Anne Tyler - Noah's Compass

“Excuse me?” someone called.

He looked up. The assistant was hurrying toward him, pink-faced and out of breath, clutching her purse to her pillowy bosom with both hands. “Excuse me, I just wanted to thank you,” she said when she arrived in front of him.

“Thank me for what?” he asked.

“It was kind of you to be so understanding back there. Somebody else might have… pushed. Might have pressed him.”

“Oh, that’s okay,” he said, meaninglessly.

“Mr… Pennyworth?”

“Pennywell. Liam,” he said.

“Liam. I’m Eunice, Mr. Cope’s assistant. Liam, I’m not at liberty to explain but… I guess you must have realized that Mr. C. is not in charge of hiring.”

“I understand perfectly,” he said. “Don’t give it a thought.”

If he had been the ruthless type, he would have pretended not to understand. He would have forced her to spell it out. But she looked so anxious, with her forehead creased and her oversized glasses slipping down her shiny nose; he didn’t have the heart to add to her discomfort. He said, “I meant it when I said I didn’t need a job. I really don’t. Honest.”

She gazed at him for such a long moment that he wondered if she had misheard him. And he was sure of it when she told him, finally, “You’re a very nice man, Liam.”

“No, no, I-”

“Where is it you’re employed?” she said.

“Right now? Well, right now, um…”

She reached out and laid a hand briefly on his arm. “Forgive me. Please forget I asked that,” she said.

“Oh, it’s not a secret,” he said. “I used to teach fifth grade. The school is downsizing at the moment, but that’s okay. I might retire anyhow.”

She said, “Liam, would you like to get a cup of coffee?”

“Oh!”

“Someplace nearby?”

“I would love to, but-shouldn’t you be at work?”

“I’m finished with work,” she said.

“You are?”

“Well, at least for…” She checked her watch-a big clunky thing on a leather wristband even thicker than her sandal straps. “At least for an hour or so,” she said. “I just have to be there for transitions.”

“Transitions,” Liam repeated.

“Getting Mr. C. from one place to another place. Till ten o’clock he’ll be in his office, reading The Wall Street Journal.”

“I see.”

Liam allowed her some time to expand on that topic, but she didn’t. Instead she said, “PeeWee’s is good.”

“Pardon?”

“For coffee. PeeWee’s Café.”

“Oh, fine,” Liam said. “Is that in walking distance?”

“It’s right around the corner.”

He looked down at the parking ticket he held. Then he turned and jammed it back under the windshield wiper. “Let’s go, then,” he told her.

He couldn’t believe his luck. As they headed up the street he had to keep fighting back a huge grin.

Although now that he had her all to himself, what was he going to ask? Nothing came to mind. Really he wanted to reach out and touch her-even just touch her skirt, as if she were some sort of talisman. But he dug both hands in his trouser pockets instead, and he was careful not to brush against her as they walked.

“The hiring and firing at Cope is handled by a man named McPherson,” Eunice told him. “Unfortunately, I don’t know him well.”

“Oh, that’s all right,” Liam said.

“I was hired myself by Mrs . Cope.”

This was getting more interesting. Liam said, “Why was that?”

“Oh, it’s a long story, but my point is, I didn’t have many dealings with the Personnel Department.”

“How did Mrs. Cope find you?” Liam asked.

“She’s friends with my mother.”

“Oh.”

He waited. Eunice walked beside him in a companionable silence. She had stopped hugging her purse by now. It swung from her shoulder with a faint rattling sound, as if it were full of ping-pong balls.

“The two of them play bridge together,” Eunice said. “So… you know.”

No, he didn’t know. He looked at her expectantly.

“I don’t suppose you play bridge,” Eunice said.

“No.”

“Oh.”

“What?” he asked. “If I did play, you’d get me into a game with Mrs. Cope?”

He was being facetious, but she seemed to give the question serious consideration before she said, “No, I don’t guess that’s too practical. Well, back to Mr. McPherson, then.”

It was on the tip of Liam’s tongue to remind her that he wasn’t job hunting. Since the job hunt seemed to be his main attraction, however, he kept silent.

This block was even more rundown than Bunker Street. Most of the rowhouses were boarded up, and bits of trash flocked the gutters. The café, when they arrived there, didn’t even have a real sign-just PeeWeEs scrawled in downward-slanting whitewash across the window, above a pale avocado tree struggling up from a grapefruit-juice tin on the sill. Liam would never have dared to enter such a place by himself, but Eunice yanked open the baggy screen door without hesitation. He followed her into a small front room-clearly a parlor, once, with dramatic black-and-gold wallpaper and a faded, rose-colored linoleum floor stippled to look like shag carpeting. Three mismatched tables all but filled the space. Through a doorway to the rear, Liam heard pots clanking and water running.

“Hello!” Eunice called, and she pulled out the nearest chair and plunked herself down on it. Liam took the seat across from her. His own chair seemed to have come from a classroom-it was that familiar blend of blond wood and tan-painted steel-but Eunice’s was part of a dinette set, upholstered in bright-yellow vinyl.

“Do you want anything to eat?” Eunice asked him.

“No thanks,” he said-addressing, at the last minute, the large woman in a housecoat who appeared in the rear doorway. “Just coffee, please.”

“I’ll have coffee and a Tastykake,” Eunice told the woman.

“Huh,” the woman said, and she vanished again. Eunice smiled after her. Either she was admirably at ease anywhere or she suffered from a total lack of discrimination; Liam couldn’t decide which.

He hunched forward in his seat as soon as they were alone. (He had to make the most of this one chance.) Keeping his tone casual, he asked, “Why is it that you’re needed only for transitions?”

“Oh, well,” Eunice said vaguely. “I’m sort of a… facilitator. Sort of, I don’t know, a social facilitator, maybe you could say.”

“You remind Mr. Cope of appointments and such.”

“Well, yes.”

She picked up an ashtray. Liam hadn’t seen an ashtray on a table in years. This one was a triangle of black plastic, with Flagg Family Crab House, Ocean City, Maryland stamped in white around the rim. She turned it over and examined the bottom.

“Boy, could I ever use reminding,” Liam said. “Especially when it comes to names. If I’m, for instance, walking down the street with someone and another person pops up that I know, and I have to all at once make the introductions… well, I’m at a loss. Both people’s names just fly clean out of my head.”

“Have you ever been involved in any community leadership?” Eunice asked him.

“Pardon?”

“Like, had to explain a project or something at a meeting?”

The large woman reappeared just then, scuffing across the linoleum in rubber flip-flops and carrying a tray. She set down two Styrofoam cups of coffee and a piece of yellow cake wrapped in cellophane.

“Thank you,” Liam said. He waited until she was gone before he told Eunice, “No, I don’t enjoy public speaking.”

“I’m just trying to think what qualities we should stress on your application.”