Douglas Kennedy - The Pursuit of Happiness

'Oh, here and there. Mainly a bunch of seedy bars on Broadway, then an all-night movie theater on Forty-Second Street. Saw a honey of a new Robert Mitchum thriller: His Kind of a Woman. Howard Hughes produced. Jane Russell co-starred, natch. Pretty nifty script: "I was just taking my tie off, wondering if I should hang myself with it." Kind of summed up how I felt last night'.

'Mr Self-Pity', Ronnie said. 'Too bad you couldn't have dropped a nickel and told us you were alive and well'.

'Oh - but that would have been easy. And I don't do easy'.

I tousled his hair.

'But you did good, Mr Smythe', I said. 'Didn't he, Ronnie?'

'Yeah', he said, coming over and taking his hand. 'He did real good'.

'This calls for a toast', I said, picking up the phone. 'Will room service deliver champagne this early?'

'Sure', Eric said. 'And while you're at it, tell them I want an arsenic chaser'.

'Eric, don't worry', I said. 'You're going to survive this'.

He leaned his head on Ronnie's shoulder.

'I doubt it', he said.

Eight

THE STORY BROKE in the papers the next morning. Predictably, it was that great patriot, Walter Winchell, who dished the dirt. It was just a five-line item in his Daily Mirror column. But it did a lot of damage.

He may be Marty Manning's best scribe... but he used to be a Red. And now Eric Smythe's in nowheresville after taking the Fifth with the Feds. He may know how to crack a joke, but he doesn't know how to sing 'God Bless America'. And what about the romantic company the never-married Smythe is keeping at his swank Hampshire House pad? No wonder NBC showed him the door marked 'Get Lost'.

Winchell's column hit the streets at noon. An hour later, Eric called me at my apartment. I was still in deep shock from reading this decimation job on my brother, but I didn't know if he'd seen it yet. Until, of course, I heard his voice. He sounded dazed.

'You've read it?' he asked.

'Yes. I read it. And I'm sure you could sue that bastard Winchell for defamation of character'.

'I've just been handed an eviction notice', he said.

'You what?'

'A letter was just pushed under my front door from the management of Hampshire House, informing me that I'm to vacate my apartment in forty-eight hours'.

'On what grounds?'

'What do you think? Winchell's line about the "romantic company" I'm keeping at my "swank Hampshire House pad"'.

'But surely, the management knew that Ronnie was living there with you'.

'Sure. But the deal was, I didn't say anything and they didn't ask anything. But now, that shit Winchell has blown everyone's cover - and the Hampshire House management are being forced to do something public and noticeable... like evicting the pervert'.

'Don't call yourself that'.

'Why not? It's how everyone's going to see me now. After all, I'm the never-married Smythe, right? You don't have to be Lionel Trilling to grasp the underlying meaning of that sentence'.

'Call Joel Eberts - ask him to get an injunction blocking the eviction notice, then fight the bastards in the courts'.

'What's the point? They'll win anyway, and I'll be even deeper in debt'.

'I'll pay the legal bills. Anyway, Mr Eberts isn't that expensive...'

'But we're probably talking about a six-month battle... which I'll end up losing. I'm not going to drain your bank account on my behalf. Especially as you're going to need the money. Because, thanks to me, your position at Saturday/Sunday is probably now in jeopardy'.

'Don't be silly', I said. 'They wouldn't play the guilt-by-association card'.

But they did. The morning after the Winchell piece appeared, I received a call from Imogen Woods, my editor at Saturday/Sunday. She was trying to sound calm and casual - but she was clearly nervous. She suggested we meet for a coffee. When I told her I was really behind in work - thanks to the chaotic events of this week - and couldn't see her until after the weekend, her tone changed.

'I'm afraid it's a matter of some urgency', she said.

'Oh', I said, suddenly nervous. 'Well, could we talk about it now?'

'No. I don't think this is something for the phone... if you take my meaning'.

I did. And I was now genuinely worried. 'Okay - where do you want to meet?' I asked.

She suggested the bar of the Roosevelt Hotel near Grand Central Station in an hour's time.

'But I have a deadline for you this afternoon', I said.

'It can wait', she said.

I reached the Roosevelt at the appointed hour of eleven. Imogen had a Manhattan on the table in front of her. She smiled tightly as I approached. She stood up and kissed me on the cheek. She offered me a drink. I said I'd prefer coffee at this hour of the morning.

'Have a drink, sweetheart', she said, radiating uneasiness.

'Okay', I said, now thinking that alcohol might be necessary. 'A Scotch and soda'.

She ordered the drink. She made small talk about attending the Broadway opening of a Garson Kanin play the previous night.

'Winchell was there too', she said, studying my face for a reaction. I gave her none.

'I think he's a monster', she said.

'So do I'.

And I just want you to know that I really felt for you yesterday, after I saw that item in Winchell's column', she said.

'Thank you - but it was my brother who was smeared...'

'Listen, I just want you to know that, personally speaking, I am completely behind you both...'

Alarm bells began to ring between my ears. 'That's nice to know', I said, 'but, like I told you, it's Eric who's taking the heat right now, not me'.

'Sara...'

'What the hell is wrong, Imogen?'

'Early this morning, I got a call from His Godship the Editor. It seems the magazine's board had their monthly meeting last night, and one of the big topics of conversation was the controversy swirling around your brother. Because, let's face it, it's not just his past political associations that have upset them. It's also his private life'.

'That's right. It's his private life. His past political associations. Not mine'.

'We know you were never politically involved...'

'What do you mean, we?

'His Godship, Ralph J. Linklater, had a visit yesterday morning from a guy named Sweet from the FBI. He told him that they had been running quite a substantial investigation into your brother's political past. It had been going on for a few months. Naturally enough, they also decided to run a background check on you'.

'I don't believe this. Why on earth would they be interested in me?'

'Because, like your brother, you have a certain public platform...'

'I write movie reviews and a completely frivolous column about completely frivolous things...'

'Sara, please... I'm just the messenger here'. Then after a quick scan around the bar, she leaned forward and whispered: 'Personally, I think these investigations are insane. And even more unAmerican than the unAmerican activities they're supposed to be rooting out. But I'm caught in the middle like everyone else'.

'I have never, ever been a Communist', I hissed. 'Jesus Christ, I voted for Truman in forty-eight, not Wallace. I am about the most apolitical person imaginable'.

'That's what the Feds told Linklater'.

'Then what's the problem here?'

'There are two problems. The first is, your brother. If he had cooperated with NBC, there would have been no problem. The fact that he didn't means there is now a problem vis-a-vis you and Saturday/Sunday'.

'But why? I am not his keeper'.

'Listen, had Eric talked, the Winchell item would have never appeared, and all this would have been forgotten about. But now he's been exposed as a one-time Communist, and as a man who does not have... how can I say this?.. a typical domestic home life. From what Linklater told me this morning, the board's great worry is that his problems will somehow cast a bad light on you...'