Gonzalo Torne - Divorce Is in the Air

“Too weird for your mother?”

I must have been staring. She thought I was censuring her for painting her eyes with those wine-tinted shades that must have been in style in some corner of the planet. To Helen’s mind, the goth palette of her eye makeup said something about what was proper and what was not — she was being bold. Well, my mother was weirder than Helen could possibly expect, and without trying: it came naturally to her.

When we got there, Mother had the nerve to greet us in the living room wearing the robe that had been her official uniform for five years. Her hair was matted in greasy tangles as if she were wearing a mop-inspired hat. I guess under all those layers of bewilderment — the result of the pills she took to flee the pain — she hadn’t even remembered we were coming. She was toying with her pillbox; I saw the chewed and peeled skin around her fingernails. I introduced them and we sat down. It bothered me to see her like that, and after five minutes I got up with the excuse of going to the bathroom. Helen wouldn’t mind being left alone with her: if women aren’t trying to claw out each other’s eyes, they’re turning blind ones to each other’s failings, and some neuron cluster had dumped a load of feminine solidarity all over Helen’s brain. As I walked down the hallway I admired the tolerance you women have for illness and decline. Sure, you’re the ones who have to let a polyp grow inside you, and then expel it once it can suck and feed itself on your secretions. But that doesn’t explain the bravery of those girls who, at twenty, can face raw and empty eye sockets, wounds that stretch from chin to thigh, jaws corroded by cancer.

The first room on the left was the “grandkids’ room.” I was surprised to see the light on. I stuck my head in to be sure it was still unfurnished: nothing but the sewing machine, the rococo mirror, and the small Miró Dad had bought me and that I felt uncomfortable taking with me to hang in the Turret. Not even a mysterious shadow; I flipped the light switch. I heard Helen’s voice gushing in her most melodious idiolect, and instead of going into the bathroom, I ducked furtively into my parents’ room. There was his bedside table, the damask-covered lamp, that showy clotheshorse he’d brought all the way from Sydney. It was all arranged as if he might come in at any moment, fold his glasses, and put on his robe. Nor had Mother removed the painting of that hunting scene; the oil had lost its shine, and even under the influence of the electric light a muddy, ocean-floor tone prevailed. I breathed in deeply, but I could barely catch a trace of Dad’s spicy, hot cinnamon scent. I opened the wardrobe and was startled to see a row of old suit jackets hanging above two halves of a ripening quince; the shoulder pads and wide lapels looked like they’d been designed to satisfy anatomical possibilities that had long since lost the evolutionary struggle. I also found two green knit ties with soft sienna striping. He hadn’t taken them, and she hadn’t thrown them away. I did not, however, find his old robe.

When my parents were in here, they would almost never summon me unless it was to scold me. As a child I’d liked to wander around their room when I was alone, ramrod straight, talking to myself: anticipating my entrance into the adult world, which I could only guess at then. During my teenage years I’d lie on that mattress with half a dozen weekend girlfriends, and we’d kiss like wrestlers locked in a struggle that almost brought us tumbling to the floor. The bed frame would — who knows whether from use or disuse — squeal like one of those old country locks, rusted and corroded. I can hardly believe it was the same place, and that twenty birthdays really go by, you leave home and follow new rules, ten years pass and another ten and, just like that, you’re over forty.

If I put my mind to it I could even taste that thick nipple sprouting from a vein so blue it was scary to think I could sever it with my teeth. The girl’s name, though, wouldn’t come. If I saw her now I’d recognize the fantastic hips that led only to a couple of flat buttocks dotted with red-tipped pimples — disappointing, yes, in terms of what I expect in a woman these days, after being spoiled by you and Helen. But back then they were just as exciting as those little eyes dying to please me, or the armpits where the poor, silly girl had forgotten to shave off the soft mat of hair. I’m almost sure that this freckle-face and I struggled with something — it must have been the clasp of her bra, because not even in my dreams could I have hoped that that afternoon would get us to the finish line, the point of sweetness and strain where beauty is penetrated.

I threw myself on her — which was my way back then — ready to devour that moment so overflowing with life and health. My hands sought out swells and zips, and for once it wasn’t my tongue but the girl’s that started thrashing around in my mouth, like she was trying to crush something. My saliva took on an acidic tinge. I couldn’t concentrate; I pushed her away and there was a sucking sound. She started to laugh, and she took her clothes off as if unwrapping the gift of her own flesh. She kept her panties on. I didn’t dare look below her waist, I didn’t want to scare her, I kept my eyes busy on her breasts, two uneven masses crisscrossed with a network of veins. Her eyes and the opening of her mouth suggested warmth and wetness, an internal wave swelled her like a water balloon, and even though I wasn’t overjoyed with the package as a whole, the heady aroma emanating from her clefts held me to her, and in the confusion I stared right between her thighs: a ridge of flesh pressing thickly and wetly against the cloth. I threw myself on the girl, turning her, I found her breast and I started to suck hard on its tip, I heard her laughter, her protests and other kinds of noises, but I didn’t let up, and while I grant that it was not a subtle maneuver, I don’t believe it deserved the spasms that preceded the first drops of liquid that started leaking, gushing, from within her — a watery, sticky geyser.

The torrent flowed for two minutes; my heart ran riot with confusion, and I started shaking. I was getting information at different speeds: I saw the frilly sound of her hair, I heard the snowy color of her flat behind creak, I couldn’t stand the incoherent cushiony scent of her armpits. I would have liked to blind my touch, suffocate my ears, shut my nose. Among the ideas that piled up in the bottleneck in my mind were: she was dying, the girl was mutating, she was going into labor. But when she finally stopped writhing, it turned out she only wanted me to hold her, to wrap her skin in my arms, rigid like two fish just taken from the freezer. I shook as I embraced her, I was a big body about to black out, I could feel hypothermia tingling in my feet. The girl felt the desperation of my hug, but she interpreted it wrong:

“It’s not pee, it’s just what happens to me. It’s natural.”

I lifted my head and saw that once again neither the laws of physics nor the guardian angels watching over us were going to lift a finger for me. The sheets were soaked in juicy secretions, a constellation of stains. It wouldn’t take much for my parents to move from that evidence to the suspicion that their son took advantage of their absence to hijack their bed for his first erotic adventures. I closed my eyes and watched my promising career as a weekend Casanova collapse. Good-bye to sexual advances with more appetizing feminine specimens: I’d been shut down by the vaginal fountain of a girl I wasn’t even taken with (and I do give myself credit for not bashing in her head while she was covering my neck in kisses). I will say in my defense that even if she’d had Helen’s kind of beauty, the kind that leaves you unsure whether to caress her or cover her skin in bites, deep relationships and emotions were out of the question. Is it the same with middle-class boys and girls? Up here we used to change girlfriends like shirts — all it took was a shower to clear your pores, free your body of lingering hairs and smells. Though you’d walk them down to the street when they got dressed to leave, or to the bus stop or home, none of those half-formed girls left anything behind to take root in your heart. It was enough to file away a name and a face that, as you matured, would become part of your blurry erotic prehistory. And it’s funny how none of that really prepares you for your first love, the one for whom you thought you’d been training your hands, your words, and your cock all that time.