her that flushed feeling so suddenly that she felt herself having an accident, and so the feeling turned to shock, her face burning, and she called out, “I’ll come back here tomorrow sorry I have to run I forgot something important,” and she dashed back into the woods and ran all the way home, nearly in tears from embarrassment.

She didn’t stop at the house but went straight to the creek in the woods down the hill behind it. She was so overfull with emotion she couldn’t sort out, didn’t sort out in the course of her running so hard she could hardly breathe. When she got to the creek she immediately pulled up her dress, unpinned her diaper, wiped herself with a clean part of it, and plunged it into the creek. The bottom was sand, so she scrubbed it against the grit, then took wet handfuls of it and scrubbed straight into the soiled cloth until there was nothing but a dim stain that would take strong soap and baking soda to get out. She wrung it as dry as she could, fastened the pins into a part of it, sniffed her hands, took off her shoes, lifted her dress again, and lowered her bottom into the creek for a minute, the cool water running over her skin, a shock and then a pleasure. She stood up, calmer now, and walked back up the hill to the house.

She got soap and baking soda from the basin on the back porch, made a paste of the soda and water, but then she thought, What if he is still there? Then, What if he isn’t there tomorrow? She hastily washed her hands and, not even bothering to dry herself, began running down the drive and then through the pasture, still barefoot, dodging sharp sticks and fallen pine cones, one eye out for snakes, toward the narrow ridge of woods between their properties.