Kristina Springer - The Espressologist

"That's enough!" I say loud enough that most of the other customers turn to look at us. "From now on we are going to just keep our exchanges to coffee, got it?" I'm shaking a little bit–surprised at myself for being able to be so direct with Melissa.

"What? I don't understand." Melissa looks slightly wounded. "I thought we were friends."

"What?" I spit at her. "When were we friends?"

"Well, uh ..." she stammers.

"Yeah, let me help you out," I say in a much quieter voice. "We never were and we never will be. Now place your order, give me your money, and go wait for your drink." Melissa stares at me for a moment with a stunned expression on her face.

"Two small nonfat lattes," she whispers, sliding me her credit card. I roughly mark two cups with their drink orders, ring them up, and quickly make the drinks. I keep the same mean face on until I watch the two girls leave the store with their drinks. As soon as the door closes behind them I fall back against the sink, shaking. I cover my mouth with one hand. I can't believe I just did that. I finally told that witch off. I handled her all by myself without Em whooshing in to save me. I have got to call Em right now and tell her all about it.

It's about an hour before closing and we're doing our nightly cleanup. Brenda is mopping the floors, Daisy is hauling the garbage out back, and I'm handling the counter by myself when Will walks in alone. I'm a little surprised to see him in here this late, but I had already thought about our next meeting and had decided to play it really cool with him about the whole Thanksgiving thing. Will gives me a huge grin.

"Hello," I say plainly. "What can I get you?"

"The usual."

"Really?" I can't resist asking. "It's kind of late."

"Yeah, I have a late night ahead of me." I nod. "That will be three fifty." Will looks puzzled. "What?"

"That will be three fifty," I repeat.

"Oh," he says, slowly pulling out his wallet, not taking his eyes off of me. I keep a straight face, but I want to laugh at his reaction to actually having to pay for his coffee. I ring him up and start to make his drink. Will comes around to the pick-up counter and watches me work. "So," he begins.

"So," I echo, quickly pulling shots and dumping them into his waiting cup.

"I was really bummed you weren't able to make it on Thanksgiving."

What?.' What the heck is he talking about? "Excuse me?" I say.

"You know, Thanksgiving. You said you were going to try to come over for our little celebration. I guess you couldn't get out of your family thing."

I hesitate with the ice scooper in my hand, trying to figure out the best way to respond to this.

"No, I couldn't make it. I had dinner with my family and then I met up with a few people." There. That sounds kind of good. At least I don't sound pathetic.

"Yeah, I figured something like that happened," he says.

Yeah, right.

"But I did try to leave you a voice mail to let you know I wasn't coming," I add, not wanting to just let the whole phone-turned-off thing go.

"Really? I didn't get it."

"Yeah, your phone wasn't in service or something."

"What?" he says, taking his phone out, flipping it open, and looking at it like it is going to tell him what happened on Thanksgiving or something. "What number did you dial?"

Okay, it's sad I know, but I have the phone number he gave me in my apron.

I pretend to think. "You know, I think it might still be in my pocket somewhere." I feel around in them, first the left and then the right, and produce a crumpled piece of paper. "Ah, here it is." I smooth it down on the table. Will looks at it.

"I'm such an idiot."

"Why?"

"I got the numbers mixed up. I reversed the last two digits. It's a new phone." He holds his hands up in a "what can you do?" manner. "I'm such an idiot," he repeats.

"No, you're not," I say, with one hundred times more enthusiasm than I had a few moments ago. It was a mistake. He wasn't trying to get rid of me.

"Forgive me for being such a dunce," he says. "Maybe we'll try to do it again sometime?" Will takes his drink and heads toward the door.

"Sure," I say, watching his beautiful backside walk out of Wired Joe's.

It's really here. Espressology night. I've been standing outside in the cold staring at the huge chalkboard announcing tonight's activities for a good five minutes. I have to admit, Brenda did a fantastic job. The board looks amazing. All red and white and silvery dust swirling around the edges. I'm clutching my Espressology notebook and my laptop to my chest. Derek pops his head out the door.

"Coming in or what?"

"Mmm-hmm," I mumble, not moving an inch. Derek steps outside, grabs both of my shoulders from behind, and gently pushes me toward the door. I guess in all the excitement he forgot about his no-touching rule.

"Come on," he says. "It's freezing out here."

I let him guide me into the store and to the back. The warm air makes my cheeks burn a little bit.

"You look scared to death," he observes once we are in his office and he's closed the door. I take a seat in the chair opposite his.

"Pretty much," I admit. And I'm not kidding–I've had a sick stomach all afternoon.

"Well, take your coat and gloves off and relax a minute. Gather your thoughts. It's going to be fun," Derek assures me.

It is really strange having Derek be nice to me.

Completely out of the ordinary for him. He must really need me to do this.

"I have a table set up in front of the registers with a red velvet tablecloth over it and a rose in a vase. When you are ready, go have a seat and do your thing."

"You went all out," I say.

"This is going to be big, I think. People have been talking about it all day."

"Really?" Now I feel even more bolted to the chair I'm sitting on.

"Yeah, sales are already up today just from people stopping in to ask what an Espressologist is."

"Wow," I mutter.

"Here, I got you this to wear." Derek hands me a cute red apron with the Wired Joe's logo embroidered on it in shiny silver. The name tag hanging off it says ESPRESSOLOGIST at the top, and then my name directly underneath. It has a tiny cupid in the corner.

"Holy crap," I say, "you are serious about this."

"Dead. Now get yourself together, come on out, and let's make a lot of money."

I nod and Derek heads out front. I slip the red apron over my black turtleneck and black skirt and I have to admit, it looks pretty cute. I stand up, do a quick hair check, and head to my post.

I trek up front feeling like a freshman communications student getting ready to give a speech for the first time to the entire school, but there really aren't that many people out there. Yeah, it is a little busier than usual, but there are only about five people in line. They all look at me eagerly, though, so I know they are waiting for me. Sarah and Frankie, one of our newer baristas, are making drinks at the bar, and Daisy is working at the register.

"Here she is, everyone," Derek booms to the entire store. "Our local Espressologist, Jane. Give your coffee drink order to one of our baristas at the register and then step over to Jane and tell her your favorite drink. Jane will take down your information and find your perfect love match for the holidays. She has never been wrong. Just step right up and give it a try."

Geez, where is your top hat, Derek? He sounds like he is introducing a circus act. Okay, deep breath, deep breath. I can do this.

I smile and give a little wave to the people in line.

"Hey, everyone. Just gimme a minute to get organized." I put my notebook down on the tablecloth and place my laptop right next to it. I flip it open and give the power button a slight push. I set it on standby before I left home, so it only takes a moment to turn on and for my spreadsheet to appear. The spreadsheet was Em's idea. She thought it would help if I had all the information I needed already in a table so I wouldn't blank and forget what to ask. She actually made the spreadsheet for me last night when she came over. She said she was there to help me relax about the whole Espressology thing today, but I know she just wanted to talk about Cam. She thinks she's all in love with him now. How can she be in love with him already? Puh-lease. They've only been on two dates, but she says she can just tell he is so perfect for her. I thought he was perfect for her, too, but strictly in the just-for-fun, not-falling-in-love kind of way. I mean, my god, she just broke up with her long-term boyfriend. She can't move on this fast, can she?