Guy Vanderhaeghe - The Englishman’s Boy

“Where’s Hardwick?” asked the Englishman’s boy.

One of the men pointed. Hardwick stepped out from behind a clump of willows, buttoning his fly. “Them boys is tardy for supper,” he said. “Where’s my switch?” The men laughed.

“That man needs another horse,” announced the boy.

“Does he?” said Hardwick.

“He can’t keep up.”

“Ain’t that a pity.”

“He needs a horse,” said the boy.

“Farmer Robinson put him on a horse.”

“It’s a poor horse.”

“It’s a poor man,” said Hardwick. The boy and Hardwick looked at one another.

“I ain’t watching out for him no more,” said the boy.

Hardwick shrugged.

“He’s scared the Indians is going to catch him if he’s left behind,” said the boy.

“Then he ought to have stopped at home and admired his favourite cow’s ass.”

For the first time Hank looked up, roused out of his numbness. “I didn’t ask to come!” he cried. “Mr. Robinson sent me!”

“Hold your chat,” said Hardwick quietly. “I’m talking to this boy here.”

“Why’d you push so hard today?” cried Hank. “What was your all-fired hurry?”

“My hurry?” said Hardwick. He wasn’t speaking to the farm hand but to the Englishman’s boy. “My hurry? My hurry was to reach water. My hurry was to get my men a sup of hot food before dark come down. Because I don’t hold with cook-fires after nightfall. I don’t hold with lighting no beacons to plundering Indians. That set all right with you?”

The boy said nothing.

“That set all right with you?” demanded Hardwick.

“Yes,” said the boy.

“It don’t set with me!” shouted Hank. “And this bad treatment ain’t going to set with Mr. Robinson. It ain’t going to set with him how that boy used his horse neither. He’ll require damages!”

“You keep on hollering,” said Hardwick, “you’ll catch some damages.”

Hank bit his lip and crawled down off the inert horse. “I don’t have much appetite,” he remarked to nobody in particular. “Even though Mr. Robinson put ten dollars in for supplies I don’t believe I’ll help myself to my share of that bacon that’s frying.”

“Second thought he don’t need to stop at home to admire no favourite cow’s ass,” said Hardwick to his companions. “All he need do is look in a mirror.”

I follow a ridge of starved, stingy weeds running down the middle of the lane, drive over a rise to confront desolation. A burned-out house, two walls still standing, the rest a tangle of blackened studs and joists collapsed in a cellar, fingers stabbing at the sky. I park the car, walk over. There are tortured lumps of melted window-glass scattered on the ground, heat-twisted nails, wooden shingles gnawed by fire, chunks of broken, ham-sized, smoke-cured cement. Where the floor still holds, it supports a scorched metal lamp, a charred sofa. Tall, rank weeds sprout in the midst of the debris in the cellar, evidence the conflagration was not recent.

Across the neglected brown yard I see the ruins of a barn, destroyed by fire like the house, heaps of ash and tumbled beams. In the singed, wasted crossbeams of a windmill, birds flit from spar to spar, a rusty pipe lugubriously drips water into a trough wearing a green caul of algae. Turning slowly in an intimidating expanse my eyes come to rest on a low-slung bunkhouse I first overlooked. A single window glints in the sun, the rest are masked with tar-paper eyepatches. A man is standing on the stoop of the bunkhouse watching me. Without acknowledging the intruder, he turns and goes into the bunkhouse. A minute later, he steps back out in a black jacket and walks towards me past a stack of rusted irrigation pipe, a hay rake, a ramshackle, derelict buggy. His stroll is unhurried and deliberate. When he reaches the car he stops, props a foot up on the bumper and ties an errant bootlace, straightens himself and says, “What you want?”

Shaved and with his teeth in, he looks less crazed than the man in the roughcut Chance had shown me. Considerably smaller, too -five feet four, one hundred and thirty pounds of stringy muscle, tightly wound sinew, bone. A common trick of the camera, to make a man seem bigger than he is. It had come as a great shock and disappointment to me when I started work at the studio and first encountered stars in the flesh. They seemed diminished, ordinary, piddling creatures.

But distortions of the camera aside, there is no mistaking this is Shorty McAdoo. It’s the eyes. Bits of bituminous black, countersunk in deep sooty sockets, soft coal smouldering. He isn’t wearing wrangler duds, just a pair of drab workman’s trousers, a collarless shirt under a black suit jacket that seems to have been his reason for the visit to the bunkhouse. Window dressing for the visitor.

“Mr. Shorty McAdoo?”

“Who wants to know?”

“The name’s Harry Vincent.” I offer my hand. He doesn’t take it. “No reason for alarm,” I say.

“I don’t feel no alarm,” the old man informs me. He looks like one of those over-the-hill jockeys who hangs around race-tracks, a trim, youthful body surmounted by an implausibly ancient face.

“I’ve been looking for you for more than two weeks,” I say. “I was ready to throw in the towel when I bumped into a young man by the name of Wylie.”

“Wylie, eh?” he says in a guarded voice.

“You came up in conversation.”

“What else come up in conversation?”

I hasten to reassure him. “There’s nothing to worry about.”

“Fuck worry. What you want, mister?”

“I’m not here about Coster. This has got nothing to do with Coster.”

“If it ain’t got nothing to do with Coster, why mention it?”

My eyes sweep the bleak, ravaged property. “There must be a reason you chose this particular garden spot to hole up in. I thought it might be Coster. This looks like a convenient place to avoid a warrant.”

“Warrant for what?”

“Maybe assault and battery.”

“Ain’t no warrant out on me. I never done nothing to Coster.”

“Don’t get me wrong,” I say. “Why you’re here is none of my business.”

He makes a gesture of dismissal. “This ain’t got nothing to do with Coster. I just got sick of all that picture shit.”

“I think I know what you’re talking about,” I say. “Some of your acquaintances have been telling me tales about the bad way you’re treated.”

“I washed my hands of her,” he says with a controlled, wintry vehemence. “Been a five-dollar-a-day fool long enough. Fellers shouting at you out of a blow-horn. Couldn’t take it no more. I’m done with all that. I reckon to get shut of this place entire. Head north.”

“Where north?”

“Canada. Not that that’s any of your business. But I got nothing to hide.” He pauses. “They got some space there. Was a time a man in this country could go anywhere on God’s green earth it pleased him, poor or proud. But the rich men keep putting all us dogs on the leash. Loitering law, vagrancy law. Old man like me can land in county jail for standing on a corner with empty pockets these days.”

“Look,” I prompt him, “is there someplace we can go and talk?”

“Talk what?”

“Business.”

“I don’t recollect no business to talk with you. What business I got to talk with you, Mr. Harry Vincent?”

“Give me ten minutes. It might be your ticket up north.” I issue this like a challenge and that’s how he takes it. He weighs me grimly.

“Come along then,” he says at last, turning on his heel for the bunkhouse.