Alison Lurie - The War Between the Tates - A Novel

“You still pissed at me, Sara?” the mustache asks as Brian swings back onto the highway.

“I never was pissed at you,” Sara replies with dignity. “I just think you were being chicken-assed ... We had this bad experience just now, dig,” she adds, sitting forward behind Brian so that he can see her in the rear-view mirror; she is very young, slim, boyish and intense, with a lot of-dark red-brown hair and matching red-brown eyes under heavy straight brows. “We got a ride outside the city with these two greaser-type guys in a truck. They were into a six-pack, and pretty soon they began giving us a hard time because we wouldn’t drink. Especially Stanley. They were picking on his hair and saying how they’d thought he was a cute chick.” Brian moves his head to get another view of Stanley, who indeed would have been good-looking if he were female, but makes only a soft, nondescript young man. “Then they started saying how they were going to pull off the road and give him a-haircut; and me—well you know the kind of shit.” Sara clears her throat.

“So when they had to slow down for the construction back there, we opened the door and jumped out,” Stanley explains.

“That was lucky,” Brian says.

“Yeh, except then we had to stand in the fucking rain for about an hour, not getting any rides,” Sara complains, “because Stan said no more trucks. He had like suddenly got this stereotype, see. Every time we saw a truck a mile off we had to put our thumbs down ...I don’t see why you were so unglued,” she says to him. “All you would have lost is hair. I could have got the clap from those guys.”

“Yeh, maybe,” Stanley growls faintly.

“Anyhow”—Sara turns back to Brian—“you like saved our lives, or at least our relationship. If you hadn’t come along when you did, I would have stopped anything on wheels.”

“You wouldn’t have got into a truck alone,” Stanley states.

“The hell I wouldn’t. Well, maybe I wouldn’t now,” she admits crossly. “But after we finish karate I’m going to go anywhere I fucking feel like.”

“You’re learning karate?” Brian shifts his head so he can address both of them.

“I’m thinking of it,” Stanley says, smiling nervously. “I don’t want her to beat me up.”

“I could beat you up now, Stanley,” Sara says. “I could break your arm with the side of my hand, if I wanted to. Lesson Four.”

Brian laughs, partly to ease the tension between his passengers.

“You think that’s a joke,” Sara says, leaning forward again. “You think it’s pretty funny for a woman to want to learn karate.”

“I think it’s not absolutely necessary for you to know how to break a man’s arm.” Brian smiles at Sara in the rear-view mirror, but her expression only becomes more belligerent. The premonition comes to him that he is about to hear a speech on the New Feminism. “Though I suppose in certain situations it might come in useful,” he adds, hoping to head the subject off. “If you were living in Manhattan, now—”

But it is too late. “You think that, because you’re a man,” Sara informs him. “You’re used to the idea that women are the weaker sex, and you want to keep it that way.”

“No, I—”

“You don’t want us to learn karate, it really scares both you and Stan shitless, because for thousands of years you’ve kept women down basically by the threat of physical force and violence.”

“Now, really, I—”

“I know what you’re going to say, you’re going to tell me you never hit a woman in your life, but that’s because you never had to, you got your way without it. You don’t have to physically hassle them, all our social institutions do it for you. Like for instance—”

For the next hour and a half Sara lectures Brian and Stanley on the subject of women: their natural physical, psychological and moral superiority to men; the manifold injustices they have suffered in the past; and their right in the present to equal pay, equal educational and vocational opportunities, free day-care centers, and abortion on demand. (Brian finds this part of the lecture especially annoying). At intervals she takes various paperback and magazines and newspaper cuttings out of her knapsack and reads aloud to them from Simone de Beauvoir and other lady authors. Occasionally Brian tries to change the subject; or to declare that he is already in favor of equality between the sexes, but Sara will have none of that. “Sure, you say so, but you don’t really mean it. It’s the same with Stanley. He thinks he wants to get rid of all that chauvinist shit, but he can’t—it’s in too deep, from his conditioning. Like that stupid crack he made about karate.”

In the rear-view mirror Stanley’s face twitches, but he does not protest. Really, Brian thinks, he is a pretty miserable, low-spirited imitation of a young man. Somebody ought to tell him so, to shame him out of his passivity and knock some guts into him. Brian is beginning to understand why the drunken truckdrivers baited Stanley, and threatened to cut off his long limp curls. If he, Brian, were two big greaser-type guys instead of one small professor, he too might—And Sara? Yes, why not? A good hard fuck, to shut her mouth for a while.

Picturing this scene in his mind, Brian continues to drive as fast as prudent in the direction of Corinth, and to give the impression of listening to Sara. He does this last so successfully that, having concluded her sermon, she becomes quite affable, even confiding. She and Stanley tell Brian of their difficulties with some members of their commune who are heavily into nudity (“Okay, so that’s their trip, except then they want the heat up to seventy-five all the time, and the rest of us swelter; besides, it really kites the gas bill”) and others who shirk KP. As they approach Corinth, Sara, who is a science major, asks Brian’s advice: is there some course in his department he could recommend to fill her distribution requirement? (an impulse of malice comes over him, and he recommends Donald Dibble’s Constitutional Law course, smiling to himself as he imagines the inevitable collision of views.)

Leaving his grateful passengers at the bottom of a muddy farm road, Brian drives on into town, to the apartment building where he has been living for the past month. Alpine Towers (more literally Tower, for there is only one as yet, though others are threatened) is brand-new, blatantly modern. Most of the apartments are rented furnished, in the bland indestructible style of airport motels. After four weeks, Brian still often feels that he is in a motel. At other times he feels he is living in one of a rank of post-office boxes—which, from the outside, the tall, flat building with its squares of glass and pressed-metal plating closely resembles. Some of the boxes are empty, some crammed full, and they are constantly emptied and refilled; because of its unusually small rooms and large rents, there is a rapid turnover of incoming Corinth faculty and outgoing husbands. It is the only building in town which always has a vacancy.

Brian lives alone in the Towers. He has not allowed Wendy to move in with him, though she spends most of her time there. At this stage, he has explained to her, it would not look well. Besides, the apartment is not large enough for two people—or even for one: the closets are inadequate, and apart from the Living Area there is only a tiny ill-lit bedchamber. But Alpine Towers is just a few blocks uphill from Wendy’s room in Collegetown, so it is easy for her to go back and forth.

As Brian had expected, his apartment on the sixth floor is dark; Wendy is afraid to face him. Presently he must try to locate her, but not yet; not tonight. It is nearly nine o’clock; he has driven for over eight hours today and eaten nothing since breakfast. His body demands a hot shower, a hot dinner and at least eight hours sleep.